how far up your own ass do you need to be to write this headline? Zelensky is trying to save his country, you cynical trolls.

Idk how this game will end, but it’s wild that the #Bears brought a gun to a gun fight

This moment in history is empirical proof of the thesis that critique has run out of steam

so it looks like Aston Villa will kick off 2026 atop the PL table.

The #Bears are NFC North champions

don't be shocked if Villa win the PL

#Arsenal struggling at home to salvage a game they should have well in hand. Again

Brighton have outscored #Arsenal 2-1

Owen Gohl is a much cheaper signing than Gyökeres, yet much more effective

Own Gohl leads #Arsenal in scoring

Yeah that's not a yellow. that's a red.

Saka all kinds of inaccurate today.

just astonishing refereeing

I mean he is just pathetic.

and he knows it

Gyökeres sucks. Period, end of story

I’m reliably informed that music is increasingly becoming popular

Make a Bond Film academic: No Time to Die

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Still don't get why Takagi didn't just give Gruber the password. It was only money.

well put

I chose rhetoric over philosophy for a reason

I can't even with this. "thorny territorial disputes"? "Trump's business-oriented mindset"? who is this idiot?

we should all be telling our students, as clearly and explicitly as possible, that when they choose to use AI, they are absolutely ensuring that they will never have successful careers.

An embarrassing win. I would not be celebrating

Kepa needs to just stand still for one of these

I hate this competition

Kepa is not good at this

Like Palace just did

Maybe if we try directing those corner headers toward goal…

Timber can’t hit an open net from three yards out

This #Arsenal goal drought is becoming quite serious

Owen Gohl is still #Arsenal’s top striker

Merino’s diving is getting tiresome

#Arsenal under Arteta: infinite patience in the build-up; zero patience in the box.

I do not care about the Carabao Cup. But #Arsenal finishing continues to be appalling.

Eze is struggling mightily so far.

how dumb are NYT economics reporters and headline writers? consumers didn't spend more "despite" inflation; they spent more *because* of inflation, ffs. even the story mentions that the numbers are not adjusted, meaning it's raw dollars spent. ugh.

I used to teach a course on the rhetoric of fashion, a key theme of which was that the unconscious is not beneath the surface or anywhere inside ourselves—it is "out there," in the irreducible theatricality of signifying activity.

all you fools thought "Succession" was about the Murdochs, but it was actually about the Ellisons.

Playoffs?

Not only did the #Bears beat the Packers in astonishing fashion last night, but from here on out the days are getting longer. Happy Festivus!

This has to be one of top , what, five #Bears victories in team history?

Holy shit. Wow. Epic

I will never get to sleep tonight

It’s not often you see a HC lose his team a game in the 1st quarter

#Bears football being played at Soldier Field. By the Packers

A really poor half of coaching by the #Bears

The difference in the game is Ben’s stupid trick play

I hate this game