Clinical anxiety can be far from being a "mild mental health condition". #bbcaq

So I did an image search on the name "Priapus" and the top find was Chris Mason reporting on the Mandelson affair.

"Going to have to interrupt you here so we can fit the shit comedy question in." #bbcaq

Actually, kudos to Mordaunt for allowing herself to be seen in public after her utter humiliation on The Last Leg the other week. #bbcaq

"Rebecca Morelle is not here to defend herself." #bbcaq

"Benjamin Netanyahu is not here to defend himself." #bbcaq

"The body keeps the score" is a 2014 book by Bessel van der Kolk that is widely considered as disseminating pseudoscience. @lbc.co.uk @mrjamesob.bsky.social

No sooner had I thought we'd already reached peak Gibb than they invited Craftywank onto #bbcaq

Hey Kieran, the water companies have forfeited the right to have their side of the argument heard. You don’t have to act as their proxy. #C4News

You either let this guy rant on indefinitely or you fade him out a la James o’Brien. Anita chooses the wrong option. #bbcaq (Edited 14:20 via @skeetsapp.com#bbcaq

France isn’t going to shag you, Peter. #bbcaq

“Decimated” means reduced by a tenth, Matt. Is that, in fact, what happened? #c4news

Yeah, don’t play John Cleese clips @mrjamesob.bsky.social, he’s gone full-on alt-right on X and is persona non grata. #PMQs

In past years #Theapprentice wasn't the main course, it was just the appetiser for You're Fired, which they replaced with this Unfinished Business shit. They've fucked it.

Didn't Corbyn get pilloried for using that pronunciation of Epstein? #bbcaq

The requested Pritster surround was a square not a circle, Al Johnson presumably knowing the basics of Napoleonic era anti-cavalry defence. @LBC @mrjamesob.bsky.social

Going to be Ian Duncan Smith, isn't it? That'll give me a window to get my bin back in after collection day. #C4News

@mrjamesob.bsky.social Morton's Fork.

I am in total agreement with that last caller in as much that Kings Cross is indeed next to St Pancras. It is a hill that I will die on. #bbcaq

Was Sandra advocating the deportation of British citizens there? Because that went out in the 1830s. #bbcaq

Voice in Anita’s earpiece: filter the waiting callers and get the looniest of all on. #bbcaq

So "telling people what they don't want to hear" means "talking bollocks", then.... #bbcaq

“President Trump is not here to defend himself.” #bbcaq

Solitary Tory clapping seal in #bbcaq audience.

Er … no, Mary, you wear a mask to prevent your own lurgy spreading to others. Why didn’t the chair put her right? #bbcaq

Just fade this loony out like O’Brien sometimes does. #bbcaq

I posit that blanket coverage by the national broadcaster, with particular reference to the previous host of this show, has not a little to do with Reform's popularity. #bbcaq

It worked too: Long buckled under and started agreeing with Badenoch. #C4News

Badenoch employs the rightwing manoeuvre of playing the victim when challenged. #C4News

Narrator: The press conference today was *entirely* about politics and the Conservative Party. #C4News

The chatbot did not say "sorry my mistake", it said "well noticed!" #bbcaq

Christopher Hope in the rightwing journo chair is peak Robbie Gibb. #bbcaq

Michelle Mone can be expelled from the House of Lords by a simple majority vote in the Commons, and then in the House of Lords. Like if she needs to go. RT if she has to go.

That right @mrjamesob.bsky.social, get the ex-Murdoch shill told. #PMQs

Ladies and Gentlemen, the entire history of the internet distilled into two consecutive posts… #Budget

To paraphrase Dracula, "Listen to them, the members of the right. What misogyny they make." #Budget

It is eminently clear that anything that incriminates Trump will be redacted. #C4News

Remember when the client journos' mantra re. Al Johnson was 'he got all the big calls right'? #C4News

For balance, Chris Philp should never be interviewed unless Mick Lynch is also present. #C4News

I agree with that part of Sheila’s call where she said she hadn’t thought it through. #bbcaq

The non-work-friendly way Spitting Image portrays Starmer can be seen on Youtube right now. @LBC @mrjamesob.bsky.social

“Elon Musk isn’t here to defend himself.” #bbcaq

If you know, you know. #bbcaq

Not naturally inclined to defend Lammy but the PMQs Tory stand in asked if *an asylum seeker* had been incorrectly released, which was not the case and #C4News knows this because they mentioned it yesterday. Also, Long's rank bad interviewing style inclines one to sympathise with the interviewee.

You shouldn’t have asked Derek if he wanted to lop off Mr. Mountbatten Windsor’s head if you didn’t want him to think laterally, Anita. #bbcaq

"People who flew the Saltire during the Scottish independence referendum aren't here to defend themselves." #bbcaq

"Andrew Mountbatten Windsor isn't here to defend himself." #bbcaq

"Queen Elizabeth II isn't here to defend herself." #bbcaq

I'm getting nostalgic for the time when there was Monbiot instead of a dickhead on the #bbcaq fourth chair.

@mrjamesob.bsky.social creates curious Peckinpah/Brecht collaboration with 'Bring me the head of Arturo Ui'. @LBC