i just remembered who i was and what my life was when i discovered the “got any grapes” duck on youtube and i… that simply cannot be the same human being that is me now

when did the youtube mobile app become complete ass

does anyone mind if i read fanfic on the clock since the world is apparently ending tonight? no? perfect

new pfp same bullshit

sabrina please release the no spiders cut of that music video i need it for science purposes

can i just say

ooooooo appie doesn’t drink usually and is tipsy off some barefoot moscato like she’s in college again ooooooo

OR3 lets fucking goooooo

he really thinks we’re a bunch of fools, huh

wow i forgot how much i love writing and story telling, where were y’all keeping this shit locked up

i’m getting thai food for dinner tonight and i’m foaming at the mouth

“i think ill make a playlist inspired by spencer reid, that’ll be fun!” and it’s the most depressing playlist ive ever made

i forgot to tell y’all but a few weeks ago one of my childhood friends who i haven’t seen since elementary school responded to my instagram story to tell me that whenever she sees my posts, she thinks about when we used to play toontown on my family computer as kids 🥺

got over a crush

i started reading a fic that had a really interesting concept without realizing the author only wrote 3 chapters and the last chapter was published over a year ago

today is going to be a good day (threat)

i started game of thrones and there are just so many characters

never stop beating the dead horse, i just stumbled upon a new angle to be mad about for something that happened 20 years ago

they need to invent a 10 day weekend

yall, i finally put my christmas decorations away

i was supposed to spend my day of getting things done but instead i bed rotted and read a 46 chapter ao3 fanfic

i ate my lunch 2 hours ago and now it feels like 7pm

this is how today feels

cant believe joe missed this by a few weeks :(

need these for my office

it’s 26 degrees, my coworker has the office lights on full power, and i forgot my lunch at home

it should be illegal for the first song that plays when i shuffle my daylist on spotify to be robbers by the 1975

not this

my irish coworker takes every st patrick’s day off and just goes to a pub and drinks all day while people come hang out with him. like drunk office hours. iconic.

they were talking about this storm like it was going to take down buildings and i’m not even sure it rained here today

the only people with less understanding of the geography around dc than the writers of criminal minds are the people writing criminal fan fiction. what do you mean it was a 4 hour plane ride from quantico to fredericksburg

i just saw a tik tok pointing out that the dinosaurs have no idea that we have dedicated so much of us to learning about them and teaching our kids about them and making art about them and now i’m crying

everybody wants to rule the world harry styles on spotify when

as i rewatch criminal minds, i realize that once matthew gray gubler started letting his hair grow out and stopped straightening it, i truly was not paying attention to the plot

of everything this smutty fan fiction could’ve referenced, i did not expect the hit tv show meerkat manor

i’m bruising like a banana recently

itsadwainpwug

watching the promo for harry on snl really does feel like seeing an ex i can’t explain it

i genuinely feel insane rn

thinking about doing a west wing rewatch

i need to buy a case for this phone asap, i keep touching the edges of the screen and accidentally messaging people on instagram

i’m blaming my being awake at 3:30 am on daylight savings and totally not on the ao3 fic i just voluntarily spent several hours reading

i made the grave mistake of not bringing an activity for myself to do while they transferred my phone data to my new phone. this was me for like an hour and a half

guys at the auto shop are blasting kissco i know that’s right

one day i’ll be able to join another hmj stream but today is not that day😢

i don’t understand how people get a new phone every year, i’m struggling to justify replacing my iphone 11 pro from 2019

and if i said i might just start criminal minds again……

now tik tok…………

is 6:50 pm too early to go to bed?? i genuinely don’t know what to do with myself now that i’m done with criminal minds

i miss the activity tab on instagram im nosy and want to know what’s going on