Heyo! Morning VTubers! Lookin' for a good deal?

Heyo! Morning VTubers! Lookin' for a good deal?

Hot sales in your neighborhood! 💰 Click here to be SCAMMED-- www.twitch.tv/laches... #VTuber #ENVTuber

I looked over at the cat carrier last night and found a tiny tooth. Neither Frank or Lisa are in pain while eating by the way! I think they're losing their baby teeth finally.

Zero personality? NPC? Personality of a NukaCola Bottle Cap? That me! Your friendly traveling merchant VTuber! 🤝 You buyin' anything or what?

We dig for gold in a town that's making me dig for gold. www.twitch.tv/laches... #VTuber #ENVTuber

HAPPY FIRST DAY OF SPOOPY MONTH! Traveling Merchant NPC VTuber Jump Scare! 😈💰

We got conscripted into the war. www.twitch.tv/laches... #VTuber #ENVTuber

Oh customer. It's time for your weekly dose of Jack Bardfist. www.twitch.tv/laches... #VTuber #ENVTuber

I got knocked out so hard after stream last night. It was some great sleep! Until my stomach decided it was hungry and wanted to wake me up. 😁

Evening farm merchanting. Let's go. #VTuber #ENVTuber

I AM RECOVERING AND SO IS FRANK. Tummy full from buffet. I'll be soon!

Frank sprained his back leg at some point. Sorry for the lack of streams! I want to focus on helping the kitten recover. 🫡

What has video games taught you? Your traveling merchant VTuber wants to know! #VTuber #ENVTuber

Traveling merchants don't exist! They can't drain your funds! The Traveling Merchant VTuber:

Awww yeah, my El Fail figure arrived! Now to find a place to fit it on my desk--- Wait a sec...

Hey, can you let me in? It's scary out here! 😱 There's these things that pretend to be people called VTubers-- LET ME IN-- www.twitch.tv/laches...

BALDING MALDING JACK BARDFIST www.twitch.tv/laches... #VTuber #ENVTuber

WE LIVE IN A CAPITALIST HELL HOLE. Let's go!

Was out cold yesterday from donation! But today, we've got the energy to do stuff! 💪 Do this NPC a favor, don't run yourself into the ground and get plenty of rest! 👍💰 #VTuber #ENVTuber

I worked on ONE thing in OBS Studio today! Next time, I'll work on TWO things! Starting something is better than nothing! 😁

Trying to ask me for a discount? How dare you. NPC rates are static! #VTuber #ENVTuber

Trying to ask me for a discount? How dare you. NPC rates are static! #VTuber #ENVTuber

Have we ever said how terrifying Meowman is? We got more Jack Bardfist! Come by! www.twitch.tv/laches... #VTuber #ENVTuber

Would you still love me if I was a bit more.....Devilish?~ 2.0 Coming soon💜

Ah, we're reaching parity with my follower count.

Back with some Rematch! And maybe more later? www.twitch.tv/laches... #VTuber #ENVTuber

Oh, it's that time again! Some Yakuza and maybe some more things? Let's make a deal-- GET OVER HERE! www.twitch.tv/laches... #VTuber #ENVTuber

I don't make these posts consistently when I should! We were playing Mahjong Soul today and got raided by @AmanoMiaki (Twitter)! Hecc yeah! We passed that onto @mistyglasses.bsky.social who's currently playing Yakuza 5 Remastered right now! #VTuber #ENVTuber

Late night at the Mahjong Parlor! www.twitch.tv/laches... #VTuber #ENVTuber

Daily tip from a merchant: Slimes are not troves of treasure... Slimes are not troves of treasure... Slimes are not troves of treasure... Slimes are not troves of treasure... ☠️ #VTuber #ENVTuber

You need to hear it! Your local NPC traveling merchant is proud of you and the work you do! You're undervalued and I want you to keep being you! 😘👍

I'm gonna repost this again because I really love what @myusagii.mangobun.family did. 🥹 #VTuber #ENVTuber

Heyo! You selling me anything good today? I hope you're not trying to sell me those jellopies.. #VTuber #ENVTuber

It's Yakuza 4 night with--- Wait who is this guy again? WHAT DO YOU MEAN HE'S WITH THE COPS? www.twitch.tv/laches... #VTuber #ENVTuber

Welcome to the internet! Where there will always be someone that will read your stuff and listen to you! Don't be discouraged by real life experiences where people would not even listen to you or were dismissive of you! 👍

HEY YOU. OOOOOOOOOOO You're being hypnotized into buying into another Baldur's Gate 3 campaign. Ooooooooooooooooo. YOU'RE GOING TO WATCH RIGHT NOW OOOOOOOOOOOO-- www.twitch.tv/laches... #VTuber #ENVTuber

You have games on your pho---PC???? #VTuber #ENVTuber

Oh hey, I'm finally making the correct deals if I'm getting that ratio on a short. 🥹

What? Get that away from me. #VTuber #ENVTuber

What? Get that away from me. #VTuber #ENVTuber

I, a traveling merchant, would like to know what wares you would buy from a simple merchant NPC like me. What would you buy? (Real, Imaginary, Etc.) #VTuber #ENVTuber

I, a traveling merchant, would like to know what wares you would buy from a simple merchant NPC like me. What would you buy? (Real, Imaginary, Etc.) #VTuber #ENVTuber

So we abuse the kindness of the mayor, take his daughter, and money, and run--- www.twitch.tv/laches... #VTuber #ENVTuber

Oh we're doing merchantry work now. www.twitch.tv/laches... #VTuber #ENVTuber

Kamurocho man escapes prison, enjoys beef bowl. Something something something Random NPC merchant follows. www.twitch.tv/laches... #VTuber #ENVTuber

Is today finally more Baldur's Gate 3? or has the merchant scammed everyone again? www.twitch.tv/laches... #VTuber #ENVTuber

I guess at one point I broke my neck in VBridger---

Acme death... 😹 #VTuber #ENVTuber

Kamurocho Man escapes Prison. Merchant follows behind. www.twitch.tv/laches... #VTuber #ENVTuber