Your reminder that no one this century has done more to advance Iran's nuclear program than Donald J Trump

Your reminder that no one this century has done more to advance Iran's nuclear program than Donald J Trump

Gotta agree. Why is it that out of everyone in all forms of entertainment only comedians are allowed to deal with a heckler?

You’re entitled to believe both Pete and the fan crossed the line. You’re entitled to believe neither of them crossed the line. But you are NOT entitled to believe only PCA crossed the line. If you talk shit to players, don’t act shocked when you hear it back. End of story.

Saw yet another commercial that reaffirmed my policy of never buying any product advertised with footage shot on a cellphone, especially with "influencers". I have never been disappointed in that policy.

Since I can't reply, when Andy Griffith auditioned for his show it was to play Barney

Well, China could certainly benefit from the restoration of the government in exile.

Since replies are turned off meaning you don't actually want an answer I won't bother telling you that the State Constitution has a procedure for amendment that apparently they chose not to follow for this amendment. No opinion on whether they have other options

Actually no. Time is not the reason people don't move, it's money. If you can't even afford to change apartments then you surely can't afford to change countries.

Social media needs a feature so that after I like or reply to a post I can choose not to see the 147 reposts of the exact same thing. We need a dislike button so I can do the exact same thing.

So, been over a week now with ABS in effect. He hasn't umped a game I have seen so far so I have to ask, has Angel Hernandez been right even once?

Think about it, "God you're annoying!" is a complement if you're an alarm clock. My Alexa is getting a swelled head.

So, client has us watching Downton Abbey and it brings up a question. If you're British aristocrat how important is it to maintain your chronic constipation?

I am missing out on all those school fundraisers. I do have a coworker selling girl scout cookies but no one is selling frozen pizza! And those are like the best frozen pizzas. Damn good chocolate caramel candy bars, too.

So, all these nations condemning Iranian counterstrikes... Regardless how you feel about them Iran has every right to counterattack those attacking them. If there's a US military base in your country that is a legitimate military target. Be glad Iran isn't Israel or your civilians would be in play!

So, can't make this stuff up. In West Allis WI there's a strip club called "Heartbreakers", across the street the "Wisconsin Spay or Neuter Clinic". The editorial comments just write themselves

Idea, if we can make antibacterial soap, can we make antifungal soap? Seems most skin conditions are fungal, like athletes foot, etc.

So, at work, someone playing piano and it's a very visceral reminder of how much I DETEST "the Sound of Music". Think I am going to start playing Tommy for some sanity

So, who was the hick with auto tune butchering "California Dreamin'"?

So, quick absolutely unscientific poll (since no polling tools here) Who is more corrupt, the IOC or FIFA?

#closingceremonies if you have to explain what you are doing then you have failed to make your point.

So, just got 1 of my daily "we think you would like this" notices. We need a feature, a button that replies "why the hell would you think that?"

I hope the US hockey team brought their families with them because everyone of them are getting laid tonight

So, WANTED: affordable, available and awesome American Brown Ale. The challenge has been issued. To set the standards, Moose Drool is not affordable, Newcastle is not available and Goose Island Hex Nut Brown is not produced.

For a "free skate" there's an awful lot of mandatory elements

We need skaters/coaches with better music taste. Could you imagine a short program to #EvaCassidy cover of Time After Time? Or a long program/free to #Jane'sAddiction "Three Days"?

Seems so wrong that this country's 250th birthday is going to be presided over by someone so desperate to undo everything it was founded for. Except slavery and restricting voting to white male landowners, I think he supports those.

#pickles so, Nathan's (Herman's?) Pickles, a. Freaking delicious for a store bought pickle, b. Don't buy unless you have a plasma cutter to open the jar! OMFG they should make cars out of the plastic in the jar neck. What are you using, kevlar?

I usually use Hallmark or lifetime to treat my insomnia but I have to admit this Retirement Ready infomercial is almost as effective.

So, gotta love it that Jake Tapper had to clarify that when he said "dangerous ice" he meant the kind that freezes

So, the buffoon in chief is addressing the nation right now and I just realized I would actually prefer to have a cockroach stuck in my ear than listen to him. So, went outside for a cigarette, the wind chill is -17, still better

So, we're worried about gambling in sports. Championship game and ESPN is displaying the line and the spread. P A T H E T I C

So, idea for a product, mount outside your car for a brush/scraper so you can brush the snow off your door instead of it falling into the seat you're about to sit in when you open the door. Bonus to chip out your lock and door handle. Must work better than a ladder holder.

Pork veg stew. Turns out client has no red wine or Worcestershire. Hoping 8oz of IPA gets the job done instead.

So, planet fitness ad I just saw, "get a sweat in", they might want to rethink it. I am in my 50s, fat and out of shape, I frequently get a sweat in just sitting still reading a book.

I don't know who's calling the CFP for ESPN but they REALLY suck.

So, I have had it. #Etsy if you're ordering for a birthday or holiday order 3 months in advance. Another idea, sellers, if you don't actually have product, stop posting that you do.

Ok, I can't believe I need to do this. Does anyone know how I can block any post containing Rockwell's "Freedom of Speech"? I always loved that painting and seeing it being misused this way just sickens me.

I'm having lunch with my client here at the home, this pasta is about 2 minutes from being Cream of Wheat

So to everyone who sees this I wish you a happy whatever you celebrate that involves kindness and generosity to others at this time of year.

So, using shout and a paper towel to scrub blood stains out of my client's shirt (he scratches himself), and just had a vision of my great great grandmother's day when they had to do that with lye soap and beating the crap out of it on a rock.

Happy Holidays! I give you Rudy the Brown-nosed Lawyer

@simonmajumdar.bsky.social suggestion: when you're planning your next educational trip, Scandinavia. Don't really care where, just want to see a really good ale soup. 🤤

So, is it an issue that my pulse is indistinguishable from the opening of The Clash's "Janie Jones"?

Not like your feed isn't filled with allot of people from the US commenting on Canadian politics either.

Law we need, federal, if you sell prescription meds you must take them back for proper disposal, sharps containers you must accept for proper disposal, at no charge. I'm fine if you require a receipt.

So, client is currently watching Today Show with Jenna and I can't describe how proud of myself I am that I don't know what she's talking about and absolutely don't care that I don't know.

To all the wannabe pop divas out there, it should go without saying but don't bother, no matter how much you want to do "Santa Baby" Eartha Kitt was, is and will always be better than your version.

The world population can be divided into 2 groups, a. those who know pineapple and broccoli have no business on a pizza, and b. those who are wrong

Reminder: regardless of the company issuing it the cost of all of those ads for Medicare advantage/supplements is passing on to you. So, the more they annoy you the more nothing you are paying for if you choose that advertising company.