Vote done. Voted to keep reform out 🤞🏼.

Is my milk still good to drink?

Doom scrolling and came across this, what the actual fuck?

I still can't find ferrules that fit a Brompton 4speed derailer / shifter. Shall I give it a go without them? Id very much like gears again 😂

Should be doing London Wales london today, or attempting it. At least I now know binning it off was the right decision as my furthest ride since Nov has only been 70km!

There was a fear for a minute I'd ordered a cheese less pizza. This lot do the best dough balls, I can't show a picture as I've eaten them all. Haven't had it since COVID as they gave me and my wife food poisoning but I thought I'd be brave and give them a second try 😂

Convinced this tree is actually a secret russian monitoring station. No way it's real.

Why is walking a spaniel on a lead in the top ten most annoying things to do?

It seems the Kidical Mass insurance go fund me isn't going to make it. This is a massive shame www.crowdfunder.co.uk/p/km-insuran... I helped run a few and they were always great events.

Here's me looking bollocksed on last year's tribute to Alan Turing ride for everyones enjoyment

That was hard. I am shattered. On the train home but happy.

Anyone used CAMs successfully? 6 months on and still not a scooby about my case.

Boring EV post - 79% battery to do 200 miles today, would give a max range of 250 miles ISH so not far from the 286 official figure. Quite enjoying the buzz.

Fab day at Santa Pod supporting my friend who was racing. Wore my snap-on hat so I can offer unsolicited mechanic advice despite knowing nothing about cars

Rate my set up 😂

Someone has asked if I can send the trek to Scotland. How would I do this? Is it Sus?

Quite liked this one I spotted yesterday at the supermarket

I have upgraded to a hands free dog lead

Jamie Oliver's back at it. We had more junk food at school when I was a kid and there was like one big kid in each school if that. It's the lack of movement and socialising outside of school. If I wanted to play computer games with my mates I'd have to walk or ride to them!

I wonder is Kyle and Amy will cycle round the world before CAMs sort my claim out 😂😂

Probably hoping for too much but my trek is up for sale 🫡 ebay.us/m/EM2Yti

I think they misnamed this place

Keep walking the dog places that I should ride the bike at 😂

My spaniel is seriously weird at times

Well that was pleasant 30km of ncn21

Brb

Car picnic overlooking epsom racecourse. I spy a bridle path though 😏

I was beginning to think the Buzz had unlimited screenwash but today's the day after four months the symbol came up.

Who's up for a trip here with a bike?

An excellent use for my wild garlic

Chicken must be walking funny now

Today's mission, obtain wild garlic either via feet or wheels.

Had such a lovely day yesterday taking indy for her first big walk with the family. Forgot how nice it was taking a pooch for a decent walk. Crumpets cooked over fire taste pretty damn good!

Eternally grateful for the shop assistant in person corner telling me to buy a cut antler for the land shark. Highly successful at redirecting chewing to something that's not me

Daughter is clearly focusing on nutrition this morning by asking for a friend egg with peanut butter on toast 🤮

Is there an easy way of planning routes to get tiles? Asking for a friend...

When I rode my bike Wednesday it had an annoying creak, I think it could be the BB. Anyone know how to narrow it down to if it is?

There's a fish and chip shop 5 minutes down the road but they taste better by the sea.

Someone's leant their plastic bike on mine 🫣

Decided I'm going to sell all my bikes, I'm taking up gravel unicycling. A first in the uk as far as I know. Wish me luck.

Longest ride since the accident and knee was okay! First time riding"gravel" and enjoyed it.

Car is very handy for throwing the bike in. 10/10. More on the ride later. First up a roast.

Enjoying dog ownership, just started outdoor walks now she's vaccinated. Bad points - piranha teeth and no appreciation of what's a good time to get up.

I might not be London lockdowning but i am having a chippy tea 😂 hope everyone has a fab ride!

TLDR Assault someone with a car and you get away with a letter 😂 🙄

Whoever invented puppys I need to have a word, Why'd you give them piranha teeth?

Injury's suck, last March I did my first 200km Audax and a fortnight later the London lockdown ride - 160km overnight and this year I get knee pain on a 10km ride because some cunt in a car couldn't look where he was going. ARGHHHHH

Knee still painful but I got out in the sun and that was very important.

Big Shirl needed a wash

I need to get my bike, it's beautiful outside and I am getting tetchy 😂