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every police interaction i have happens in my pajamas that’s so great

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post concert in n out >>>

expensive day 😫

“i don’t know who hurt you, ma’am, but it wasn’t me” -tire guy

best frienddd🧡🐾

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girl lunch

don’t be so scared to take a second for reflection, to take a leave of absence, see what you’re made of

even got me chicken tenderssss 😭🥰

my dad is loving his teams offseason choices

be careful what you wish for cuz you just might get it all

doink in for the win lol

i think she watched the ring 😱 #dogsofbluesky

it’s the glance in the rearview can’t stay stuck there…onward ho

i love my life is a thing that’s happening?

my mom gets it

no i don’t wonder why i’m single

there was a scratcher machine in the dive bar which i got overly excited about and dude next to me goes “i don’t gamble but i could buy you dinner or flowers or…” & i’m like “…or more lotto tickets??”

she groaned at me because i am wrapping her christmas present too loudly apparently #dogsofbluesky

*trying to understand the lore of past family heirlooms* “it was on sale, that’s the story”

what point of leftovers are you at? just had thanksgiving egg rolls

always where i’m meant to be

“i’m not the good guy, i’m the bad guy” (duh)

(watching a movie called ‘the beekeeper’) “wait, he’s really a beekeeper?” lmaoo

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no saved drafts here? that’s probably best it’s just me crying

i had my first & last candied apple tonight what the actual eff

say less i also accept my drugs cheese wrapped fwiw

#finsup 🐬🍁

have you ever just decided to live your best life?

do you like movies about gladiators?

throwback with baby girl 🐶

no old man slander here have some respect

shaq says and i say

what if right now

west coast best coast forever

“quitting during a full moon in true cancer fashion” the homies know me too well 😂 ♋️

“is your team out of it yet?” -my friend who doesn’t do sports but knows we’re always a mess

it’s automatically a good day when you beat a boss level. and decide to never go back to your toxic workplace ever again #winning 🏆