i keep seeing people say "i hate when trump is funny!" hes NOT funny! he just doesnt GIVE A FUCK. and that shocks people and they mistake that for humor. hes not being quippy, hes just saying the first thing that falls out of his swiss cheese brain so brazenly we just assume it MUST be a joke.

People who are fed up: "republican voters voted for this, they have to live with the consequences. People should have voted." Idiots: "OH SO YOURE BLAMING CHILDREN?! CHILDREN DIED!!! WE AREN'T ALL REPUBLICANS!!"

i would just like to point out, i fucking CALLED IT. they werent looking to toss out immigrants. the plan was to arrest them and force them to work for prison labor, and what do you know, trump has said farmers can use them as cheap farm labor as long as they "take responsibility for them"

this is why i refuse to censor myself. "you shouldnt say the R-slur!" no... you shouldnt treat the mentally retarded like babies. its a goddamned word, just dont be an asshole. people are saying "not sees" now give me a fucking break.

imagine being so stupid you didnt vote for the lesser of two evil, and now we have donald trump and STILL thinking you were right.

www.axios.com/2025/04/09/t... and so the pattern repeats! tariffs, tank the market, buy it cheap, pause tariffs, market recovers, SELL SELL SELL!

really loving peoples attempts to police language. crazy thought, i say whatever the fuck i want, and im ALSO just not an asshole to the disadvantaged. crazy thought i know, words dont have magic powers.

hey conservatives, these tariffs sure SOUND a lot like a tax. we all pay more of our money to the government so the wealthy dont have to pay taxes. sounds like a forced handout to the undeserving to me! wheres the outrage? its cool because its not a minority or a poor person? oh okay.

hey disney? maybe take the hint NOBODY WANTS A LIVE ACTION REMAKE OF YOUR CLASSIC CARTOONS. the BEST ive heard anyone say about these new live action remakes is "it was okay" nobody but you wants this shit.

The SSA did an audit in 2023 and found that over 19 million of SS number holders with birth years on/before 1920 didn't have death records in the master file, only 44,000 of those number holders were actually receiving payments. or do you think 38 million 0-9 year olds are on social security?!

elon musk firing thousands, eliminating our park services department of education, coming after medicare and social security, FIRING THE PEOPLE IN CHARGE OF OUR NUCLEAR WEAPONS and he managed to save... about 5 hours worth of debt. we rack up about 5 billion dollars of debt a day.

gee i seem to recall another group doing this in europe in the 1930s.... what were they called again?

hey bluesky? if i could get a fucking "show newest first" sort option that would be great. i dont care what some chucklefuck had to say about an event that happened 22 hours ago.

well leftists and democrats who "refused to support a genocide" youre all awfully fucking quiet now arent ya? this is called an "ethnic cleansing" and is a LITERAL genocide. but i bet kamala feels so owned right now you dipshits couldnt be bothered to vote.

well non-voters and protest non-voting democrats? 4 days into trump presidency, hows your self-righteous purity working out for you?

people dont seem to get it. "trump cant deport all these immigrants! who will do the labor?!" the plan isnt deportation. its imprisonment then renting them out for pennies as prison labor. we literally have legal slavery enshrined in the constitution.

wanna make a game but dont wanna have to actually MAKE A GAME? well deckbuilder roguelites are the genre for you! get hours and hours of gameplay for doing very little as your players have to start over constantly while getting slightly farther every time! no need for a story!

selfish cunts like you are part of the problem. "its MY money!" no it isnt. its not a savings account. youre paying for those who need it NOW and in the future our kids will be paying for it for YOU. the whole point is those that can work helping those that cant.

seeing a lot of people saying "trump cant do that!" says who? have you seen the list of shit trump "couldnt do" thats hes done anyway? if nobody is willing to stop him he can do whatever he wants. he owns the supreme court. go ahead and sue, itll be appealed to the top and theyll side with him.

life pro-tip: refer to EVERYONE as "they" in conversation unless asked to do otherwise. its good practice and nobody cares you call them "they" as its neutral, and you wont accidentally misgender anyone.

seeing a lot of chatter from right wingers about how theyre being "silenced" here. theres a story ive seen that goes like this. "a man walks into a bar, seems like a nice place. he sits down and orders a drink. a few moments later this guy walks in, typical "punk" denim jacket, patches, mohawk. 🧵

just a quick message for the 10 million democrats who chose to stay home this election to send a message. fuck you.

Matt Gaetz as AG?! i was upset when trump won but now weve reached the point its so fucking absurd that its become funny. i cant wait for MTG to become ambassador to Israel or laura loomer to become secretary of the interior.

Enjoying bluesky so far, but where are all the pornbots and girls advertising their only fans?! Nobody's tried to sell me sex in a minute and I'm scared...