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Seriously. If things are so bad because Israel isn't letting anything into Gaza then why should I believe my $ will get through? Do you think he could get me in touch with the Nigerian Prince? Because I still haven't gotten my $. And that chain letter...
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So, been over a week now with ABS in effect. He hasn't umped a game I have seen so far so I have to ask, has Angel Hernandez been right even once?
about 8 hours ago
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Think about it, "God you're annoying!" is a complement if you're an alarm clock. My Alexa is getting a swelled head.
23 days ago
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So, client has us watching Downton Abbey and it brings up a question. If you're British aristocrat how important is it to maintain your chronic constipation?
about 1 month ago
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I am missing out on all those school fundraisers. I do have a coworker selling girl scout cookies but no one is selling frozen pizza! And those are like the best frozen pizzas. Damn good chocolate caramel candy bars, too.
about 1 month ago
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So, all these nations condemning Iranian counterstrikes... Regardless how you feel about them Iran has every right to counterattack those attacking them. If there's a US military base in your country that is a legitimate military target. Be glad Iran isn't Israel or your civilians would be in play!
about 1 month ago
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So, can't make this stuff up. In West Allis WI there's a strip club called "Heartbreakers", across the street the "Wisconsin Spay or Neuter Clinic". The editorial comments just write themselves
about 1 month ago
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Idea, if we can make antibacterial soap, can we make antifungal soap? Seems most skin conditions are fungal, like athletes foot, etc.
about 1 month ago
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So, at work, someone playing piano and it's a very visceral reminder of how much I DETEST "the Sound of Music". Think I am going to start playing Tommy for some sanity
about 1 month ago
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So, who was the hick with auto tune butchering "California Dreamin'"?
about 1 month ago
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So, quick absolutely unscientific poll (since no polling tools here) Who is more corrupt, the IOC or FIFA?
about 1 month ago
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#closingceremonies
if you have to explain what you are doing then you have failed to make your point.
about 1 month ago
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So, just got 1 of my daily "we think you would like this" notices. We need a feature, a button that replies "why the hell would you think that?"
about 1 month ago
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I hope the US hockey team brought their families with them because everyone of them are getting laid tonight
about 1 month ago
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So, WANTED: affordable, available and awesome American Brown Ale. The challenge has been issued. To set the standards, Moose Drool is not affordable, Newcastle is not available and Goose Island Hex Nut Brown is not produced.
about 1 month ago
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For a "free skate" there's an awful lot of mandatory elements
about 2 months ago
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We need skaters/coaches with better music taste. Could you imagine a short program to
#EvaCassidy
cover of Time After Time? Or a long program/free to
#Jane'sAddiction
"Three Days"?
about 2 months ago
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Seems so wrong that this country's 250th birthday is going to be presided over by someone so desperate to undo everything it was founded for. Except slavery and restricting voting to white male landowners, I think he supports those.
about 2 months ago
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#pickles
so, Nathan's (Herman's?) Pickles, a. Freaking delicious for a store bought pickle, b. Don't buy unless you have a plasma cutter to open the jar! OMFG they should make cars out of the plastic in the jar neck. What are you using, kevlar?
about 2 months ago
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I usually use Hallmark or lifetime to treat my insomnia but I have to admit this Retirement Ready infomercial is almost as effective.
2 months ago
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So, gotta love it that Jake Tapper had to clarify that when he said "dangerous ice" he meant the kind that freezes
2 months ago
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So, the buffoon in chief is addressing the nation right now and I just realized I would actually prefer to have a cockroach stuck in my ear than listen to him. So, went outside for a cigarette, the wind chill is -17, still better
3 months ago
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So, we're worried about gambling in sports. Championship game and ESPN is displaying the line and the spread. P A T H E T I C
3 months ago
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So, idea for a product, mount outside your car for a brush/scraper so you can brush the snow off your door instead of it falling into the seat you're about to sit in when you open the door. Bonus to chip out your lock and door handle. Must work better than a ladder holder.
3 months ago
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Pork veg stew. Turns out client has no red wine or Worcestershire. Hoping 8oz of IPA gets the job done instead.
