PTupac
@ptupac.bsky.social
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Whilst some of us are on the ropes….
about 14 hours ago
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Guard! Attention!
4 days ago
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A customer asked me to peel a cucumber for her baby yesterday and I’m still confused. The fact that I even went and got one should’ve been enough.
14 days ago
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My new dentist is a lovely lady. That didn’t warn me about injecting half my fucking face this morning. I feel like she was mocking me when she asked me to rinse 😂
20 days ago
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Why does
@jeremyvine.bsky.social
say on his show every morning that “their aren’t many millionaires in the UK”. Where do you get your figures from?
20 days ago
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I might apply for this job. I could get trafficked out of the UK if I’m lucky
28 days ago
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I do like the Fate of Ophelia
@joeatsandreads.bsky.social
about 1 month ago
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I might have to become a menace. How much money have they spent on flags? (At least they’re all straight and aligned. I’ll give them that).
about 1 month ago
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So good.
about 1 month ago
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Confirmed. I broke my foot and I’ve been walking on it for 3 months 🤯
about 1 month ago
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What’s this Michelle Mone news?
about 1 month ago
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I don’t know how much I’m saving but I rate it
about 1 month ago
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Just got called chocolate fingers by my godchildren whilst doing bathtime. They did call their mother Milky Way though 😭😂😭😂😭 I swear to god, I need to visit more often
about 2 months ago
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I’ve just done my first shift back at the restaurant. I hobbled home. But a hot bath and from fresh PJ’s. Wow.
about 2 months ago
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I wanted to go to the local pub this afternoon since I don’t have to work for a while. Tried the nice one 20min walk away but they are closed to give staff a few days off. Walked past the other options and felt too scared. I’ve been to them before but now. I’ll pass.
about 2 months ago
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Take me back to my peaceful eco-farm in Italy 🥲
2 months ago
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The train driver put the heating on 👌🏾
2 months ago
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The host at my BnB asked me where I learnt Spanish! 😂🫣 Once I’ve had a vino I’m off
2 months ago
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2 months ago
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Aunty Phi took the kids out
2 months ago
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We dined at restaurant group I used to work for last night. Why did I start sending feedback and become a chatty patty with the waitresses 🫣😂
2 months ago
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I don’t even care about the rain. I’m angry that I’m wearing tights.
2 months ago
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We had a kid trial today. My fucking god. He actually spun around and swung his arms when he wasn’t doing anything. (There is always something to fucking do in service). I can only pray for that child.
3 months ago
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I can’t believe it!!!
3 months ago
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Just saw a pizza express pizza for £6 reduced to £4. It’s like £10 in the restaurant. When is this cost of living ting going to end please?
3 months ago
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I’ve just been pointed to Taylor’s dancer. He trains in the same gym as my gay hubby
@joeatsandreads.bsky.social
3 months ago
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We are trying to get into a restaurant for the whole team and it’s proving difficult. I’ve taken it personally and I’ve named the reservations person “ Xxx boy”
3 months ago
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My little experiment didn’t quite work. It doesn’t taste real.
3 months ago
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Jonty thought British people having bad teeth was because you can’t get dentistry on the NHS 😅
3 months ago
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I keep forgetting about my açai
3 months ago
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I threw some rotten tomatoes out last summer. Now we have a whole transfer window.
#TTD
3 months ago
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Hot and sweaty. Very Nice
4 months ago
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reposted by
PTupac
Femi
4 months ago
SAY HER FUCKING NAME! 🤩 MICHELLE AGYEMANG!!!
#engita
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My back up plan in case the game went downhill. It’s good to keep busy ⚽️
4 months ago
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It’s past 4pm. Fuck it
4 months ago
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Found a snack for less than £5
4 months ago
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We even got to shake a leg
4 months ago
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Wondering if I’ve got the 3 day hangover thing now that I’m into my 4th decade
4 months ago
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Wish I had become a physio. Look at my improvising an ice pack out if my socks
4 months ago
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Look at him
4 months ago
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The heat was too much for the marmite. But why did it explode?
4 months ago
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My frozen hot water bottle must’ve worked a treat. I don’t recall last night at all 🙌🏾
4 months ago
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I am about to bake a cake. For the first time, since Covid. (I think). Thoughts and prayers if you will.
5 months ago
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Truffle Burrata. This could be a mistake
5 months ago
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The first guy I ever dated on Tinder has somehow found me and gotten in touch. What the fuck for?!?!
5 months ago
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Foraged by my little helper
5 months ago
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I need Benji to save me walking up the hill to his house, so I’ve lured him to meet me at the station, with the confit garlic 🧄 I made him 😂
5 months ago
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I thought you didn’t get reception at Glasto? Why am I getting emails. Turn the poles off!!
5 months ago
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But why would you dress your shop window like this? 🤣🤣🤣
5 months ago
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What an amazing book. To me anyway
5 months ago
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