[ If you don’t eat for a few years, you may not be human . ]

NOW THIS IS . . . INTERESTING .

G-guess we're doing this again. MIKAN TSUMIKI RE-JOINS (again) PARODY...BLUESKY?

[ I haven’t even created a pin, and yet I’m already almost at the triple digits . . . ]

[ Hm . . . ] [ A few things, Really . Mainly that human making the time spent more . . . agonizing . So I “migrated” . Testing the waters somewhere else some may say . ]

[ . . . ] [ Okay ? ? ]

[ W . . . What ? ]

[ Don’t ask questions . ]

[ Hello Dane, nice to see you’re here as well . . . ]

// I actually might move here it’s so much better than twitter….

[ Hello lamb . . . ]

[ Ah, it’s the big man himself . What a nice surprise . . . ]

[ Hello, biscuit . . . ]

I am parody bluesky And welcome to my domain I know most of you come from parody Twitter But dont worry you will be treated better here I will keep you safe

[ I haven’t even made myself apparent with this app, yet I already see big faces . . . ]

// for my first post, you’d think it’d be a pinned since i’m a parody But nah, look at my wifes 🔥🔥