Aw, pants, people are following me now. I guess I’ll post something eventually. In the meantime, I welcome all Xitter refugees to hang out here and share war stories. It’s been rough.

At a screening of Conan the Barbarian, and the theatre is playing the soundtrack for Conan the Destroyer while we wait. This is not the hype I think they think it is. (Also @schwarzenegger.bsky.social is two rows behind me everyone be cool.)

@davesikula.bsky.social Oh hey! Great to see you on here!

The AMPTP wanting arbitration to be conducted by a group of rotting corpses seems stunningly on brand.

Women are not hot-swappable components. I can’t believe I have to say this in 2023.

Along with @brianschirmer.bsky.social , I am 2 for 2 on walking away from a bad contract, and the publisher in question going bust six months later. What they tell you about having big plans for the long term is bullshit. The plans are vapourware.

It blows my mind that people are following me on here despite the fact that I do basically nothing. Perhaps some day I shall be motivated to do basically something.

My favourite thing about my robot vacuum is the little bastard’s persistence. “I. Will. Clean. Under. This. Chair. So. Help. Me. THUNK.”