❝My head is a very dark place...❞

❝I read in a book, once- before my face had formed two deep pits of black oil, sharks do not sleep. They don't have eyelids. If their tails went still, they would sink to the ocean floor & die. I wonder what sharks did to deserve their sisyphean punishment. I wonder what 𝘐 did to deserve mine.❞

// If the world only knew just how creative I truly am. These glasses aren't just for show. It's a symbol of my intelligence! Why else do you think I'm so nerdy & am perceived as "different"?

( @fallenheir.bsky.social ) // Sometimes, I think God sent you here for a reason. There was a time when I felt alienated. A time when things weren't sunshine & rainbows. But because of you, I'm happy. Enough to let go and allow myself to be vulnerable. I'm not afraid to take a chance...

❝I am the master of my fate.❞

"Good people can be hard to find, but they exist. That's why I haven't lost faith. It's why I question my own morality and choose to refrain from killing. Even the most troubled people can be redeemed. It's simply a matter of knowing your enemy."

𝘞𝘩𝘺 𝘥𝘪𝘥𝘯'𝘵 𝘩𝘦 𝘢𝘥𝘷𝘢𝘯𝘤𝘦? 𝘚𝘪𝘮𝘱𝘭𝘦. 𝘗𝘦𝘵𝘦𝘳 𝘤𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥 𝘴𝘦𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘸𝘰𝘮𝘢𝘯 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘮𝘪𝘴𝘨𝘶𝘪𝘥𝘦𝘥. 𝘐𝘧 𝘴𝘩𝘦 𝘸𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘵𝘳𝘶𝘭𝘺 𝘦𝘷𝘪𝘭, 𝘴𝘩𝘦'𝘥 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘯𝘰 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘰𝘯 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘸𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘴𝘩𝘦 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘥𝘰𝘪𝘯𝘨. 𝘖𝘳 𝘳𝘢𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳, 𝘪𝘧 𝘴𝘩𝘦 𝘸𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘦𝘷𝘪𝘭, 𝘴𝘩𝘦'𝘥 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘢 𝘮𝘶𝘤𝘩 𝘮𝘰𝘳𝘦 𝘥𝘪𝘴𝘩𝘰𝘯𝘰𝘳𝘢𝘣𝘭𝘦 𝘮𝘰𝘵𝘪𝘷𝘦. (+)

// Welp, that's enough drama for one day. Wasn't really expecting it, but stuff happens, I guess. Anyway, I'll be back after I've taken a nice, relaxing walk and have played a couple video games. Peace! ✌️

// Here we go. 🙄 Someone making a HUGE biased assumption. What else is new?

// I take it you don't have a whole lot of friends. If you should ever want to plot or simply vent in DMs, I don't mind either of the two. I may just be "some guy", but I'm also VERY relatable. Enough to empathize & want to be there for people less fortunate than I am.

🧍‍♂️

"You can thank Captain Stacy for this vehicle. I'm only borrowing it because swinging while holding you both would be difficult & kinda awkward. Go ahead & take a seat. The doors are unlocked. I'm taking you both home."

@countingseconds.bsky.social // I know I keep mentioning Batman, but what can you expect from someone who grew up without a role model? As easy as it would've been to just start fighting, Peter's trying to be better. If he continued to brutalize all his foes, he'd be just another DARK knight.

𝘗𝘦𝘵𝘦𝘳 𝘫𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘴𝘵𝘰𝘰𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦. 𝘈𝘯𝘨𝘳𝘺, 𝘣𝘶𝘵 𝘯𝘰𝘵 𝘸𝘢𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘰 𝘧𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵. 𝘕𝘰𝘵 𝘣𝘦𝘤𝘢𝘶𝘴𝘦 𝘩𝘦 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘴𝘤𝘢𝘳𝘦𝘥, 𝘣𝘶𝘵 𝘣𝘦𝘤𝘢𝘶𝘴𝘦 𝘩𝘦 𝘧𝘦𝘭𝘵 𝘧𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘸𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥𝘯'𝘵 𝘴𝘰𝘭𝘷𝘦 𝘢𝘯𝘺𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨. 𝘕𝘰𝘵 𝘪𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘤𝘢𝘴𝘦, 𝘢𝘵 𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘵. (+)

// Not that it really bothers me, but what's the point in making peace with someone if you're just gonna block them? Like, I'm not even mad or hurt, just confused. Some people are so weird, bro.

