Couldn’t Sam Altman just ask ChatGPT how to make itself profitable

I’ve found it’s more visually appealing to just paste in his head at the inflection points

why can't we not be Kohler

As a legal expert, I've seen every trick in the book. However, if my enemies try to use them against me, I am obligated to let them.

no more goddamn lawyers

[observing someone’s obsessive passion project] wow i really like whatever’s wrong with that guy

theres a little man in my bong. im going to teach him a lesson

Linus Torvalds being unfathomably based

The idiot pedophiles want you to think workers are incapable of running society themselves

walk home clown

I'm not worried about Trump. The Democrats have proven that the president does not have the power to make large changes. There will be some incremental tinkering with numbers at the margins, but mostly it will be business as usual. The ship of state turns slowly.

lol she got his ass and he knows it

they should make necks that don't hurt

[me, yesterday, watching the Arabic Zohran ad] dick cheney would die if he saw this

Mr Cait found this little puppet for Adonis to wrestle with and he loves (hates) it

Just got back from trick or treating with my little ones and I can’t even count how many teenagers I’ve seen with TPUSA shirts and gaping neck wounds #TheKidsAreAlright

On Saints Row we had a debug npc named Skinballs (lol) that was literally just four spheres wrapped in different shades of skin texture so we could test lighting for different skin tones during development. But teams need to plan for that kind of testing with intentionality, and not enough do.

look who won the office costume contest

might be one of the funniest videos i’ve ever seen

I can't believe trump just happened like a quantum particle popping into existence and that no previous systems, policies, or presidencies were in any way responsible for empowering not only the things he is abusing, but empowering him personally

the little follow up squeak

this is why countries with grown up institutions have elections when their national government can't pass a budget

this is a banger all the way through

I fuck in a big bed with my wife

entire nation (minus one guy) dodges a bullet

no more law professors

TGI(stfu)F. Learn the script.

🎶if you're happy and you know it what's it like

This is literally what the actual "siege" of the auxiliary ICE building looks like

The future is watching a Mormon influencer doing self-promotion following an assassination through your phone screen until you are the Mormon influencer filming

Imagine if someone said your mommy did a bad job. That’s basically what’s happening with these folks

My parents spanked me and I turned out fine and if you don’t think so then we can step outside and handle this shit right now

This is probably part of why everyone on bluesky is 38 years old: 38 year olds are basically the only people who consider it totally normal to flee a sinking ship and then just casually resume the conversation on the tropical island they end up on. They've outlived dozens of ships.

Imagine: clear sewage pipes connecting every house. The children, laughing, lined up to race daddy’s turd as it speeds toward the street. Celebrating the health of your neighbors with every flush. We must advocate for policies that encourage community

AI should be the one that has to work an email desk job, and I should be the one that spends all day drawing pictures and hallucinating

For Eloise, drinking involves a certain amount of fancy footwork. But she wants everyone to know she doesn’t have a drinking problem #catsofbluesky #gato #fluffyfriday #persiancats

this 48-second video of a protest in ontario, california is top-tier storytelling 🤌🏽🤌🏽

What a badass.

“i hope this helps”

groyper (desperately): i was in doge. i can tell you all about it me: thats cool man. stand up against the wall

Happy Wednesday