Sometimes you just need a shoulder to ugly cry into

I forgot to change my profile picture to a #clippy Sorry I forgor but I'm here now.

I just came down from a 48 hour fast. Breakfast was fucking delicious oml Scrambled eggs with integrated bacon, miso soup, and a matcha latte with just enough cream to make it silky.

I hope Duolingo doesn't do some weird shit over this.

I don't know why it weirds me out so much to hear adult men say "buhbye", or worse, "byebye" when talking to me.

I found this channel on YouTube. Everything I've listened to actually kinda slaps. youtu.be/9ZbDpE8W-V0?...

Why is it so hard to find free audiobooks about chess?

feedback.vrchat.com/feature-requ... Here's where people can upvote something I've been asking for for a minute in #vrchat Please do me a solid c: upvote it! Long story short: More easily identify 18+ members without digging through menus.

Have an AI k-dog with me. This is me when I'm out of the office.

I hate it when I'm watching cooking shows on #YouTube and the host's knives are so dull they have to saw everything. Sharp knives just slice. Just one or two drags is all you need. Imo: dull knives are more dangerous than sharp knives because of the added chance of slips.

This year at #TFF2025 the highlight for me was definitely when I got in a car wreck. 10/10 would go again for another round.

I found a new scent for my beard oil and I'm in love oml

Is this an appropriate breakfast?

We're on some shit now. What the hell flavors are these?

Today at work I got a raise and a bonus. Sweg

Just a reminder for everyone who plays #VRChat that I have a feedback post for making 18+ players more easily identifiable without having to dig through menus. Just change the color of their nameplate border. feedback.vrchat.com/feature-requ...

Yo this is actually fucking massive. I want it in my future office, sealed away in a case lit with LEDs so it doesn't melt.

Stonks are exciting.

Do I have enough caffeinated gum?

vrchat.com/home/world/w... So I uh, recently updated my world in #VRChat. Feel free to come give it a favorite and find uses to hang out in it c: Use it for your next party it'll be great.

My good friend @raelikofficial.bsky.social dropped a new video. c: Y'all should go check it out and give it a like. He deserves it! www.youtube.com/watch?v=iEXG...

Part of me wants to swap to iPhone. But I've been on android for like 20 years now? Whenever the HTC Liberty came out. What do.

Lunch about to be fire 🔥🔥

I got a couple ribeyes. Thick cut, too. Tomorrow and the next day lunch is gonna be fire.

Do you ever have those days where you feel taller than usual?

I'd love to remind the #VRChat community about my proposal to the Age Verification system that's now public. Please go upvote it! In summary: Players should be allowed to change the border color for others who are age verified and make it publicly 18+ feedback.vrchat.com/feature-requ...

So I started a new multivitamin, right I feel super heccin' euphoric and amazing even hours after shoving it in my mouth.

My prescription VR lenses came in! No more #VRChat in contacts that dry my eyes out c:

So what happens now if someone uninstalled the #tiktok app? They can't re-download it. To be clear I never had it downloaded anyway, I'm just asking an in general question.

Its about 37⁰f and raining. I hate it.

What's even the point? No one goes to hooters for the food.

Well, I officially own stock now. The idea of having my money make more money is exciting.

Why does the thought of investing into stocks have me so excited?

if Melee were real

#Duolingo speaks to me in the weirdest, but most honest, ways.

To those who still have their parents in their life, remember to tell them you love them. To those who have lost their parents, don't stop loving them. To those who disowned their parents, request $50 on cashapp or whatever. Fuck it. #MerryChristmas

Yuh go updoot this pls.

As the future mayor of #VRChat I'll make it a point to address this. Dogs should be allowed chocolate, assuming they are conscious and aware of the consequences. Just the same as birds with avocado Or humans with excessive caffeine and/or alcohol.

So, #vrchat and hey uh, @vrchat.com this is worth a look. feedback.vrchat.com/feature-requ...

Why the fuck is it 82⁰ outside? It's fucking December.

I absolutely love these, even though they're essentially just wine coolers for Kyles.

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Why is all the really cool wrapping paper so god damn expensive? I'll be looking into this.

I wish I was this cool.

I'm chillin at the hospital. It's making me sleepy. :(

Dead by Daylight has me all surprised, even this many hours in. I Just had a 4man swf give me the most unfun game ever, and still get mad when I slug them out. Like, I thought you wanted an unfun game? Why didn't anyone run Unbreakable after all the sabos and gen rushing?

Fun fact if you play SILENT HILL 2 on a CRT, your TV screen becomes the red save square.

Yo so I finally have an office for my mayoral shenanigans. Please come by and give it a favorite! I want to get it out of community labs, and I am updating it. Next stop is a mirror and texture polish. Suggestions are welcome, too! vrchat.com/home/launch?... #vrchat #VRChat_world #vrchatfurry

I just had somebody come through that smells like ketchup. I'll write up a press release soon, and address it in #vrchat

These #hotones #pringles are actually kind of lit ngl