Cunt pub has cunt DJ tonight and it's like someone hammering my head. I just want to chill and watch tv but nah I'll just live like this for the next two hours.

Just been to a new exhibition launch and lads there's a piece based entirely on the mycelial network yooooo #StarTrek

Irish public transport system is fucked up.

Jason Isaacs is filming in Dublin, you say? Hmmm

The A.I. descriptions on The Nanny Facebook clips are chaotic.

Fuck everything.

Sweet Christmas.

My kid brought a guitar into school today to join the music group which I'm so proud of cos he only knows that Em I taught him last week to play Clint Eastwood.

Incognito is LIVE! Go and see if you can tell what I painted.... #Incognito2026

One might say she lived in a Free State #Census1926

Oh my god. Street Fighter is going to be the best film ever made. I can tell.

Nothing like a strenuous mountain/river walk. Wrecked but fulfilled. #SlieveBloom

Nice roundy number on insta thanks to some bot follows. 😅

Absolutely buzzing to check out the Free State census tomorrow

I will be performing some poetry at Croílár festival this evening. This is because I went on the site to get tickets and clicked performer ticket and now I am performing. 👀

"What's the story in Balamory?" "Wouldn't YOU like to know" "Fuck off then cheeky bitch"

Anyone with an imdb account, can I physically add a credit if the film is already on there but does not list cast? I've two acting credits for other stuff but I did a film last year and would really like to be associated with it.

If anyone wants me I'll be at Björk's solar eclipse rave bye

Ah no

So yeah anyway, there were three or four brainless xenophobes waving flags and stopping traffic in the town yesterday (no clue what that was about) and today, god love them, they were sitting outside the Garda station playing American country music. 😂

I heard someone in real life say to someone else "you're so real for that" and I thought I should go on the Internet and make a note in the ship's log.

Had actually planned to get oil last Friday. Lol. Fuckinh freezing

Of course they fuckin are 🙄

I would argue that Doctor Jones is a better song than Barbie Girl.

How many of those lorry drivers were planning to fill up on the way home? Oof.

Trump isn't welcome in Ireland. If he comes, he should be met with protest. We need to stop our complicity with US imperialism. We need the US military out of Shannon now! #TrumpNotWelcome #USMilitaryOutOfShannon #SpéirGhorm

The people who need fuel for their work used that fuel to drive to Dublin and not work, to complain about a fuel crisis that they are creating.

How about get your tractor out of the road and protest against the war?

Sat down with a cup of tea and before I knew it I had eaten a whole chocolate chicken. Fuck easter man.

A protestor who blocked the port protesting the genocide in Gaza had his wrist broken when thrown to the ground by Gardaí. I've been shoved and threatened for daring to get close to shutting down the access road to Shannon Airport. It's amazing how different the Gardaí's response is here...

This is fuckin class #OtherVoices #FooFighters

I've turned on RTÉ 2 for Other Voices and my god new Frasier is not funny. At all.

What the fuck is happening? My fucking ears are exploding. This is not a pleasant experience. No, Cadbury. No.

My brain will not brain. Every time I try to start a DandD game for my kids my mind just wanders. Suppose it doesn't help that the local church glitched out and bonged every half hour during the whole night. 😔

Lads it's like 4 weeks to summer

Has anyone heard of Rushpick? It looks like someone has set up a shopify page for a fake company with AI staff. I just got a scam email from them. It looks very sophisticated. Fuckin bots are getting smarter.

Would I even be an Irish artist from Dublin if I didn't paint Coliemore Harbour? Ughhhh. OK fine I will. But it's going to have a grey sky.

Well that's Graham Norton off the Xmas card list.

Ah. There's the storm. #StormDave #Athlone

I would blame RTÉ for this shockingly bad headline but they are poaching news again. 🙄 "Artemis astronauts take photo of Earth en route to Moon"

"I love how she's just ageing naturally and has obviously had no work done at all." just say she looks nice or shut up ffs

Saying "godspeed" as the spacecraft launches implies that god can reach at least 40000kph. Which is great, I mean fair play to him.

Ok now we need to get the attention of those passing Vulcans... #Artemis

That was cool. #Artemis

Anyone else got their names on the Artemis mission?

Just did the most chaotic Viking splash tour omg

It's Britney bitch

I do miss Irish Twitter sometimes. Irish BlueSky is hardly any craic.

I think the biggest take-away from last night's defeat is that Prague has a big ass Tesco.

This and filming yourself reacting to someone filming themselves. Whose idea was that?