The alternate reality from Peacemaker is our actual one

It's Time For Your Colonoscopy, Charlie Brown

At this point the Democratic National Committee has more in common with a seance

Wild to have the Ebenezer Scrooge awakening and just say, "Aw, fuck it."

Editor: You get those photos of Steven Spielberg and E.T.? Photographer: Sure did boss, real fuckin sexy just like you asked. Editor: what

We're living in an era where hardly anything is sensational, inspirational, celebrational or Muppetational

"Yo, bitch, we're at Applebee's!"

Judomaster making a big bowl of Nazi soup was super satisfying #Peacemaker

Creepiness aside re: "Tilly Norwood" if someone's favorite actor isn't actually a person they hate movies, stories, and humanity in general

If only Eddie Murphy could beat the shit out of this clown, but not in a movie this time

"Doctor, I have a hump on my back, a hooked nose with a wart, and I diarrhea constantly." 'Ah, Crone's Crohn's disease.'

This is utterly moronic to pin on democratic representatives but then again, maga are morons

In honor of Dr. Jane Goodall:

"One day we might say something right wing. At the other time we might say something right wing. We're not partisan!"

JURASSIC WORLD REBIRTH could easily be retitled JURASSIC PARK: THE LOST WORLD: LOST WORLDER and anyone familiar with that earlier entry would have a solid grasp of this one: lots of dinos and running through jungles. Great effects, the best the CGI dinos have looked recently, good animal behavior.

Called this back in June:

The Rugrats of the Rutabagas

Finished a rewatch of THE JEFFERSONS yesterday and it remains a triumph. Norm Lear's most successful sitcom, Sherman Hemsley and Isabel Sanford created a TV couple for the ages. The show everyone disappointed in Cosby should have been watching all along.

MINORITY REPORT gives great Spielberg even if there's maybe one too many cutesy gags about the future (burgers cooked by jetpack, etc.) It's a tight, smart thriller. Too bad the biggest fantasy aspect isn't the murder-predicting psychics, but the US still having a functional government in the 2050s.

Petition to rename the state Oklanhoma

They just did a find/replace switching Cliven Bundy to Antifa

Just found out they neutered the Wolfman He no longer, in fact, has nards

Republicans not only want women barefoot and pregnant, they want those pregnancies to HURRRT

To be fair, Truckasaurus Wrecks gave a poetic eulogy "Vroom, vroom, crunch!" indeed

People like this douchepickle dolan not getting excommunicated for pure, unvarnished blasphemy, on top of all the pedophile scandals, is what makes this "church" such an absolute joke

Interesting artistic choice to put em on their foreheads

Pictured: France

One of the great things about ALIEN: EARTH is how much of its effects are practical, like Morrow's cyborg arm which is done as a glove (pictured):

It needs to be clarified that Kimmel didn't actually *say* anything derogatory. He just embarrased trump by showing a clip of trump's usual self-centered asshole behavior in his total lack of caring about kirk's death.

Trying to think of a way to eulogize Robert Redford, an absolute titan of an actor—effortlessly handsome and charming but putting in solid work—without being a "celebrity." Just watch his films: BUTCH & SUNDANCE, ALL THE PRESIDENT'S MEN, THE STING, THE GREAT WALDO PEPPER, THREE DAYS, etc., etc.

The Jeffersons did one too, with the added twist of the trans character being George's old Korean War buddy

Finally noticed that the oxen in Oregon Trail were getting a walking colonoscopy

A functional society can't survive a media landscape so perverse that an avowed hatemonger who trucked in neo-Nazi speech getting himself killed earns him the same type of hagiography as Mr. Rogers

Proverbs 11:10: When the righteous prosper, the city rejoices; when the wicked perish, there are shouts of joy.

Who can take a sunrise Sprinkle it in dew Cover it in chocolate and a miracle or two? The Candyman (the Candyman) The Candyman can (the Candyman can) The Candyman can cause he mixes it with love and makes the worl— *the room starts filling with bees*

The menu is trump-inspired The Thousand Island dressing is his skin color, the New York steak represents his being from New York, and the seven-layer fudge-filled cake represents his diapers

Depicting Durr Fuhrer as an even more slobby Immortan Joe with a cartoon dog tongue necktie

I don't know what everyone's talking about The president looks great

JFK is a great paranoia thriller, this time ALL THE PRESIDENT'S MEN in the form of a courtroom drama. Truly astonishing cast—mostly comedians—scope, boldness and bravado. Stone takes audiences back (in time) and to the left (politically) in a film about the greatest crime perpetrated against the US.

Obama 2.0 for people who thought the original wasn't in the corporate pocket enough

ZODIAC is the best blending of a newsroom thriller and a crime thriller ever made, and is what I'd consider the very best film ever made by David Fincher. A cast that is simply astonishing—pre-MCU Downey, Gyllenhaal, and Ruffalo...endless That Guys. Paranoid, frightening, a relentless masterpiece.

"Our culture and heritage!"

ALL THE PRESIDENT'S MEN is one of those where they truly don't make 'em like they used to. A Goldman script. A stacked cast: Redford, Hoffman, Balsam, Holbrook, Robards, a host of That Guys... a film where Ned Beatty is a second-billed actor. Awesome sense of importance and paranoia and timeliness.

This shit is why you never give gop/maga an inch regarding their racism They try to justify the camps by claiming they want people "to come here legally" which eventually leads to them admitting they want no immigrants at all

calling them pimples is gross call them gooshberries instead

Clever of Peacemaker to change the final scene of season to have Gunn's new Superman version of the characters meet Chris. Ties it in nicely.

BAD DAY AT BLACK ROCK is a great noir/Western with a cast to die for: Spencer Tracy, Robert Ryan, Walter Brennan, Anne Francis, Ernest Borgnine, Lee Marvin... John Sturges proves a steady hand at a sleazy pulp reckoning with US treatment of Japanese Americans during WWII and the aftermath of it.

Movie pitch: A 'Burbs sequel with Tom Hanks, Bruce Dern, and yes, Corey Feldman The premise: Hanks and Dern are aging widowers and they re-team with Ricky Butler to defend their neighborhood against a new gang of creeps who are preying on the elderly...funny but eligiac, in that Bubba Ho-Tep vein

slightly diminish a band: Maybe Said Fred

MEN IN BLACK is one of those comic book movies that truly transcend the epithet to become a modern classic in the vein of a new GHOSTBUSTERS. Tommy Lee Jones and Will Smith pair well. The story is simple, nonsensical, and still hangs together. Rick Baker's alien makeups are scrumtrulescent.