Thought this was a synonym for "child actor," cmon folks

Starting to wonder about Evan Bouchard's Norris candidacy

I'm not sure I understand this website, but I think it's interesting that @citizencohn.bsky.social is the paradigm for the "Fort Lauderdale dialect"

This is a mathematical requirement, but yeah sure I take the point

Macon was no fun. But Tampa does not have the juice either.

Just checking the box score, looks like Eury Perez has only given up one hit in the first two innings to the big bad Yankees... great start!

Um excuse me Little America is a banger

This bitch is ruining pork pie hats for everyone (to the extent they have not already been ruined)

www.maptap.gg March 18 97🔥 98🎯 92🏆 89🎉 94🏅 Final score: 928

May the road rise up to meet you, you bitch ass motherfucker. 🌈☘️

Search your camera roll for ‘Hell’

It's like the NYT people have never even heard of the Flintstones.

Yeah man, I've been friendzoned. I've got a:

Even middle school me was fucking PISSED after sitting through Epic Movie

Checking in on France/Czechia:

"Jack Shep" is just two UK nicknames slapped together

Huge, if true.

Idk where the Bluesky PGA community is at but I peeked at ESPN and I have several Blades Brown questions

"That's not what your mother said last night, Trebek."

JD Vance has many, many, many more hairs than Donald Trump, who has at least several more hairs than Dilbert

Fuck dude. Had no idea the Home Improvement guy was a lawyer, much less associated with Epstein

Dave Flemming is game for this one

Jalen Ramsey has entered the transfer portal.

I think the dance sold them

The #1 movie when you were 10 years old is how your 2026 is going to go. That's what I'm frickin talking about

Love this pic of David Blaine doing a card trick or something for fucking Jeffrey Epstein and Woody Allen! "Was your card the 3 of spades? Haha excellent. Enjoy your luncheon, gentlemen."

This is gonna risk ending the popular "Drink 34 Drinks, Lie Down, and Let the Cruise Ship Crew Stand on You" challenge

Beyond sick of the New York Times continuing to hold Trump's water

Idk how far along I am in Ghost of Yotei but does *every* cutscene involve *all* characters crossing their eyes, staring into the middle distance, reading off their shitty lines?

Post something random or you'll have an awful December

It is very disorienting to discover that people my age are watching and commenting on Dancing with the Stars. They have been rooting on some C-list celeb THIS WHOLE TIME

I'm sorry. If Miami was a CFB-quality team, they would have stuffed VT on that drive and not given up a touchdown. But they did, I just saw it. Enjoy the offseason, Canes

Excited for Gators to debut their "All Punt Offense" against FSU next week

This fart I just did could ruin someone's entire day, it was that bad

Ok, so Actor Bill Pullman, Magician Penn Jillette and Nobel Prizewinning economist/psychologist Danny Kahneman walk into a bar,

Can somebody tell me if aurora borealis is in Broward County? I don't feel like getting off the couch

Good thread below to catch up on some important Lore:

I am calling HORSESHIT on this one

If they made an anime about offensive coordinators

The Dallas Cowboys and Evan Bouchard are about the same, defensively

Northwestern off to a fast start against Purdue

Tua is gonna be playing in the conditions that sank the Edmund Fitzgerald, get your bets in now

There should be a Hawaii football game on right now

We're gonna need more excellent jokes like this one to keep the baseball energy up tonight

Time to break out the peaty scotch, I guess

Off to a good start in today's Spelling Bee

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FRANKENSTEIN (2025 - Dir. Guillermo Del Toro)