If I ever inherit a bunch of land I am 100 % starting a cult on it

I hate the word 'confluence' because it's often used to describe things coming to a meeting point, rather than flowing through like rivers, which is what its literal meaning suggests. Who thinks about crap like this??

Classic rock is trash and mostly just copied more talented black artists

I swear there used to be jobs that would pay relocation costs. Haven't seen anything like that in 10 years plus

911 I need to report a hopium overdose, initial signs are it appears to be fatal

"Political theorists" would be more valuable washing dishes and sweeping floors than getting paid for whatever bullshit they do now, there's one career I won't be sad to lose to chatbots

"Political theorist" should consider getting a real job if they can't even post factual information

Salad daze

I don't have proof yet but I think the sale of disposable lithium battery vapes is funding something horrific

The PTSD from involuntary commitment really stays with you for life

They're closing the national forests and cutting down all the trees

*From a chair, in the corner, known as the "cuck chair"*:

And this folks, is why we're never beating fascism

"The working classes are instinctively inclined to dictatorship, if they can be justly convinced that this dictatorship is in their interest." -Ferdinand Lasalle, writing to Otto Von Bismarck, 1860s

I have trump fucker relatives I haven't seen in awhile, kinda want to check in and ask how it feels to be pedo supporters

Make MAGA Women Stay in the Kitchen and Not be On My TV Again

Someone should hack Happy Returns and make all their stupid robots fuck up

Imagine being Canadian and going to bat for the British monarchy. Cuck levels off the charts

Men used to at least buy cool mid life crisis cars that looked good and went fast. Now they just buy Cybertrucks that drive you off cliffs while you're standing on the brakes

idk what the hell my algorithm has become but you better believe i watched the whole thing

Christmas is over - back to doomerism, this place is still an irredeemable shit hole

The antidote to billionaires has a chemical formula and it is Pb and its atomic number is 82

Putting a giant banner on my house and spray painting "GOD IS ASHAMED OF YOU PEOPLE" because I live in America

People named Al have probably had a rough time lately

They are rubbing it in everyone's faces, fat fingers charlie brought pedo Andy's adult daughters along for the event

So tired of this painting but she's right

I wonder how many people who have encountered English literature, including non English speakers, will be familiar with this image instantly. It was definitely burned into my mind by about 3rd grade

Merry Christmas! fuck capitalism! I spent a grand total of about $40 this year, only buying my wife a few things she will use daily. Not enough money left after essentials and I don't want to support this system anyway, Happy Holidays everyone!!!

Puritan freaks were right about at least one thing, gambling should probably be illegal

I just want to earn an honest living, selling poison to idiot white people. Buy my colloidal silver and leeches!

Merry Dickmas

Everyone's pancreas is gonna be fried from all the ozempic

www.nexusmods.com/morrowind/mo... I made a mod that replaces cliffracers with Thomas the Tank Engine. I am incapable of learning lessons whenever it involves corporations, because I fundamentally do not view toy company CEOs or media CEOs as people. #morrowind #thomasthetankengine

Generation science is dumb but there is something broken in a lot of people who grew up before 1991 where they find comfort in blaming things they don't understand on some foreign power they believe is the ultimate enemy. I think the 9/11 generation understands that nothing is that simple

Putin is not in charge of trump or America why do libs keep on saying this

I am going to kill Tilly Norwood with a gun

Republican women shouldn't get to have opinions it's against their religion or something

I can't get over Erika Kirks gigantic cube of an oversized cranium and how her jaw is so angular it can cut glass

Picture this: a valve you insert into your esophagus that prevents you from burping so all your gas flows one way. They say God didn't make mistakes but how come gas comes out both ways? We can fix that with science

What is this nonsense, no one is intervening on Venezuelas behalf. China will not go to war over it and Iran is constantly being bombed by US and Israel. The EU wouldn't do shit about Greenland either besides cry at the UN, which nobody respects

If you elect me president, I will ensure that every American receives a pitchfork and a torch to use at their leisure.

This might finish off the economy

We need a green hat movement to counter the red hats and to represent apostles of Luigi

I hate Christmas. It's a time when poor people are encouraged to overextend themselves to satisfy requirements set forth by rich people who want to keep the poor in their places

Kamala Harris has zero political instincts and will do whatever Dem consultants tell her to do. That is not good for anyone but Dem party donors. She shouldn't be anywhere near a presidential election ever again, if we even have them anymore

Erika Kirks head is so big and square. You can't unsee it once it has been revealed to you

Called off of my shit job so now I work one day this week, as it should be