Quantum Pirates kidnap a Quantum mechanic. If he refuses to cooperate, will they force him to walk the Planck?

A. The never to be built ball room would have to be erected on public property. Furthermore, historic public property that a vandal has destroyed. B. Fuck off with that bullshit.

LIAR! These fuckers have been butthurt ever since FDR showed that government CAN HELP YOU. RayGun was full of shit. Republicans pretend they're money experts, yet they can't tell us how to make Social Security work? BULL SHIT Workers EARN & SAVE FOR SS. They DESERVE RETIREMENT.

Okay this is the last time I'm going to do this with some friendly advice: Don't even think about touching Social Security. Stop threatening our EARNED retirement fund. 🤬

Smurfy Blue #MonochromeMonday

In 1956, 70 years ago, I was born June 13. For now, my wish is for good all people to have peace. The evil squatter in the White House has got to go. That'll ruin its birthday tomorrow.

Okay, this cannot continue. We have a lunatic making worldwide threats and causing all kinds of mayhem. Wouldn't you say in most cases like this if it was a single serial killer they would have already brought him in? Move heaven, Earth and whatever else to get his ass out NOW. Do details later.

Begin; Rewind to the start; if(stupid) %We need robots that look like people% %Why? Wouldn't that be dangerous?% then Rewind to the start; … … if(stupid) %We need robots that look like people% then Rewind to the start; else %We hereby agree that robots must never look like humans.% Continue; End;

Old MacDonald votes for Trump. E-I E-I E-I OOO And now his farm is just a dump. E-I E-I E-I OOO With some bullshit here and bullshit there Here a pile, there a pile Everywhere a shit pile

Super Wedgie for the #OrangeCrybaby. AI Black Agent Fixer-upper old barn 🍊💩🤡 pays for cleaning it up and making a ballroom.

Despite the higher costs on almost everything now, rope is still fairly cheap.

The only ball room taxpayers should pay for—a hamster ball. 🖕🏻🍊💩🤡

lf you have a little time, please send healing vibes. I was in the hospital last week, and now it seems the illness is back. (You don't want to know details. 🤮) I'll be seeing a new doctor this afternoon. 🤞🏼

You may or may not have noticed that I have described 🍊💩🤡 as being like a hillbilly with too much money. AKA Plumb Trailer Park Tacky. Lo and behold! He has turned one of our important memorials into just another "see-mint pond" in the backyard. "Jethro! Fetch the truck."

Is it just me, or lately has your Stabby Level gone up to 11 due to all of the crazy people running loose? What's your Stabby Level?

¡FELIZ CINCO DE MAYO! OR HAPPY SINK-O-DE-MAYO

A. lt's NOT his fucking property. B. It is NOT going to fit in with the rest of the historical buildings. C. At some point, it will end up being a "White elephant" for the taxpayers of the country to maintain. E. It's long past time for this selfish, evil, devil to hear the word "NO!"

Just imagine: Obama has millions of gallons of MAGA tears to pour all over him.

As we pulled into the parking lot today for lunch, Spider-Man was there. He was on the hood of a car, waving.

Just spitballing, but why are they doing this crew recovery about the hardest old way possible? This photo is The USS Cole (DDG 67) which was attacked. It was lifted by Blue Marlin from Offshore Heavy Transport, a Norwegian dry dock vessel to bring it back for repair. Around 9,000 tons!

Hint: Famous fictional character:

Yay! Friday!

She does a good job of detecting bullshit, and calling it out.

I think we should demand that that can't happen until the Pampers Poopin' Patriot leads the way.

Signal Boost - MISSING SON

Here's a list I made a long time ago to have fun on Saint Patrick's Day

It should be obvious to everyone now that the Brown River has been backed up for a long time because the logs just keep jamming.

Try This Simple Solution That Sounds Stupid© ******* IF EVERY F*CKING STORY IS "BREAKING NEWS," THEN NONE OF IT IS "BREAKING NEWS." I spent enough time in marketing to know that hype almost always wins over truth. PS – I've had enough of "NEW & IMPROVED." I prefer old and better quality.

