The Interracial Cuck Porn Theory of Everything™️ might as well reclaim its original, more apt and succinct name: Penis Envy

excellent

Speaker Mike Johnson says lawmakers need stock trading for financial support since their $174,000 salaries haven’t kept up with inflation. No, really. That’s what he said

Trump's approval is so low, and the dissatisfaction in the GOP is so prevalent, that Paxton just wiped the floor with Cornyn. long live the resistance!

#Winning Memorial Day 2026 vs 2025: ⛽ Gas: +28% ✈️ Flights: +20.7% 🐄 Beef: +16% 🍅 Tomatoes: +40% ☕ Coffee: +18% 🌭 Hot dogs: +11% 🏨 Hotels: +4.3%

this is awesome!

Turns out you can eat pizza and pasta on the same day

sadly it looks as if Spurs will avoid relegation. pity.

So, how did you meet?

turns out you *can* get everyone to forget about the Epstein files

the Trump approval ratings saga has become a fever dream. Trump-backed candidates are winning every primary. red-state redistricting is adding more and more safe seats to the GOP majority. the VRA is a dead letter. vote suppression shenanigans are ubiquitous.

Alert the pitchbot

Trump traded more stock in the first 3 months of 2026 than all of Congress put together did in a year: Trump: ~$700M in stock trades in Q1 of this year. All of Congress: ~$635M in stock trades in all of 2025

1. Number of stories about Trump buying and selling hundreds of millions of dollars in stocks in the first three months of 2026: CBS: 0 CNN: 0 Fox News: 0 NPR: 0 PBS: 0 Politico: 0 Semafor: 0 Business Insider: 0

It's Wednesday morning, and #Arsenal are champions of the Premier League

Spurs will have the nicest stadium in the Championship

We. Are. Champions

Oh fuck off

How is that a foul?

Where did 6 minutes come f??

One last minute plus stoppage

Should be 2-0. But the current result works too

My timeline is a countdown. So, a timeline

4 minutes

6 minutes

7 plus stoppage

8 plus stoppage time

We are 10 minutes from #Arsenal lifting the PL trophy

15 minutes

20 minutes.

Watching City at Bournemouth be like

Thirty years after it was written, Lauren Berlant's /The Queen of America Goes to Washington City/ reads like a report on current events. One can readily replace the journalistic references with contemporary correlates virtually without loss. If you thought social media are the problem, go read it.

JD Vance: "If you want to rebuilt the American dream for the next generation, vote against the crazy leadership in Washington DC"

That’s always a red. Always

We’re gonna play the full 10 aren’t we

Fleming should’ve been off by now

Where did 7 added minutes come from??

Rice has now bungled three identical free kicks

There is simply no excuse for not scoring 3-4 goals against Burnley at home, with everything on the line

Cheeky from Hincapie

I for one thoroughly enjoyed "Rooster"

Madueke time

Trossard will have to seal it for us all on his own

Saka can't seem to do anything right in this match

#Arsenal make it hard on themselves even when Burnley offer no resistance

aaaand we still can't score from a few yards out.

when did everything become "iconic"?

Saka should have scored three by my count.

for the 48th anniversary of my arrival in America, #Arsenal can give me 4.8 goals