What do I have to do to make this happen.

We making fuckin' COSTUMES baby.

Dress me up, chief.

Each copy of the dream moon has this place called the Mad Engineers Guild. It's just a bunch of brainless chess people waffling around their shitty laboratories making completely nonfunctional machines and scratching their heads like doofuses.

So basically SBURB limits your ability to alchemize cool shit and progress to fast by adding some arbitrary cap on how much Grist you can actually store. Y'know, First player in the session can hold 20 of a given type, Second player gets 200, Third gets 2000, etc etc.

Both of those topics require their own mini articles with how much bullshit there is to cover. You wanna hear about the Guild or the Gutter first?

Please grow and change as a person.

You act like a fucking freak, I don't know what you want me to say.

Probably. Feature isn't useable at all unless you've got some device that can read CD-ROMS and is also SBURB-enabled. Which are becoming increasingly rare these days, so? Maybe you're in luck.

so that's why she's like that

Upon entry of additional players new items become available to deploy. The second player allows (Among other things) the GristTorrent CD to be deployed. It is a program used to whisk away all of your friends hard earned treasures while they do the same to you.

If I hadn't been awake for 23 hours, I'd have probably responded to this by, I don't know, maybe ironically editing your stupid glasses onto that image of the dog begging for boiling water? Game sucks butt, dude. Longer you spend on that loading screen the longer you get to be in denial about that.

My dog who doesn't know he's begging for the world to end:

i think i haev covid

Technically the class is meant to to bring "change." In application, it's basically a walking nuclear bomb that's destined to go off at some point during a session.

The Guard does not concern himself with the safety of The Waste.

you have to die for the safety of like literally everybody i think

what the hell is your native classpect what even are you even i usually have this shit pinned based on a persons proclivities within the first 10 minutes of meeting them but you're like some fucked up enigma that cannot be described through typical means

Okay. I'm not going to condemn you for having shitty taste but we clearly disagree on this topic and maybe many others.

I think I spent more time shitting on the Simpsons but whatever.

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You're the only person who's opinion on this I would even slightly give a fuck about. You are my target audience. Do I make a review on Tony Hawk? Not the games, I don't care about them. I mean the guy. Do I drop a Tony Hawk Review?

Listen dude I haven't advocated for people to wear helmets since I started working for Red Bull but at some point I think you gotta take a step back and realize when it's time to call it. Or don't I guess. I don't know I'm not your fucking guardian.

Are you stupid on purpose.

inb4 she just doesn't know how to toggle Vison Omnifold

And here we have a case study on why Seers always end up with eye damage.

She grind on my gift 'till I'm godly?

Congratulations on that last werewolf for coming out.

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Did you used to go by the screenname DUMBHOMOTOOL by any chance.

Okay fuck it. Send the pictures then I don't fucking care. Girl thinks she can psyche me out with this. I'll play your games.

Motherfucker I am not dense. I know that you totally have a thing for me or whatever the hell. I just think offering to send me that is a pretty significant step up.

I think there's a significant difference between "not frothing at the mouth at the prospect of seeing a titty" and "fumbling the bag" but I don't know how you fuckin' virgins think so whatever.

Well from where I'm standing it seems like you're making some sort of pass at me.

You are going to saturate your home with the persistent smell of lemon lime. When your wax wings melt to not say that I did not warn you.

I've wanted to write about this exploit for a while and this is about the closest it's gonna come to naturally arising so consider this a fun activity for when you get your hands on whatever godawful beverage you're trying to create.

I'm scared and afraid and feeling other such emotions right now.

Huh?

Take it off.

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I wonder what my old Biznasty mutuals are doing. Probably dead actually who I am fucking kidding.

pumpkins could possibly assuage my stunt-induced hunger

just took an f-ing STRINGENT chest plant into bird bath

If you laugh you doom the session.

There's not much you can really pinpoint unless you also know your aspect. There's also not much advice I can give you on how to USE these visions you're getting because of the same. They are an entirely normal thing, though. The visions, I mean.

So apparently the aforementioned lack of brainitude I posses is gonna be a pretty consistent problem because I'm not sure if this is a backhanded insult or a genuine compliment.