ough

i want PAC man

i took her to my penthouse and i tweaked it

hatsune boobah haha

what if bluesky was named something like greensky? it would be pretty wacky and funny because the sky isn't actually green, it's blue. haha just a small look into the quirkiness of my mind lol. i don't think many people would think of this

Dread it. Run from it. Embrace it. It doesn't matter. It all comes back to shit

why didn't achilles' mother dip his heel into the River Styx after she dipped the rest of him in it? is she stupid?

[sees a mother and her child walking down the street] "excuse me ma'am, you didn't put your child away correctly. let me help" [folds the child in half and stuffs them in a nearby trash bin]

i found out recently that blue fire does not break all bombable walls in ocarina of time, just the ones that the megaton hammer can also break. my life is a lie. i'm ruined. don't call or text me, don't come to my house for the next 5 months at least while i try to recover from this heartbreak

hi satan

Born to :3 forced to :)

i'm straight up cock dick ballin' out here

the only things i know how to do on this bitch of an earth is shit my pants and scream

me when i see a boob, perhaps even two of them

the problem with the youth of today is that none of them know that you can use blue fire to break bombable walls in Ocarina of Time and nobody bothers teaching them that

have you guys seen this? check it out ↓

i don't feel like searching for people to follow, you have to come to me Xenoblade Chronicles Smash Bros Final Fantasy Fire Emblem Pokemon Zelda Mario Kirby

blue sky? more like POO sky lmao amirite guys? hahahaha nah jk you guys are cool .......guys?