Kind of surprised that this hasn't been bigger news. It's finals week for a whole lot of universities, and yet, Canvas (a learning/grading platform used by ~9,000 schools globally) is currently inaccessible because of a pay-or-have-your-data-leaked hack. www.insidehighered.com/news/tech-in...

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For MTC, Evan Goldstein pens this absolutely stunning and studied piece of religion in The Pitt. "Being secular is unbearable, but one cannot be otherwise; religion, in the most positive formation the show can give it, is at best something we remember fondly."

Oh, lonely death on lonely life! Oh, now I feel my topmost greatness lies in my topmost grief.

the horn embodies the insistence of the proletariat, “the real movement abolishing the present state of affairs”

Pretending like you are going to war instead of a baseball tournament and then losing at baseball is super funny

God looking down at Eugenio Suarez pointing up at him

can we get a postgame interview with Nick Emmanwori’s mom?

“It’s app to you” tom wambsgans ass slogan

the woke nfl continues to divide Americans

DIABOLICAL hesitation

lights too bright

Tough night for Pats fans. Zero points scored, halftime show wasn't in English, and your best player’s last name is “Gonzalez“

drake "mac jones" maye

drake maye LVP

Maybe Drake Maye is the one seeing ghosts at this point.

surrender punt

if they win like 15-0 does the kicker get MVP

epochal

wait so did those people legit get married lol

Pedroooooo

feels like this should be like 24-0

rip Adorno you would have loved pop songs being repurposed as a soundtrack to sell phones

offense getting cooked so bad you don’t even try to get an extra possession in the SUPER BOWL

Guys I really think the blue post it note is gonna do it this year

It's happening

is the premise of this commercial that a nerd gummy is being kept by andy cohen

punting on 4th and 5 in no man’s land when the pats have nothing on offense??

98 sacked two guys at once there!!

we might get both of those actually

inexplicably bad combo of shirt and pants in that Kenneth Walker graphic

the arc of commercials for domain name companies has gone from "ARE WE GONNA SHOW YOU A HOT LADY'S TITS? GO ONLINE TO FIND OUT!?!?!?!" to "we paid an arthouse director to direct his muse in a wordless ad in the style of their films" which is a weird way for society to progress but i'll take it

what do you think sandler and federer are talking about

“Your conversations with AI” it is so over

the Seahawks defense knows where you're going to be before you do. and they're mean

Checking in after the third down

big drive for people (me) whose ball knowledge is limited to the phrase “game script”

lol will campbell went way early and still got cooked

why is CMC pregnant in the “meh” commercial

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pats don’t want the ball first??

lynn swann all time great name

turbo tax blatantly ripping off the “serious actor goes method for commercial” premise from last year’s jeremy strong/dunks ad???

It should be illegal to advertise a horror movie during the Super Bowl

most “fireflies” rendition of the national anthem I’ve ever heard, bring back Green Day

violinist for America the beautiful going crazy!!!!

everyone involved with that Manscaped ad needs to be banished from the realm

whatever happens in this game, I’m rooting for discoursemaxxing. We need a whole offseason of “darnold is a fraud” or “pats just had an easy schedule,” plz no ambiguity