In honour of my age being verified, have a puppy who desperately wants your attention

DM me! They're working now :D

BlueSky age assurance for UK is dogshit. Use Stripe: Get declined on all my cards cause it's ridiculous. Use face id: It doesn't work because face scans are notoriously bad for verifying age

Whenever I get into a slump and my hygiene jus drops to the shitter, I eventually manage to get myself in gear again by feeling my face and realising facial hair is growing which upsets me enough for me to shower and shave asap lmao

Shot in the dark but does anyone know someone UK based that's an experienced rigger and open to doing a shoot?

Non-bondage lovers will never understand the joy of being hogtied tightly and left there for ages. No sex stuff no nothing. Jus you and the ropes holding you in place. No talking thanks to the gag in your mouth. No looking thanks to the blindfold hugging your eyes. Total fucking bliss

Fun fact: It is entirely possible to jus put down a pirate ship, a merry go round and a roller coaster in the first park of roller coaster tycoon and jus win anyway

Server I've used as a safe haven for over two years is being deleted tomorrow. Don't even really know what to say or feel. It was my everything tbh. Group of people who I jus chatted with and memed about randomly and the best of the bunch is leaving discord entirely too. Jus kinda hard to deal with

My favourite internet trend is very obviously pretty/attractive women sitting on rugs and guys being like "Can you move? I wanna see the rug." I fucking love that shit

How I know I'm sick: My back is crawling. Legit that's it. If my back feels really weird and doesn't seem to settle then I know I'm properly sick

Day three of randomly posting and checking Bluesky: Replied to someone and got hit with three random tweets about things I don't care about and got told to fuck a dog. Guess some people gotta be the undesirable side ya know?

Dear BlueSky: Please make notifications stack. I've gotten 37 individual notifications for people liking my post and it's clogging up my phone. Thanks

Gotta say, one of the coolest things I experienced in my first playthrough of Baldurs Gate 3 was fighting Raphael. Not the fight itself that shit was fucking pain but the music. Him singing to you is so dope and I wish more games did that

You can tell a lot about someone based off how they react to comics. Aka, if they don't like foxes in love they're probably boring

Hopefully within the first half of next year I'll be moving in with my boyfriend. Which is fuckin brilliant cause then I get actually good WiFi and I can be myself with the man I love. Also there's going to be no end to the kinky shit we can do but that's jus a cherry on top

Something about BlueSky's layout is so nostalgic it's odd. Feels like it's been around for years and I'm jus coming back home

Come back to the app and two people I follow religiously on twitter now apparently follow me here. Hi to those two I didn't expect it but I welcome you to my ramblings as I try to remember to actually post shit!

Jus spent 41 minutes talking about my mental health on the phone. If anyone needs me I'll be mentally dead for the rest of the day

I know barely anyone follows me here but for visibility if nothing else. If anyone can support this lovely human being please consider getting a commission. If not for the human, do it for the cat. Like come on, it's a kitty. She deserves the chance to keep going.

Being born in 2001 means I'm classed as Gen Z. This also means I get lumped in with a bunch of fucking idiots who don't know their arses from their elbows and it's kinda getting old

There's talk about using your most liked tweets as a way to get yourself out there. I never tweeted so like, what do I do? Post the lewd pictures again to prove I'm me and not some stupid ass bot?

Don't really know why people are posting "Please follow if you like these things" I'm jus gonna post my thoughts and shit and see what happens