Kinky polyamory is wild cuz you can send messages like "I've been voluntold to make a turkey for our Spokane partner's surprise visit, can we push our scatventure playdate back a week?" without even batting an eye.

When the hot dog is in your chair getting color and he jerks you off under the cape and apron... With your coworker right over there 😅😳🤭

When the Cialis starts slappin' while you're getting ready for work 😅 can't take me anywhere...

It's been a minute. How are you horny fuckers doing?

The hot dog everyone has a crush on wants me to fuck him. I feel so powerful...

I ✨love✨ having a large, pretty, pierced penis.

God fuckin damnit, why are buttholes so pretty?? 🤩🥴🤤 Keep your dick pics, you want my attention? Show hole.

I'm funny.

I just really love gross stinky dudes 💪👃🤤🥴

Two magicians called Sigmund and Freud, and instead of a tiger, it's their feral naked mother that they make disappear from her cage.

Trying to be more present on this porn machine and less on the fascist's porn machine, so let me present the most cursed thing my brain has done today: pUwUp on my chest, daddy 👉👈

Hey pets. I'm here too! Just as stinky, if not more so.

And here's my offering for Fat Cock Friday. Thanks to @celaenoscope.bsky.social for helping me remember 😏

Court Jester Pester is in full form today and ready to make you beautiful 🤡💜💇

If you see this, post any photo in your gallery with no explanation.

"Are you a boy or a girl?" I'm a clown... "Um right, but what are your pronouns?" Oh, hee/ha/ha.

Enby Clown shoes Make them Ace go

Pupventures in scents and aesthetics. This is how we show off haircuts right? 😋🐶🐾

I thought I'd introduce myself with some true Pester stupidity 😋 he's a puppy, he's a clown, he's a gd fool. And that pumpkin needs an adult.