AI will destroy everyone's jobs That do not pay enough to barely get by. Let's have MORE CHILDREN that we WON'T feed or give any living expenses/medical coverage aid to, and do nothing to prevent people from coming into their school and murdering them.

One of The 10 Commandments says,"thou shalt not STEAL." But, another goes further, "thou shalt not COVET." The reason we who've studied "The Bible" know for certain this evil mixture of fake religious nuts have no connection to Christianity is they not only violate all 10, they never stop COVETING.

I'm amazed! The 21st century is giving us wonderful products from Mother Nature. Behold! PLANT-BASED CLOTH! I envision large fields of plants that yield a wonderful, soft fiber. Eventually, large machines will glide through them to harvest this amazing product. 🤔 COTTON-PICKING COTTON, Y'ALL! ☺️

SERIOUSLY? There was a huge mess in term 1. Deaths from COVID. The Biden administration was *constantly* harassed/attacked by MAGA. 🍊💩🤡 = Jan 6 + constant claims 2020 was rigged. Term 2: Now 🍊💩🤡 wrecking everything. --- Warnings & red flags were everywhere.

This idea has been around for 50 yrs or more. America hasn't made much progress from its slave driving days. Forcing kids to get out of bed before their bodies have had enough rest is cruel. How much do you think they learn when they're half asleep? Workers are in a similar situation + commuting.

I'm just spitballing here, but let's not forget that South FlorDuh is overrun with all kinds of exotic species that have escaped as pets or smuggled in there. Imagine: • 45 foot hungry python • ±6 ft ±240 lb orange pig • Mother Nature "On the next episode of the New 21st Century Wild Kingdom..."

A traditional, delicious drink from Birmingham Alabama - Grapico. The flavor is intense! Take a moment today and think about things that you can't get just anywhere that make where you are right now, special. 😋

If a psychiatrist decided to take up music, and developed their own style of lyrics and rhythm, could that be called... "Shrink Rap?" 🧐 "I...I...I l... Q! Kaa...kaa-kaa...Q!-Q!" Do orthopedists treat "Hip Hop?" So far, there is no evidence that a geologist was involved in starting rock music.

One of the greatest machines for snow, ever! It can clear drifts taller than it is and throw it 100's of feet!

What's the difference between a cardiologist and a vampire? The cardiologist wants to know your blood pressure. The vampire wants to know your blood pleasure.

Is anyone out there, like me, feeling like the guy in this story: Bill worked hard at his job for 20 years before he got married. His wife was the sweetest person on Earth and the joy of his life. But, her mom was one of the worst people you could ever meet. Constantly criticizing him because he

Actual title: "FUBAR MISADVENTURE EPIC DUMBASS." The window to oppose and remove these sadistic miscreants will close soon. If you want to be recorded as a moral person on the right side of the history of humanity, DO IT NOW! 🖕🏻🍊💩🤡

Pro-Life My Ass Fundamentalist religious nuts have been prolific MURDERERS throughout history.

When will everyone in America finally get this very important point? The #OrangeMenace has been normalized over and over again. He's not normal in any way. He is both mentally ill and in poor health. Let me put it this way: He's crazier than a sprayed roach. 🖕🏼🍊💩🤡

Have a wonderful weekend, y'all!

No more delays - shut down this sadistic, evil monster. · Free the victims NOW! · Arrest the CRIMINALS running it and Prosecute every last one. This IS NOT FAIR, JUST, OR NECESSARY!

I wonder if she's traditional with the old Inca blade or using a modern rechargeable drill? 🤔

Moose would approve!

Now there's a brilliant idea! Make sure that Secret Service agents are easy to spot because they're all dressed the same. But ICE - Masks without ID... Some days I just can't...🤦🏼‍♀️ 🖕🏼🍊💩🤡

Has anyone called child services? THIS IS COLD, CRUEL ABUSE! Shouldn't we adjust a child's rights to a healthy future vs. parent's rights? The damage this kid is experiencing now may cause irreparable harm he'll never overcome.

Do y'all think that if we have the next astronaut crew rotate the moon until it's loose in the socket and goes dark, the increase in lunatics would slow down? 🤔

My Love got these delicious cookies from a local small business. HAPPY VALENTINES DAY, Y'ALL! 😘💨💋💨🥰