THIS EIGHT LEGGED CUNT WAS A PHYSICAL MANIFESTATION OF EVERY PRIMAL FEAR THAT IS HARDWIRED INTO MY MIND. JESUS MARY MOTHER OF FUCK AND ALL THAT IS HOLY. Just did a lil cleaning in my bedroom and having a cute and snuggly Friday in the rain 🐶🖤 (final)

I move my eyes to the dark patch. THIS MOTHERFUCKER COULD HAVE STUNT DOUBLED FOR ARAGOG. NEVER IN MY 30 YEARS ON THIS EVIDENTLY LOVECRAFTIAN TOUCHED PLANET HAVE I BORNE WITNESS TO SUCH A VIOLATION OF WHAT I ERRONEOUSLY PRESUMED WAS THIS WORLDS LAWS OF BIOLOGY. (Part 4)

I notice a small patch of black wall towards the end of the web trail in my peripheral vision. Did I fuck up the paint job? Did I have damp? Pain in the ass. At a minimum I'm going to have to get my paint gear out. Can't have dodgey wall patches fucking with my husky gothic lad aesthetic. (Part 3)

I kept following the the trail, just scouting out the webs for later so I could get up and clean them all off. The webs were thinning out, and I was reaching the end of the trail. Maybe this spider had already come and gone, maybe these webs had been here a while and I'd just never noticed? (Part 2)

Walls in my bedroom are black. Was laying on my bed thinking, saw a cobweb in the top corner between the wall and ceiling, then focused on it, and started seeing a load more going down my wall. Was like "That's weird that there's all these webs, but I don't see any spider? (Part 1)

Work has absolutely fucked me this week, but still stuck to gym and diet, I have gotten BIG on this first week of my bulk (put on about 15lbs of water, fat, and muscle). Going to spend the weekend taking pictures of myself being cute and overgrown 🐶

Bulk day 4, 269lbs up from 257lbs 😅. The water weight is water weighting

Starting my bulk today at a teeny tiny 257lbs 🐶

✋🏻🛑this is a pit stop! 🛑✋🏻 Quote with your pit pics 💪🏼

Forgot to take my necklace off when doing squats. Ouch. 😂

Trying to resist the urge to create a new FFXIV character to replay the entire main story again

A gymbro'ish person in the gym told me I was looking massive and asked what category I compete in. In my head I was going to try and go for "cool and mysterious manly badass" persona. What actually happened is I got all shy and giggly and started blushing and playing with my hands 🙃👌

Took off 50lbs, kept the muscle and strength 😎. Should be near 320lbs this November at the end of my next bulk

Not to brag, but I can carry so many snacks 🐶

Want to start my bulk now but I gotta wait until my final blood test on Tuesday to be safe and not a jackass 😤

I'm getting a little big 🐶

Public service warning that if you do three squat variations to failure twice a week, stretch fit jeans will become mandatory 😅

Putting on a brave face because I smacked my elbow on that fucking towel rack 🙃😂

Growing boy 🐶

SORRY

Smallest I'm going to be for the rest of the year 😎👌

Just a silly little 260lb guy 🐶

Blood pressure is low-normal, kidney and liver biomarkers are in check. I'm ready to bulk

Two weeks until the bulk. Hide your snacks 🐶

I'm laughing at how small my head looks in this 😅. I promise my head is normal people sized 🥺

Outgrown my apartment doorways 😅

Keep smacking the backs of my hands on random shit when turning around. Glad that lats and triceps are making progress, but also wish my spatial awareness would catch up, because OW 😭😭😭

Cat socks are anabolic, btw

Half my back routine is carrying my tits around all day, because these things are getting HEAVY 😭😂

Haven't done this selfie pose in a while 🐶

Preacher curled 80kg for reps, most I've ever done. Not going to pretend it was easy and I didn't nearly chunder and pass out 😂👍

We gonna need a bigger chain 🐶

Delivery driver literally just left all of mine and my neighbours parcels on the side of the road. Had to spend ten minutes moving all of my neighbours parcels inside the apartment block so nobody stole their shit. Don't worry mate, I'll just do your job for you 👌👌👌

Why is it so hard to find cute and fluffy socks with animal prints on them in a men's UK size 13 😭😭

Chest and arm measurements are actually larger in the second image than in the first. Considering the cut a success. 🫡

265lbs of stampeding cuddles (soon to be 300 👀)

Just ate a kilo and a half of chicken wings, and I'm still hungry. My body yearns for the bulk 😂

Laid down for a cheeky lil catnap and slept for three fucking hours 🙃🙃

Meeting pyramid head in the fog: "Look mate, disembowel me all you want, but I'm tellin you right now, if you to try to claim natty, I ain't fuckin avin it, son"

Leg day gym fit 🥰

Man, it's so foggy this morning, it's almost like- Nah, I'm not gonna say it... Almost like- Nonononono. MMMMMMMMMmmMMMMM. OH MAN, OH FUCK, ITS SO FOGGY ITS ALMOST LIKE SILENT HILL. -Collapses on desk in defeat- 😭

I thought a Cantaloupe was an animal, and I've just found out it's a melon. 30 years old. A bachelors, a masters, and a PhD in Biology, btw 🙃🙃🙃

Not going to ask AI to show me what this pup would look like if they had an extra 50lbs and were a waddling musclebound behemoth. Just check this space again in 5.5 months pls 🐶

Sometimes my width makes me struggle to do normal people things 🐶😅

Absolutely wild that I can squat double my body weight, but my legs still can't support me when someone calls me a big boy 🐶

Today I'm serving "OH LAWD HE COMIN" as I waddle around after a good leg day 😎🐶

Suspect number 1 for why I'm starting to become musclebound: The tricep and lat collision 😂

Finished the end of my cut even wider than my peak bulk. Shout-out to weighted pull-ups and lateral raises 😎😂

EXCUSE ME, R U A PROTEIN?

It's not easy building a gothic cathedral to put a load of ghost Pokémon in, but someone has to do it 😎