3 months ago
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So, planet fitness ad I just saw, "get a sweat in", they might want to rethink it. I am in my 50s, fat and out of shape, I frequently get a sweat in just sitting still reading a book.
3 months ago
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I don't know who's calling the CFP for ESPN but they REALLY suck.
3 months ago
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So, I have had it.
#Etsy
if you're ordering for a birthday or holiday order 3 months in advance. Another idea, sellers, if you don't actually have product, stop posting that you do.
3 months ago
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Ok, I can't believe I need to do this. Does anyone know how I can block any post containing Rockwell's "Freedom of Speech"? I always loved that painting and seeing it being misused this way just sickens me.
3 months ago
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I'm having lunch with my client here at the home, this pasta is about 2 minutes from being Cream of Wheat
3 months ago
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So to everyone who sees this I wish you a happy whatever you celebrate that involves kindness and generosity to others at this time of year.
3 months ago
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So, using shout and a paper towel to scrub blood stains out of my client's shirt (he scratches himself), and just had a vision of my great great grandmother's day when they had to do that with lye soap and beating the crap out of it on a rock.
4 months ago
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Happy Holidays! I give you Rudy the Brown-nosed Lawyer
4 months ago
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@simonmajumdar.bsky.social
suggestion: when you're planning your next educational trip, Scandinavia. Don't really care where, just want to see a really good ale soup. 🤤
4 months ago
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So, is it an issue that my pulse is indistinguishable from the opening of The Clash's "Janie Jones"?
4 months ago
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Not like your feed isn't filled with allot of people from the US commenting on Canadian politics either.
add a skeleton here at some point
4 months ago
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Law we need, federal, if you sell prescription meds you must take them back for proper disposal, sharps containers you must accept for proper disposal, at no charge. I'm fine if you require a receipt.
4 months ago
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So, client is currently watching Today Show with Jenna and I can't describe how proud of myself I am that I don't know what she's talking about and absolutely don't care that I don't know.
4 months ago
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To all the wannabe pop divas out there, it should go without saying but don't bother, no matter how much you want to do "Santa Baby" Eartha Kitt was, is and will always be better than your version.
4 months ago
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The world population can be divided into 2 groups, a. those who know pineapple and broccoli have no business on a pizza, and b. those who are wrong
4 months ago
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Reminder: regardless of the company issuing it the cost of all of those ads for Medicare advantage/supplements is passing on to you. So, the more they annoy you the more nothing you are paying for if you choose that advertising company.
4 months ago
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We need an "I don't give a flying fuck" button to use on every repost or quote post without new content. So tired of having to scroll past the same post for the 37th time in 1 day. Try having the occasional original thought, it's an invigorating experience.
4 months ago
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Hate this feeling, waiting for both knees to pop
4 months ago
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So, clearly Pete's defense is going to be that SecDef isn't part of the chain of command (reminder, Trump IS in the chain) and therefore COULDN'T issue the illegal strike orders. The problem being it's clearly apparent that all deployment orders are going through SecDef, instead of the joint chief
4 months ago
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Really pissed I didn't bring my earphones with me today. Client has this stupid cabinet meeting on and I can't stand listening to this asshole lying to all of us. I have great music on this phone, or my Pandora account.
4 months ago
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NBC news right now. Why are Mangione's lawyers trying to have some of the strongest evidence against him thrown out? Duh! Because it's the stuff most likely to convict him?
4 months ago
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Ok, I just blocked an account for posting Mambo #5. Honestly, there should be a filter for songs that bad.
4 months ago
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Just saw a commercial, apparently after 30+ years Menard's is ending their 11%rebates just in time to miss out on Black Friday, tragic.
4 months ago
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So, at client's and he's watching Good Morning America. It's been an hour. I have to ask, didn't they used to be a news show?
4 months ago
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All the scandals about sports gambling and I just watched an ad by an online site on a network owned by another gambling site during an NBA game... The Fuck? Sigh
5 months ago
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So, he's killed at least 600,000 with his cuts to foreign aid and now he's started in on American citizens. Do we have any idea what his target number is? And is it for the year or the term?
5 months ago
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