Good luck to all the Umamusume fans today watching an NFL game for the first time and getting to experience a Jarrett Stidham-led offense

Amongst the sea of Gold Ships in champions meet today, I saw End Closer Nice Nature

can you stay overnight at a buc-ees or is texas not quite there yet

moshi moshi desu wa

Huge fan of Tinkaton's sprite from Pokemon Lazarus, it's so full of whimsy

when the spicy taco get in your system

my brain is rotted

One of the most disappointing feelings you can have with the modern internet is looking up a guide for something and immediately clocking that every single line of text on the website is AI-generated

Finally got my first S rank in Umamusume and was rewarded with the goofiest 3-star blue spark

i've been conditioned into saying "that's me" every time i see a toedscool in a pokemon game now

smoking on that Matikanefukukitaru

I was listening to YouTube videos while cooking and nearly dropped my ladle full of soup because I heard 67 and tried doing the gesture

TRUMBEAK NOT DEAD LAST

let's use papa for forced labour

They've actually designed several Mega Flygon concepts but I keep destroying them before the programmers can add it to the game

📣NEW VIDEO📣 The least popular Pokemon (according to Bulbapedia) are back to conquer Kalos in Pokemon Y! Thumbnail art by @kotatsuinunova.standingintheodds.com

Been deciding on which vice to acquire for 2026. Currently undecided between frivolous spending and eating at 1AM

Every time you save a project in Premiere Pro an invisible pair of dice is rolled and if it lands on an even number your entire computer explodes

Modern day trench warfare is attempting to use Premiere Pro without crashes

happy holidays

wore a santa hat for 3 minutes before my head got too hot and i had to take it off

Technology has advanced far enough that anyone with the drive and motivation can invent the Wii again

Drank so little water today that I got a headache

Kitasan Black rerun banner went well

I'm not posting my Steam Replay bruh my 2nd most played Steam game of 2025 was Persona 5 The Phantom X

"I'm gonna roast this guy" - Sure you are, buddy - Are you from 2018 - You're not literally 'roasting' them "I'm popping my ult" - Exhibits a sense of importance - Implies scale and magnitude to what you're about to say - "oh shi he ulting"

📣NEW VIDEO📣 I played Pokemon Sweet, a decade old fangame! I now have 26 cavities and counting youtu.be/TaVIycN0QYs

The beauty of Umamusume is that every race is winnable

Ranked every Pokémon

Umamusume won a Game Award so you know what that means

The latest Pokémon Unite update was so bad that I finally quit the game In unrelated news, I've been more productive this past week

Manhattan Cafe came home in just 30 pulls because she sensed that I also suffer from some sort of mental illness

the next pokemon video is progressing well

My Pokemon challenge white whale is "Pokerogue with only Gen 4 Fairy-types" because the sheer amount of bullshit luck you'd need to even have a chance at it is hilarious

Me: "oh wise sage of peerless wisdom, bestow upon me your infinite knowledge and foretell my next move in this Pokémon battle" The wise sage: "I think you should double Protect"

if ash ketchum wanted to be the very best like no one ever was why didn't he EV train or run calcs

Unite Devs after the fattest bong rip of their lives: let's give Darkrai free 10% cooldown

I FINALLY WON GRADED LEAGUE GROUP A IN UMAMUSUME EVEN BEAT AN S+ UMA IN THE FINALS TAIKI SHUTTLE IS MY GOAAAAAAAT

one of my daughters suddenly became cooler but they are still very powerful

my daughters are very powerful

as someone bad at making relevant bits with a group but excellent at maintaining uncomfortable stretches of silence i think i'd be a perfect fit for a minecraft smp

I have a theory that whatever time of your life you enjoyed most will dictate what year of meme humour you'll cling onto for the rest of your life

The little jumping monkey does not concern himself with falling off the bed

📣NEW VIDEO📣 I rolled up into every gym in Kanto using only Pokemon I found near each gym. Does this count as supporting local businesses? youtu.be/Xza50vkLuik

mmmmmfhh? mffffghh fffmmmgghh!

Pokémon Unite devs balance their game like they have a personal vendetta against it

first snowfall of the year on november 9th

if i ever post something like "livin da dream life is good!!!", take that as a sign that things could not be worse