I love the lines. The handling. The appointments yet I would be so much further ahead with a Taurus. #RSI #zeusclipper #starcitizen

This is Turnip the Hed reporting live from his home market for the BFO Prouduce Index. Limes .59/e or $5/bag (600g). Turnips spike at 2.59/lb. #limereport #turnipreport #bfo #produceindex

Official Summer Birthday Shenanigans...

Priceless

Oh no the crowds!!!!! 🙄

What he said 👇

A damaged Canadian flag was left flying outside a federal Service Canada office for days. I reported it through the proper channels. Tonight, the flag was flying properly again. Sometimes civic pressure is not a speech. Sometimes it is a photograph, an address, and the refusal to shrug. Iam🍁

The long awaited #LimeReport has arrived. Hold on to something kids .... it gonna be a bumpy ride. 2 bag for $5 or $2.99 each... G&T 4 every1

Brace yourself for this installment of the #turnipreport $1.79/lb 😵

Post lunch *sans* PowerAde ☹️😖

Really, really glad I went on that walk last night to grab a couple bottles of Powerade to leave in the fridge at home today. #winning

Is wet! Is wet!! 💦

Is that the Special Chaaairr? #bfo

It burns! It burns..... 😎

Who's got credits to send anyway? Hangar Delivery fuck-ups have been keeping my insurance broker happy. I heard he bought himself an 890 Jump with his recent commissions. 😳

Indifference rarely announces itself; it reveals itself through patterns. As parts of the Star Citizen community call for a return to the Year of Playability, one question keeps getting louder: What exactly are we building here? buff.ly/v2ouHfQ #StarCitizen #GamingCulture #CommunityManagement

Thar be wildlife here Cap'n. #walkabout

An open letter urging Patagonia to withdraw its lawsuit against Pattie Gonia and recognize queer environmental advocacy as an ally, not a threat. turnipstyle.com/2026/an-open... #patagonia #pattiegonia #activisim

That is not simply mess. It is evidence. Evidence that the unit was not designed around ordinary domestic life. turnipstyle.com/2026/when-th... #toronto #housing #urbandevelopment #cityplanning #developers #landlords #condos

So so yum. I need to have a second one....immediately.

My seriously senior nephdoggo also

The #turnipreport #notathing 🤣 #bfo

The #limereport from a different postal code (I looked for other colours but no luck only 💚 😉

Somewhere in there, between j’ai été, j’étais, j’avais été, & whatever tense explains why “I have had done what I was were is doing tomorrow today and yesterday,” something still stuck. That is the spark. turnipstyle.com/2026/context... #bilingualism #canada #indigenous #french #english #language

Here's a way to let the corporation know that you're boycotting them or to lobby them Weekdays: 6AM to 6PM (PT) Weekends: 7AM to 3PM (PT) 1-800-638-6464 [email protected] help.patagonia.com/s

A quiet reflection on cancelling my Star Citizen subscription, what late-night PBS and Bob Ross taught me about community, and why better signals matter more than monthly perks. #starcitizen 💫 turnipstyle.com/2026/you-can...

Seriously. Gurrrl.

Not a winner! 🍕 #contest #nocontext #notawinner #bfo

This is exactly the kind of corporate fumble that says more than the lawsuit ever could. When a company built on environmental credibility sees queer climate advocacy as a threat instead of a gift, the brand damage is already coming from inside the fleece.

Speaking of "heavy and old smelling" ... folks put your hands together for .... youtu.be/imwA1Gaiwdo?...

Wake up. ✔️ Eat breakfast. ✔️ Sneeze in every room. ✔️ Union nap #1. ✔️

Eating "sour Dino gummies" and I never realised "rotten wax" was what "sour" really is 🤢 #sarcasm

I call this, "we should have waited one more weekend..." weather. 😆😖💨💨💨

Went on walk-aboot. 🍁 #Canadian

Am I the only one that is concerned that @bigfattyonline.bsky.social not only has a "lady-friend" now, he also is "eating her biscuit"! 🤔 🤯

WTF did I leave my sunglasses. It's so bright! Just perfect for the temp to drop 30C tonight. (54F) 🌞🥶

Me too. 🥰

Smells Like Poppers, down here...🥴

France is mandating solar panels on every large commercial car park in the country — turning millions of square metres of idle asphalt into one of Europe's most productive clean energy assets. I have been mentioning this for months - they are shooting up on all the supermarket car parks.

Update about the missions not working: Try switching servers. #StarCitizen

Up from $.59 and down from $5. #limereport

An empty contract listing. A failed call up from hangar storage results in an insurance claim. Is THIS the "economee" we are protecting with wipes? Is THIS the attention to detail being put into a nearly 1 BILLION DOLLAR project? turnipstyle.com/2026/star-ci... #starcitizen #Scifi #gaming

Repeated wiping chafes. Each reset tells players that: Ownership is conditional, reputation is temporary, progress is provisional and time invested may evaporate. At some point, the issue stops being inflation and starts being morale turnipstyle.com/2026/star-ci... #starcitizen #Scifi #gaming

People attempting to position themselves as socially aware and morally conscious are often unknowingly relying on language historically tied to social conformity, behavioural policing, and the stigmatization of deviation from “acceptable” norms.... turnipstyle.com/2026/just-a-... #gauche #disability

The books may be balanced, but my enthusiasm account is overdrawn. Can anyone spot me a fiver for morale? #StarCitizen

“Please remain calm and continue spending.” A satirical travel advisory inspired by a simple question: Why are consumers always expected to absorb the consequences of systemic instability? youtu.be/tqOlpgttG90 #Canada #Travel #Airlines #Satire #Infrastructure #PublicPolicy

Pop by for some tuuuunes.. www.youtube.com/live/sZH0Je0... #starcitizen #ptu #techno

Public trust should be the result of competence. Not a substitute for it. #infrastructure #transportation #housing #fuelprices turnipstyle.com/2026/too-imp...