At what point do we start referring to billionaires as “the pedophile class”? Is it now? Let’s just do it now.

WHAT? But that's the jet I use for random parties with drunken sex-crazed congressmen!

Scrappy Doo keeps the Monkees out of the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame.

Between me and Will Ferrell, we have hosted SNL six times!

Been a while. Since I have seen a cop, pop the cherry's. Just to run a light. He had them off immediately after running it and back to normal driving. Must be nice to not have the rules apply.

3. Every donation made to "One Act" is matched by @scalzifamily.foundation for the first $5k, so please, spend our money. Also, in the US, the donations you make are tax-deductible, which is pretty great. I hope you'll consider supporting this film. Donate at the link. Thank you! www.oneactfilm.com

I would cast Matt Berry as James Bond, and set it in the 1960s with ludicrous 60s spy gadgets, film stock and music but play it absolutely straight.

@gailsimone.bsky.social for those that haven’t had a chance to watch Red Sonja it’s now on Tubi free of charge!

This is where superhero comics probably peaked honestly

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Good morning, Bluesky. The FBI has gotten back to me about the contents of my file with them, and I write about it over on my site. SPOILER: It will be very disappointing for the conspiracy-minded among us. whatever.scalzi.com/2026/05/04/a...

Super stoked that I was able to meet @jimmypalmiotti.bsky.social and Amanda Conner. At Calgary Expo. Got a few autographs from them on some sweet books. Plus Jimmy did a Jonah Hex sketch for me, in my omnibus. What an amazing show!!

Making coffee is the loudest thing in the world. When you are trying to not wake people up. Lol

I think by it’s time to upgrade Logan’s catchphrase. What do you think of, “I’m the best there is at what am the best at, which is nice.”

The missing keys have been found!!!!! I am super relieved!

Superman by @vinartwork.bsky.social

Reminder that in this house we do not trash other genres of books to support the genre we like the most. One, come on, we're grown ups. Two, the bottom line is people reading and loving books. Three, every writer you know has friends working other genres, don't trash their friends, thanks.

Supergirl and Blade was fun

I'm not getting old I just chuckled incorrectly and threw out my back

This

Never in recorded history has a four-year-old found his father’s loaded book and accidentally killed his younger sister with it. BUT WE BAN BOOKS NOT GUNS #guns #violence #BookBans #NaziAmeriKKKa #fascism

Good lord, @ronfunches.bsky.social did a show on the @jococruise.bsky.social and he STRODE THE SEAS LIKE A COLOSSUS. I haven’t laughed that hard in years!

Mfers saying they’d fuck an alien but the alien they’re thinking of is just a humanoid with green skin or some shit Johnny Storm is a serious alien fucker. Get on his level.

The Year is 2026. All your favorite characters are in the hands of authoritarian corporate entities who wring them dry of meaning in targeted assaults on your nostalgia to drain your wallets! There is only one hope: support independent comics by independent publishers. Against all odds! 🐐🪽🔥

I think enjoying some comics and a cup of tea is peak woke and I endorse it utterly.

Certain dudes are still upset with me when I said in 2012 that here in the US, being a straight white male is living on the lowest difficulty setting of life. From here on out I'm just going to refer them to these DOGE staffer depositions, and then tell them to go fuck themselves.

Why do I love writing the X-Men so much? I can't even say but it's got my heart and soul in it and I hope I can do it for a long, long time. It's fun and creative and feels meaningful, somehow. It's sometimes quiet, sometimes violent, it's poetic and chaotic both. Sounds corny, but it's true.

Thankfully I finished breakfast. Before the power went out. Lol

You guys, I think I could beat up Iron Man. I think his suit is fakey.

Swamp Thing scares people. I bet people would be less intimated if he wore Crocs.

Last meals is the best interview show out there right now and only Hot Ones gets close

We are trying to keep the next arc as secret as possible because OH MY GOD. Uncanny X-Men is the book to read if you like murder and cinnamon pretzels and sentinel dogs and mutants without britches and I WILL NOT APOLOGIZE FOR THAT.

Ick, the radio is playing Oasis. 🤮

Congratulations to Seattle and to everyone who didn't watch Kid Rock.

@akielroki.bsky.social friends on Blue Sky!!! Yes!!

Time to fire up that Indiana Jones game and punch some more fascists

Watching orchestras play slamming movie tunes. Jurassic park, bunch of star wars. Some pirates of the Caribbean.

Happy New Years friends! I will definitely not be up very late tonight. I hope 2026 is your best year ever.

A number of my works are available through the National Library Service, which provides work via audio and braille, and I encourage their use. All my contracts allow for this service to provide access to my work. www.loc.gov/nls/who-we-s...

Anyone else start the coffee without the pot underneath? No one else walked away for 30mins? Just me? Huh, well congrats on not being dumb.

A surprisingly large amount of my Grey hairs. Have come from dealing with Kindersly transport. The last 25 years. What a joke of a company.

Who has two thumbs and worked, pretty much his entire shift today. With his fly undone? This guy!!! Luckily it was black on black clothes. LOL.

Took 5 months of fighting. But Manulife is finally paying my claim from April. Keep fighting guys. Don't let big businesses get away with anything. They want you to give up and let them keep your money.

I cannot recommend you enough to install the Wikipedia app on your devices and use it like you would any search engine. Nowadays they even have tabs so you can open many articles at once. And, if you can, please donate to the foundation. It has survived the internet enshittification that way.

I used to make yearly donations to Wikimedia Foundation, but after talking to several friends in the nonprofit space, I've switched to recurring monthly donations instead. The predictable income stream helps them plan for the future. Throwing it out there for ppl looking for the best way to support

One time, Godzilla went past our hotel in Kyoto and he was hanging dong and I swear it looked like smooth broccoli.