if i were to buy a burger and put it in a video could i writeoff the burger as a business expense

slept on my left arm all last night and now it hurts if i bend it the wrong way

she has no idea i am about to put her into the Torment Nexus

what do the Wizards players even say to each other after letting a man drop 83 on their heads

if you ever feel like things are bad, just remember they could be so much worse. you could be a Baltimore Ravens fan right now

Didn't get to play this one back in 2011, hopefully 15 years isn't too late to start

not sure what i was expecting

📣NEW VIDEO📣 I have decided to support local businesses by beating every gym in Johto using locally sourced Pokemon youtu.be/HuYG0uTDFTc

TONIGHT WE GO BIG OR GO HOME

Using every ounce of my self-control to not drop ~$800 CAD on a Switch 2 and Pokopia

ACORN HEAD IS REAL

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Listed some stuff I'll need for my next video and suddenly realized how bizarre it looks

this mythical find from a free stock image site

There's nothing BlueSky users do better than make hamfisted Pokémon Go references

would you buy it

They're gonna do this to the intern who dropped Pokémon FireRed and LeafGreen a week early

Pokémon Unite devs balance their game like they have a personal vendetta against it

people don't say "this game rocks" anymore they say "The Haunting Beauty of this Underrated Masterpiece"

I HATE CURREN CHAN!!!!

New video from a YouTube channel I've been following for years (but whose quality has been noticeably declining) just hit me with seven "It's not just _, it's _" in the first 6 minutes

Happy family day to all the Canadians with families

while you were studying the blade, i went to the store

Who are they putting in my Capricorn Cup lobbies

This is the greatest Youtube comment I have ever received: - The incorrect assumption - The doubling down on the incorrect assumption - The religiously induced threat against someone completely random and unrelated - The username

These instructions for my new desk lamp are frying me

Every time I sit down to watch YouTube with some food I feel like this Oguri Cap

Super Bowl ads this year: AI slop AI slop Beer AI slop Lamine Yamal's favourite Pokémon is Zygarde 100% AI slop

At the rate the Super Bowl is going the final score is gonna be something like 9-6

Sakura Bakushin O's legacy is really gonna be that armpit gif 😭

Spent all of January trying to improve my health only to sleep at 4AM three days in a row

have the other Tapus ever called Bulu "Rillaboom" by mistake

Thought about hopping on the "my attachment to each Nintendo franchise" trend but mine would just be: 5☆ Pokémon/Fire Emblem 2☆ Mario/Kirby 0☆ Everything else

Last night I dreamed that an old childhood friend and I reconnected and he gave a gift that was just a tissue filled with yellow snot

📣NEW VIDEO📣 There is a wishing well in Pokémon Lazarus that spits out Pokémon so I milked it for an entire Nuzlocke run youtu.be/2VWecqPqsj4

there's something beautiful about the highest-rated places on doordash in my area all being liquor stores

Adobe Premiere Pro when I sit down to edit a video

Good luck to all the Umamusume fans today watching an NFL game for the first time and getting to experience a Jarrett Stidham-led offense

Amongst the sea of Gold Ships in champions meet today, I saw End Closer Nice Nature

can you stay overnight at a buc-ees or is texas not quite there yet

moshi moshi desu wa

Huge fan of Tinkaton's sprite from Pokemon Lazarus, it's so full of whimsy

when the spicy taco get in your system

my brain is rotted

One of the most disappointing feelings you can have with the modern internet is looking up a guide for something and immediately clocking that every single line of text on the website is AI-generated

Finally got my first S rank in Umamusume and was rewarded with the goofiest 3-star blue spark

i've been conditioned into saying "that's me" every time i see a toedscool in a pokemon game now