I've only heard a clip but Farage's Swan-eating regurgitation was seemingly unchallenged by Ferrari beyond "Oh, really? I thought it was only Koi Carp." @LBC @mrjamesob.bsky.social

Maybe don't invite panelists on from think tanks where this applies... #bbcaq

I suspect, if the phone lines hadn’t gone, that bellend would have been kept on all show. #bbcaq

Perhaps mention that Glinner advised his blue-tick-wanker X followers to kick trans-identifying males in the balls. #bbcaq

Valhalla is not a 'cryptic' reference to Viking mythology, it is an explicit one. #C4News

Bog-brush jacksie impalement makes you sound more like Tiny Tim than Jason Rees-Mogg. I have empirical evidence of that. @LBC @mrjamesob.bsky.social

At home with Chris Mason.

Sherelle Jacobs' contribution are the final proof that Daily Telegraph recruitment policy has 'batshit crazy' as a minimum requirement. #bbcaq

People have been trying to climb the greasy pole for as long as there's been people. #bbcaq

Labour scandals cause Chris Mason to ejaculate at Warp Factor 9; when it was the Tories he could barely muster a 3.

@mrjamesob.bsky.social Get your bildungsromans right. David Copperfield.

“Keep it short, Paul, because you’re being decent and we’ve got knobheads waiting to come on.” #bbcaq

Funnily, the phrase ‘sorry, go away’ also came to my mind there, but directed at the caller, more saltily phrased and minus the apology. #bbcaq

Yes, call the bigot back, why don't you? #bbcaq

Having non-longer-politician Rees Mogg on #bbcaq is peak Gibb.

#c4news needs to keep Krishnan on hand to deal with these propagandists. Matt doesn’t have what it takes.

@mrjamesob.bsky.social Did you intend for a preview featuring Ferrari bemoaning crime escalation to come on *immediately* after you'd trailed a feature on dodgy news outlets bemoaning crime escalation, or was it just fortuitous timing? #LBC

The deer saw Isobel and didn’t return the compliment. #bbcaq

The Jacqui Smith response to Oakeshitt is the only correct one. #bbcaq https://youtu.be/4f_XsXDcLXQ?si=3dPqN_z3JtkTcb_i

The host could maybe have mentioned that Guido Fawkes' editorial stance leans somewhat to the right of Genghis Khan. #bbcaq

Gratifying to hear this whispering Kipper going down like a fart in a spacesuit. #bbcaq

I know Gibb makes BBC News get someone economically illiterate on for "balance", but I don't why #C4News needs to do it.

Well, Don, the Ukrainians don't like that Russian pronunciation of their capital city. #C4News

Possibly get rid of Pete the instance his opening gambit identified him as a bellend? #bbcaq

I've nearly got the full five-bar gate for the number of content warnings in an edition of #C4News

Nice of Stephen to disenfranchise his grandchildren for life. #bbcaq

Gibb: “If you’re going to get kids on, make it this one first.” #bccaq

That last caller will likely get kicked out of the Gammon Club for referencing the University of Life but forgetting to precede it with The School of Hard Knocks. #bbcaq

This week’s squeaky think tank panelist doesn’t even qualify as a half-wit. Even quarter-wit is pushing it. #bbcaq

Willets has history as a straight up bina fide bullshitter: https://www.heraldscotland.com/news/12026888.tory-star-willets-quits-in-disgrace-mp-accused-of-dissembling/ #bbcaq

Just because the Tory panelist doesn’t give the opposition viewpoint it doesn’t mean that the chair’s got to keep stepping in and doing it. #bbcaq

Well there is a fella on @LBC who regularly tickles Farage's toes with such assiduousness that fungal infections come off on his fingers. Has the slot before @mrjamesob.bsky.social. Name like a car.

Masterchef needs to go back to its roots. #C4News

So James O'Brien terminates his Alexei Sayle interview just as it gets to the "I hate Keir Starmer" poem. @LBC

In the old days BBC DGs weren't parachuted into position by David Cameron. #C4News

This was, in fact, the working title for Any Answers.

He missed out “street pugilist” from that list of Iain Dale’s activities. #bbcaq

Bad form #C4News! You gave us fair warning before shitbag Philps came on yesterday. Why not today?

#C4News really needs Krishnan on hand when there's a shitehawk like Philps to be interviewed.

Having avidly watched the paragon of documentary-style verisimilitude that is “Prisoner Cell Block H”, I know what Erin Patterson has got to look forward to. I’d keep away from steam irons if I were her. #C4News

Morwena being in it would tend to detract from the outstanding natural beauty of her area. #bbcaq

I think taking weeks to find anybody might not be unrelated to Alistair being the employer. #bbcaq

Later this afternoon I shall *not* be joining Nick Robinson. Just thought I’d clear that one up. #bbcaq

There’s an old video on YouTube where Pru Leith eats raw pork mince to test for seasoning. I’m wondering whether she also fed this to her son Daniel or maybe ate it in quantity when she was pregnant with him. #bbcaq

Robbie Gibb won’t be pleased when he finds out that the fourth #bbcaq seat, that he’s reserved for Claire Fox/Mat Goodwin/other assorted alt-right grifters, is occupied by someone decent this week.

The fuck is this? Has Robbie Gibb left the BBC and bern poached by #C4News?

Chris Mason is in ejaculatory mood, what with it being a Labour government doing all the U-turns this year. Interestingly, you can superimpose him over Uriah Heep in an illustration from Dickens and it still sort-of works, albeit speccier. #WelfareBill

“Could you be very brief, Peter, the producer says we’ve got to get some loonies from the Wetherspoons beer garden on.” #bbcaq

Any Labour government’s communication is going to be ineffective when it has to go through a mainstream media overseen by Tim Davie and Robbie Gibb. #bbcaq

Banning performers on the basis of unpalatable band names would sound the death knell for the likes of Dead Kennedy’s and Napalm Death. #bbcaq