// Sorry for getting to the rest of y'all so late! I have ADHD, and boy, oh boy, does my brain need CONSTANT stimulation. It doesn't help that I daydream a lot, spend a lot of time playing video games, and am naturally a hyperactive person. In many ways? I'm a lot like Impulse from DC comics. 😅

𝘈𝘯𝘥 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵, 𝘗𝘦𝘵𝘦𝘳 𝘵𝘶𝘳𝘯𝘴 𝘢𝘳𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘥 𝘣𝘦𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘦 𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘱𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘰 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘢𝘪𝘳 & 𝘧𝘪𝘳𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘢 𝘴𝘵𝘳𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘰𝘧 𝘸𝘦𝘣𝘣𝘪𝘯𝘨. 𝘈𝘧𝘵𝘦𝘳 𝘥𝘪𝘴𝘢𝘱𝘱𝘦𝘢𝘳𝘪𝘯𝘨 & 𝘥𝘦𝘭𝘪𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘮𝘰𝘯𝘦𝘺, 𝘩𝘦 𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘶𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺 𝘱𝘶𝘭𝘭𝘴 𝘶𝘱 𝘪𝘯 𝘢𝘯 𝘰𝘭𝘥-𝘧𝘢𝘴𝘩𝘪𝘰𝘯𝘦𝘥 𝘱𝘰𝘭𝘪𝘤𝘦 𝘤𝘳𝘶𝘪𝘴𝘦𝘳. (+)

// Am I the only one getting Batman Begins vibes from this? 'Cause damn, this is starting to remind me of Ra's al Ghul & Bruce Wayne's talk about compassion. Noir Peter never had qualms about killing. But he NEVER believed himself to be above the law. He still had morals & wanted to help people.

"Earned it? People can be stupid. Selfish even. But that's why we have to help them." 𝘑𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘩𝘦𝘢𝘳𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘩𝘪𝘮𝘴𝘦𝘭𝘧 𝘴𝘢𝘺 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘮𝘢𝘥𝘦 𝘩𝘪𝘮 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘭𝘪𝘻𝘦 𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨. 𝘈𝘭𝘵𝘩𝘰𝘶𝘨𝘩 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘮𝘦𝘵𝘩𝘰𝘥𝘴 𝘸𝘦𝘳𝘦𝘯'𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘮𝘰𝘴𝘵 𝘪𝘥𝘦𝘢𝘭, 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘥𝘪𝘥𝘯'𝘵 𝘮𝘦𝘢𝘯 𝘗𝘦𝘵𝘦𝘳 𝘤𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥𝘯'𝘵 𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘳𝘯 𝘵𝘰 𝘣𝘦 𝘣𝘦𝘵𝘵𝘦𝘳. 𝘐𝘵 𝘥𝘪𝘥𝘯'𝘵 𝘮𝘦𝘢𝘯 𝘩𝘦 𝘤𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥𝘯'𝘵 𝘵𝘳𝘺. (+)

Fun fact: Noir Peter can't feel pain. Physically, at least. Ever since he got bit, he's become immune to things like bullet wounds. Of course, the chest part of his suit consists of light kevlar. He may not be death-proof, but he can take quite the punishment!

𝘈𝘴 𝘩𝘦 𝘸𝘢𝘵𝘤𝘩𝘦𝘥 & 𝘭𝘪𝘴𝘵𝘦𝘯𝘦𝘥, 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘪𝘵𝘶𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘪𝘵𝘴𝘦𝘭𝘧 𝘣𝘦𝘤𝘢𝘮𝘦 𝘢 𝘳𝘢𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘵𝘳𝘪𝘤𝘬𝘺 𝘰𝘯𝘦. 𝘗𝘦𝘵𝘦𝘳 𝘥𝘪𝘥𝘯'𝘵 𝘴𝘦𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘸𝘰𝘮𝘢𝘯 𝘢𝘴 𝘢 𝘣𝘢𝘥 𝘱𝘦𝘳𝘴𝘰𝘯, 𝘣𝘶𝘵 𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘫𝘶𝘥𝘨𝘮𝘦𝘯𝘵 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘤𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘳𝘭𝘺 𝘤𝘭𝘰𝘶𝘥𝘦𝘥. "I understand where you're coming from. However, people like us? We're not above the law. (+)

"And yet, still just as enticing."

