50cc of cuddles required, stat 😭🥺

Wanna go to the gym but I gotta let my tits rest so they dont scar

They're doing railworks, there's a storm, and my tits are on fire. 😂👍

The post gyno surgery compression top is kinda cute though 😂

They put up a screen so I couldn't see what was happening during the surgery, but I noticed the light had a reflective surface between bulbs, so I thought "might just take a cheeky gander" Should. Not. Have. Fucking. Looked. 😂

Last selfie before the gyno surgeon cuts my tits off 🥺

Just had to carry three days worth of shopping at once in preparation of my operation 😭. Wouldn't be much for a normal person, BUT WHEN YOUR MAINTENANCE CALORIES ARE 6,500...😭😭

My phone's voice message transcriptions are fucking wild 😂

Thing Im most excited about for gyno surgery is being able to do a nice cut and wear tight muscletops to get that under-pec crease that makes them look massive. Whenever I see it on another guy it makes me all-

The BGM for Rak'tika Greatwood is kind of weird but I 100% fuck with it 😎

Operation is tomorrow, and the fear has kicked in. WHAT IF I HAVE AN ITCH, WHAT IF I HAVE TO PEE. WHAT IF ONE OF THE ENGINEERS I MANAGE SENDS A MESSAGE THROUGH WITH A SHIT IDEA AND I CANT REACH MY PHONE TO TELL THEM TO STOP

Can I go non verbal except for light purrs and lightly squish your face between my bicep and forearm, please 🥺👉👈

POV: Ten chickens have gone missing and your lil pup looks suspiciously bigger than you last remember 🐶

Tricks include eating loads of snacks and accidentally squishing people half to death trying to give them cuddles 🐶

It's called Holminster switch because it's the first dungeon that switches from "just do my little heals, play my cards doodoodoo" to "OH GOD OH FUCK WHICH SKILLS ARE OFF GCD, THE TANK IS GOING DOWN OH LORD HAVE MERCY-"

Just had a ten minute nap that was actually 2 and a half hours

First my shoulders came for my neck, now they've come for the lower half of my head. Feeling like some sort of weird and fruity gothic turtle 🥺😂

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Gym for the last time tomorrow until my operation, so going to do a cheeky three hour arm and shoulder workout. Not going to be able to lift weights for a month, longest without lifting in 18 years 🥺😭

Chonky boy 🐶

First chest and back day of new split 🐶

Fastest things in the known world: -Light -Subatomic cosmic rays -Me trying to squeeze in a morning shit before the normies steal all the benches in the gym

":3" but also a bit "💪"

New training split means a lil tush is now served on Thursdays 🐶

Today a lil less subtle 🐶😂

Me: "Why don't my clothes fit anymore 🥺" Also me:

Incredibly rare dead from work selfie

We doing subtle makeup today. Sneaky sneak 🐶

Once again gracing your feed to bitch and whine about the weather like a true British patriot 🫡😂

Just dropped half a grand on train tickets to travel for my boob job and then vampire teeth. Trying not to fucking chunder 🙃

Only cried a little bit during my lip filler appointment. Really happy with it. They lookin all smoochable 🥹🥹🥰

Got my lip filler done. Forgot they numbed my lips, went outside, and poured half a bottle of water down myself in the middle of a shopping centre. Might have to move back down south 🙃

Just switched from "pull, pull, legs" twice a week, to "legs, pull, push, legs, chest+back, arms+shoulders". Meaning I've just hit legs again with only one rest day, and HOLY FUUUUUUUUUUUCK 😭😭😭

Currently leveling marauder. Every time a cutscene jumps to me with this helmet on I just lose my shit. I don't know why

I'm getting lip filler for the first time tomorrow, and I'm surprisingly squeamish about it for someone that's been banging in roids for nearly a decade. Need someone to hold my hand and pet me pls 😭

Eeeeeeeeeeeeeee

"Have I caught you at an alright time?" "OH YEAH, WE'RE ALL HAPPY CAMPERS HERE. PLEASE DONT TAKE MY DEPOSIT"

Forgot I had a phone consent appointment for my operation, and I'm literally mid shit. I'm doing my best not to let on, but they can 100% tell by the acoustics of the room 😭

Still a lapdog, for whoever can handle it 🐶

Will flex for cuddles and snacks 🥹🐶

So fucking overstimulated rn

-moves finger on phone screen with a 5 degree tilt instead of in a perfect line- CONGRATULATIONS, YOU ACTIVATED THE SUPER SECRET SHORTCUT, WOULD YOU LIKE TO DO THIS AND THIS AND THIS DO YOU WANT TO SEND IT TO YOUR CONTACTS USING OUR NEW AI SYSTEM AND AND AND

Currently maintaining at 270lbs. Going to maintain, mini bulk, then cut after my surgery next week 🐶

OH ITS FUCKIN' HOT

Heat is killing me, trying to be brave 🥺

Tripped, and accidentally booked an appointment and paid a deposit to have a dentist give me permanent vampire teeth at the start of June. Whoops 🥺

Trying to beat the teeny tiny sniffle baby accusations 🐶

I miss when everybody was arguing about desexualisation of the purple M&M, and not whether it's ok or not to be a fucking nazi

Had to do a sploot on the gym floor by the time I got to sumo squats (listed as hack squats) absolutely fucked me 😭

Current body type: Could easily break a door down, but also real good at cuddlin' 🐶