The first 48-72 hours of your period is like natures sick little joke. Here you go fucker, have some hot flashes, nausea, headaches, cramps and just for fun on day 2 let’s make it feel like you’ve pissed yourself and sat in it as well. So dignified.

Me when I hide my receipts under my bum for safe keeping.

Guess who’s not in the Epstein files nu metal edition:

I just found out that kittie are playing london this summer hello, yes! I’m loving this nu metal resurrection. Deftones, kittie, sign me up for nu metal summer camp 2026! This is a literal dream. It’s 2000 all over again 🖤🤘

It is really infuriating to see how misogyny really does unite men across the sociopolitical spectrum. And, in so far as the Epstein files go, they sort women into two categories: fuckable or irrelevant. When they near a hint of accountability they complain about not being able to make women prey.

Hello, the pet brick isn’t available right now, please leave a message with the washing machine and we’ll do our best to respond on our next available day (Saturday) 🖤

What y’all on here lying about today?

They done Melinda dirty. Melinda Verga, you will always be famous. Naomy calling her crusty..

Put the makeup on ninny & get this show on the road.

I remember that day by the bridge. Nearly a year on from then & still no justice.

90% RAGE 10% WHIMSY

My future is being a batshit crazy person getting carted off by the police outside parliament for protesting about the state of this bullshit country.

If a brick happens to fall through the window of a police car anywhere it must have been a big gust of wind or I didn’t see anything.

I think we all need to protest like the French 🥰

Trump - nonce, Elon musk - transphobic nonce, JK Rowling - transphobic nonce sympathiser… so where’s their punishment then?

Prince Andrew is a nonce. Brits have known this for decades but it’s nice to see more confirmation I guess.

And I did a little video youtu.be/aMJFbQ1_0s4?...

Hey slurs, how y’all doing. Tried a (anti) valentines look. Didn’t have quite enough spikes so had to improvise with what I had available.

Believing women and children shouldn’t require posthumous paperwork.

I’ve seen a lot of conversation about Huda beauty & her comments on Iran. It’s not something I am able to comment on - waaay out of my depth. I’ve been trying to educate myself with it but i can’t put out a video on that now, I need more time to understand better.

If ICE try it in certain areas of London I’m expecting riots will break out. I don’t think it’ll be very peaceful. South London doesn’t fuck around. Croydon won’t have it.

So I hope these videos I’m working on don’t flop but y’know any time i put out anything remotely political it’s flop city. I’ll do my best.. hands inside the car at all times, it’s gonna be a bumpy ride friends.

Well this old fart is awake because today there’s a lot to do. Many fuckery to look at and talk about. But first walk my dog & coffee.

The horrors persist but so do I.

Hello everybody people how are you today

Come on Trisha Paytas, we’re all counting on you 🤞🏻

Y’all demanding the Epstein files, I’m demanding Trump d*es - there goes me getting into America. And I’d say it again.

Idk about you but I’ve been sober all month, please clap.

Bob the drag Queen’s latest video is funny AF

It’s funny how people will call you all sorts of things & lie about you when you start to uncover their dirty deeds. The beauty industry is ever so dark. The handshakes under the tables..

Just another day of plotting against Trump & pals, innit. Maybe I’m not quite as dumb as people think. How about that.

I think I’ve made a new friend and they’re as feisty as me, and I just wanna say I think that’s great. I also might not have made a new friend because sometimes I am confusement.

I currently look like a potato so how about I put some makeup & a shit wig on then I’ll look like a mr/mrs potato head. Is that me, yes I think it is.

Time to bully some rich old goth man & his rich friends & associates. Really bringing eat the rich back for 2026!

His dick can’t be that good, surely

Remember when people thought Courtney love was nuts for calling out Harvey Weinstein? I wonder how they’re doing now..

People don’t even hide it if they’re buddies with abusers these days 🤮

Here is boleyn with the weather: it’s fucking snowing! 🌨️ ❄️☃️

Me painting my face in just less than an hour & not completely hating it? Win. I’ll take it.

It’s amazing how if your notes say BPD, you get denied access to nhs talking therapies and they shunt you off back to the gp to get referral to elsewhere 🤷‍♀️ they really don’t like us. We ask for help & get told to go fuck ourselves 🤣 ok..

I de cluttered my makeup and it’s safe to say I won’t need any more in this lifetime. Fuckin ADHD and working on makeup counters. I’m trying to de clutter my room stage by stage so I’m like a functional human again 🤣

I love podcasts.

Grown up me took the wheel & got myself on a wait list for therapy cuz I haven’t had any in about 7 years. It’ll be a loooong wait but doing something is better than doing nothing 🤷‍♀️

Might fuck around & rewatch some WWDITS with my yellow sticker pizza tonight. Feel like I need something silly. 🧛🏻‍♀️

Well I fell asleep before midnight, didn’t touch a drop of alcohol but it’s nice not having a hangover today. Old person NYE ftw!

Lies, distractions, fake drama, staged assassination attempts, corporate overlords, and oligarchs. Let’s start the process of leaving it all behind in 2026! #Midterms #voteblue

Got a really sexy outfit planned for tonight, it’s called pyjamas & dressing gown, eye infection, menty b, you get what you get chic.

music.apple.com/gb/album/cem... come on now guys

Your friends in retail aren’t doing okay. Think of us if you’re cosy at home while we’re dealing with grumpy customers in department stores and those who bring their kids along to trash the place, smear lipstick on the counter surfaces ect. No joke, the line outside the soft play is mad!

music.apple.com/gb/album/fam... honestly, clap 👏