It is wrong when it’s Charlie Kirk. When it’s Melissa Hortman. When it’s Donald Trump. When it’s Paul Pelosi. When it’s Steve Scalise. When it’s Gabby Giffords. It is always wrong.

For anyone who signed my grade 8 yearbook- I did stay cool. Thanks for the advice

There's no law that says you can't have opinions without evidence. But if you push them as facts, you’re lying. And if you know they aren’t backed by evidence, you’re a fraud.

One of these days we're gonna have to reckon with the fact that "money that I spend which does not directly benefit me is a waste" is a popular sentiment. I think we should state plainly that this is selfish on its face. And stupid when you have awareness which extends beyond your nose.

Too many people didn't appreciate just how wonderful, how glorious, it was that the daily news cycle during Biden's presidency was boring as fuck.

Orion´s Belt ⭐️⭐️⭐️ #stars

a special shoutout to everyone who "works with computers" and therefore is required to fix the electronics of their entire extended family over the holidays

"One of the great tragedies of mankind is that morality has been hijacked by religion. So now people assume that religion and morality have a necessary connection. But the basis of morality is really very simple and doesn't require religion at all." Arthur C. Clarke

Look, if cranberries can be weird and bitter and still liked by roughly half the people at Thanksgiving dinner, then so can you!

Life tip: Nobody is stopping you from putting a dot on the top of your USB cables It takes 1 second and saves you trying both sides and somehow only plugging it in right when you look at it