[Noir Peter also has his fair share of personal struggles. Only, with him, it's a matter of BLASTING/beating the crap out of people, or enacting justice without resorting to savage violence.]

// GO TO HORNY JAIL

// Before I go...

// Gotta love how mentally disciplined Peter is when women try to seduce him. Like, "Nice try, but just because OTHER men fall for your tricks, doesn't mean I will, too!" Peter's stronger than that. He's BETTER than that.

"Before they fall head over heels for you? I'm sure. Seriously, keep out of trouble, or I WILL bring you in."

// Happy Birthday wishes from ya boy! 🎉

𝘞𝘩𝘪𝘭𝘦 𝘩𝘦 𝘥𝘪𝘥𝘯'𝘵 𝘵𝘳𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘫𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘺𝘦𝘵, 𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘸𝘪𝘭𝘭𝘪𝘯𝘨𝘯𝘦𝘴𝘴 𝘵𝘰 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘱𝘭𝘺 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘢 𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘳𝘵. 𝘈𝘴 𝘗𝘦𝘵𝘦𝘳 𝘭𝘰𝘰𝘬𝘴 𝘥𝘰𝘸𝘯, 𝘩𝘦 𝘵𝘢𝘬𝘦𝘴 𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘥 & 𝘴𝘩𝘢𝘬𝘦𝘴 𝘢𝘴 𝘦𝘹𝘱𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘦𝘥. 𝘏𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘯 𝘭𝘰𝘰𝘬𝘴 𝘶𝘱 𝘢𝘵 𝘞𝘪𝘭𝘭𝘰𝘸. "I should hope not. Wait here with your sister. I'm going to hand this money over to the police."

// Yeah, but honestly? I'd see myself playing as Abra Kadabra (Flash villain), anyway. Magic is one of my favorite superpowers! 🪄 Even if it's just REALLY advanced technology. To me, magic is the closest thing to omnipotence. With it, you can do virtually anything!

"Peter." 𝘏𝘦 𝘴𝘢𝘺𝘴 𝘢𝘴 𝘩𝘦 𝘰𝘱𝘦𝘯𝘴 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘦𝘺𝘦𝘴. "My name is Peter. And, uh... sorry about assuming from before." 𝘏𝘪𝘴 𝘦𝘺𝘦𝘴 𝘸𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥 𝘥𝘢𝘳𝘵 𝘵𝘰 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘪𝘥𝘦 𝘢𝘴 𝘩𝘦 𝘢𝘱𝘰𝘭𝘰𝘨𝘪𝘻𝘦𝘥, 𝘧𝘦𝘦𝘭𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘸𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘦𝘮𝘣𝘢𝘳𝘳𝘢𝘴𝘴𝘦𝘥. "I'm not usually the type to jump to conclusions. I am a detective, after all."

// Will be online in just a bit. Haven't had breakfast yet, but as soon as I do, I'll be up & running. Heads up! I'm planning a possible villain muse separate from the main Marvel universe. I won't say who, but just know they're part of Spidey's rogue gallery.

// Oh? Well, I'm glad someone thinks so. Crime & mystery have always been a theme that's attracted me. I don't know what it is, but when it comes to saviors? I like me an outsider. A dark guardian who's not afraid to do what's necessary, even if the law may not understand or side with them.

Don’t make us sit on you.

"All I said was freak. Guy's actin' like I said the N word or somethin'. Sheesh..."

// U know what time it is?

"I see. I should warn you, though, miss. You'll find it quite difficult to steal so long as I'm around. If I were you, I'd find a better line of work."