Have I shared my unhinged face canons for Bert’s parents btw

Sugoi

Sofa saga is coming to an end

wrow

I can't remember if it's from Always Sunny or Arrested Development or some third thing but there's a screenshot of a man and he's saying something like "this is actually the worst situation I've ever been in" or something along those lines anyway it's BH Bert

save me trans girl bert save me

Aries Jean x Capricorn Bertholdt I'm thinking about it I'm thinking.

I would like couch saga to end now please.

ZOOMING

couch today

draw berujean AND write berujean???? who do you think I am, God??????????

No Internet until the 15th which means I must take drastic measures (using public wifi to post smut).

Wdym I can sit here for hours leeching the free wifi and no one's gonna tell me to leave.

I spoke so much broken Spanish today idek if I learned anything besides I need to learn more Spanish.

I miss my pookie. :(

IN him you say???

Desafortunadamente no hablo bien español pero estoy entiendo más.

These Uber drivers are trying to eliminate me.

#berujean #reibert modern au…thing. archiveofourown.org/works/82007786

Aot Jean is an Aries. Okay.

Google Docs does this scary thing where it says go ahead! Type offline! Your progress will save! So you do that and when you go back online the wildest thing happens

Uruguayan women are so cool they dress in a 90s-early 2000s style I saw 2 women wearing leopard prints in a Christina Aguilera way they were so cool.

I walked 5565212885421 miles today

No longer homeless.

save me trans girl bert save me

whoa there cowboy

I got things I hafta do.

"I got things I hafta do" 🤝 "okay...next"

I think about this Wolfwood panel every day. He is Me. I is he.

me trying to write “plot” and “politics” into an aot fic is insane when I haven’t watched the show in years and didn’t even finish it

alternating between doing my taxes and writing fic like a real adult

tapping the sign

what's the consensus on Jean btw is he known as a top or bottom or does it like? depend.

going back to the States and immediately piercing my face 10 times

Bertholdt and he's saying, "Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room full of rats. The rats made me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me

hey if you ever want to do a job that requires you to buy thousands of dollars in materials to even do the job then here's a quick tip. don't!

#berujean #reibert modern au…thing. archiveofourown.org/works/82007786

ao3 berujean tag has 80 fics now and aot has existed for over a decade so i think that qualifies as like. really, really popular.

if you got a notif that i posted something on ao3 no you did not

hi Hange

I’ve gotta come clean I’ve written Bert and Jean smashing a whole lot. Surprise.

BH chapter 10 moodboard archiveofourown.org/works/345827...

who am i anymore

me trying to remember what i have and have not reposted

applying proper writing structure to fanfiction is pretty asinine and yet

i need to reheat these nachos

Spring has finally arrived. #reibert #reinerbraun #bertholdthoover #attackontitan