pavel-chan

sometimes i like to run around with live crabs in my mouth just to feel something

gets on my knees and drinks milk from a bowl

time to take a piss

endurance training for eternity in hell

WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT RHING

IM BEING SKINNED ALIVE WHAT KIND OF SYLVIAN RITUAL IS THIS

they forced me to eat cement as a child

so like ive been experimenting with blender an WHAT THE FUCK

i made a banner but the heh nice cock is too funny to replace

tempted to change my name to Pavement Pudding

(the system already made a Gacha Life ver but i made me own as accurate to my style as possible)

this is a PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT

aye me laddie i love stealing biscuits from the flat downstairs. theivery is my greatest persuit

guess whos being a silly little man

im 🧍‍♂️ taking 🛀 over 🗣 the 🫴 WORLD 🌎 one ☝️ kiss 👅 at 🚶‍♂️‍➡️ a ‼️ TIIIME 🕑

how is a silly girl like me supposed to make it in this cruel world

AAAAAAAAAAHHHH FUUCK

DAMN

sorry i havent been actively lately, i was put in prison for war crimes luckily the guards let me out cus they were so impressed by my massive co

that didnt come off how i wanted it to wait

i be pretending this banana is the Kaiser im going to eat his ass

sighs i have no bitches...

i cant STAND that little narcotic injecting CHILD

oh will it im waiting, theres a time limit on this one

what the hell no waaaaay

get outta the void, son

who the fuck is in my dms bro

man fuck

drown out the world 😒

nobody understands me 😢

weapon of mass destruction

this is where i watched my family die, Levi

Levi, my deputy

LEAVE ME ALONE

THERE ARE PEOPLE OUTSIDE MY BUNKER CALLING ME A FREAK

i was taking a gay quiz but the first question assumed i ever had a friend. i literally could not continue

why are they looking at me like that.

im a silly rabbit 😋

i miss my wife, Levi

its so over