my boss just resigned

i finally watched season 3 of euphoria and wow that was Bad

new phoebe album incoming

got into the elevator with a samoyed this morning today is gonna be a good day

i wanna know what percentage of maude apatow’s lines in euphoria are questions

can’t do laundry until i shower can’t shower until i eat can’t eat until i go to the store can’t go to the store until i do laundry can’t do lau

respectfully if i see another honeybee edit with someone cat im gonna have to delete the internet

happy father’s day and if your dad sucks i’m your dad now. go mow the lawn, champ

the blonde is back, bitches

love the gay receptionist at the dentist who doesn’t care if you live or die

put some pants on you slut

i love rematching with people on dating apps like yessss let’s reaffirm that we each think the other person is hot and have the same 4 message conversation that goes nowhere

gotta get my hair cut which one do y’all think i should cut

what if i was… really late to work for no good reason? 😏

opened my stardew valley farm after months of not playing genuinely what the fuck what i even trying to do here

guys i hope we’re all still friends after joe moves 🥺

oh good i was hoping my new passport picture would turn out like shit

my friend finally posted pictures from her wedding which means that /i/ can finally post pictures [of me looking hot at] her wedding 🙂‍↕️

fucked up something kinda important at work

people in other time zones getting OR3 before me

how am i supposed to work in these conditions (i don’t wanna)

i don’t care about sports but i love seeing everyone have fun 🥹

PHOEBEEEEEEE

the best and worst thing i’ve made in tomodachi life if you know you know

i like that in tomodachi life they do their own thing and you can’t force their relationships! that being said, if mii spencer reid keeps asking if he has a crush on miis that are not MEE im gonna lose my mind 😀

them seeing my name pop up again tonight 👀

he is supposedly 10 years old today??? 😭 hbd mr. bandit!!

girl there is nothing there!!!!

y’all ever heard of this game??

why does the thai restaurant i order from all the time include the number of times ordered 😡 that is between me and my bank account tyvm

he’s so cute, legs all over the place, belly out, head tilted

PHOEBE

raw dogging the work day (i left my air pods at home)

someone during a work meeting today: oh yeah jonathan groff! anyone know what stuff he’s been in? me in the corner trying not to bring up glee:

i hear jerusalem bells a ring a dingin

why does wearing a women’s cut shirt feel like when animators give cartoon animals eyelashes/lipstick/bows to indicate it’s a girl animal

UNTIL DAWN 2 AHH

i was not selected 😩 phoebe please

oh my god i just remembered when i got laid off on the first day of pride month in 2020 talk about insult to injury HELLO

“i’m straight” “you do realize that the bar that you were in was a gay bar?” “no way, they had hockey on tv” “was anybody watching?” i miss svu and olivia benson and her out of pocket lines

i forgot to post about it but the moon looked beautiful the other night i love her

hi gay

since we’re peanuts themed this week

bree says happy pride month gays

sudden craving for some pink lemonade crystal light

just requested a ticket for phoebe’s msg show bc wouldn’t that be hilarious if i got picked

happy pride month!!

my body: you need to eat my body: but not that my body: or that my body: ok you can have that my body: JK LMAOOOO

digestive issues suck!!!!!!

i love getting mail!!