Definitely the Lockdown London ride. Was so much fun! 100 miles round London starting at 10pm! Surprise beer stop by @butternutbikes.co.uk at 5 am 😂

Ew a manual

Medicinal

If you thought the pizza was alot, wait till you hear about the cheese board Mac and cheese 😂

Here's my eBay listing for the Brompton bits. Really didn't know what to price it at. ebay.us/m/V9z2qH All proceeds go to Ryan's bike fund towards an ATS speed drive or a Chris king headset in gold for my Brompton 😂

Is it worth selling these bits on? Left over from my Brompton. Though people might want the hinge clamps and the seatpost clamps. Not sure if there is a market for used ergon grips!

Drumroll please, it's time for the annual use up all the leftovers pizza.

Tah-dah roadworthy again, now I just need my knee to fix itself!

My bike mount broke, the Bentley x Fairlight replacement is properly nice though!

I'm off to rewrap my handle bars. Please excuse the swearing.

My RRtY attempt has come to an end, my knee is just not right on the bike and I don't want to do any damage. Have my initial physio appointment Monday so hopefully I can knuckle down and sort myself out for LWL. Gutted but 9/12 ain't bad and I'm sure i could do it if I hadn't been knocked off.

Making panettone

So what is everyone's one thing that it's not Christmas without in their opinion? I'll go first...

Well for Christmas I've definitely got a cold so thoughts and prayers for me at this difficult time please.

Would be rude not to finish the day of feasting with a homemade bruleé

Time for some cheese

Before and after 😁 still a work in progress....

Can't believe my wife got me a fairlight for Christmas

Merry Christmas to everyone except the man who hit me off my bike, may he tread on a plug and shit himself every time he sneezes.

Just had the awful news a brilliant friend who changed my life immeasurably for the better has just lost his battle with cancer. I am so sad and life is so unfair.

Wife made me buy quality street for the nostalgia (despite being allergic to dairy) but they are rank so I bought myself a box of roses to live in the car 😂

Ooo these look nice

It's winter 😱

Didn't it get dark early tonight

The Brompton might be getting a present

Had a horrible start to the day followed by a lovely time in London then I come to this. Fucking useless police twats

Had a little pedal down to the river today for wizard works coffee outside 😀

I've sprained my PCL is the official diagnosis 🙄

I think the plague flu might have caught up with me. Send paracetamol and Percy pigs.

Giving pedal assist a go.

I should be on the Santa express audax today but I'm not because of an idiot driver 🙄 knee definitely needs more rest 😢

👀 me at the dentist knowing I had a packet of haribo for lunch

I assume Tesla wheels are made out of some sort of cheese, or the car is too heavy for it's own good.

One can only assume Tesla wheels are made of cheese

Well I don't think it's a bike

Public service announcement: One pack of Tesco pigs in blankets with cheese in is the perfect amount for one sandwich 😂

Reckon I'll be alright for my RRtY in December after the "incident" now 😁

Bar tape suggestions? Can't be bothered to try and get 4.7mm stuff looking neat again 😂

Be there or be square! Who's coming?

Movement in knee feels much better today but it hurts more 😂 swings and roundabouts? Waiting for consultant to get MRI results and tell me if I've done any long term damage. I miss running 🫠

Hospital appointment this morning, got an MRI booked in for this afternoon now 🤞🏼

I just stubbed my toe on my bad leg going the the stairs 🥲

Probably banned from China now, but great use of free will putting pigs in blankets in bao buns for breakfast 😂

Standing up and sitting down still difficult but I'm walking round without the brace and crutch so that feels like a big improvement!

Bikes at the bike shop 🙏🏼

Bikes at the bike shop 🙏🏼

😂 Ford ka Vauxhall Corsa Ford focus estate mk3 Ford focus MK2.5 (this was a fab car) Tesla model 3 The Ka was the cheapest motoring I'll ever do, cost £500 sold 17 months later for £250

Found a one leg friendly activity

Thoroughly over having a hurty leg now, might go and wait outside the guys house who did it and run the twat over and see how he likes it.

Petition to rename Britain taxland