Er … no, Mary, you wear a mask to prevent your own lurgy spreading to others. Why didn’t the chair put her right? #bbcaq

Just fade this loony out like O’Brien sometimes does. #bbcaq

I posit that blanket coverage by the national broadcaster, with particular reference to the previous host of this show, has not a little to do with Reform's popularity. #bbcaq

It worked too: Long buckled under and started agreeing with Badenoch. #C4News

Badenoch employs the rightwing manoeuvre of playing the victim when challenged. #C4News

Narrator: The press conference today was *entirely* about politics and the Conservative Party. #C4News

The chatbot did not say "sorry my mistake", it said "well noticed!" #bbcaq

Christopher Hope in the rightwing journo chair is peak Robbie Gibb. #bbcaq

Michelle Mone can be expelled from the House of Lords by a simple majority vote in the Commons, and then in the House of Lords. Like if she needs to go. RT if she has to go.

That right @mrjamesob.bsky.social, get the ex-Murdoch shill told. #PMQs

Ladies and Gentlemen, the entire history of the internet distilled into two consecutive posts… #Budget

To paraphrase Dracula, "Listen to them, the members of the right. What misogyny they make." #Budget

It is eminently clear that anything that incriminates Trump will be redacted. #C4News

Remember when the client journos' mantra re. Al Johnson was 'he got all the big calls right'? #C4News

For balance, Chris Philp should never be interviewed unless Mick Lynch is also present. #C4News

I agree with that part of Sheila’s call where she said she hadn’t thought it through. #bbcaq

The non-work-friendly way Spitting Image portrays Starmer can be seen on Youtube right now. @LBC @mrjamesob.bsky.social

“Elon Musk isn’t here to defend himself.” #bbcaq

If you know, you know. #bbcaq

Not naturally inclined to defend Lammy but the PMQs Tory stand in asked if *an asylum seeker* had been incorrectly released, which was not the case and #C4News knows this because they mentioned it yesterday. Also, Long's rank bad interviewing style inclines one to sympathise with the interviewee.

You shouldn’t have asked Derek if he wanted to lop off Mr. Mountbatten Windsor’s head if you didn’t want him to think laterally, Anita. #bbcaq

"People who flew the Saltire during the Scottish independence referendum aren't here to defend themselves." #bbcaq

"Andrew Mountbatten Windsor isn't here to defend himself." #bbcaq

"Queen Elizabeth II isn't here to defend herself." #bbcaq

I'm getting nostalgic for the time when there was Monbiot instead of a dickhead on the #bbcaq fourth chair.

@mrjamesob.bsky.social creates curious Peckinpah/Brecht collaboration with 'Bring me the head of Arturo Ui'. @LBC

Coffey sitting in York University expounding on Tory policy's benefits to London is a curious misreading of the room. #bbcaq

James O'Brien's work providing amusing commentary on @LBC currently being undone by ex Scum hack Natasha Clark coming on and saying how good Bad Enoch's speech was. Pay what it takes, bring back Theo.

So that ‘Suzanne meet Marcia’ bit went swimmingly… #bbcaq

Are there any reports that George Monbiot was arrested for murder after last night's recording? Because I'm listening to it happening right now. #bbcaq

I've only heard a clip but Farage's Swan-eating regurgitation was seemingly unchallenged by Ferrari beyond "Oh, really? I thought it was only Koi Carp." @LBC @mrjamesob.bsky.social

Maybe don't invite panelists on from think tanks where this applies... #bbcaq

I suspect, if the phone lines hadn’t gone, that bellend would have been kept on all show. #bbcaq

Perhaps mention that Glinner advised his blue-tick-wanker X followers to kick trans-identifying males in the balls. #bbcaq

Valhalla is not a 'cryptic' reference to Viking mythology, it is an explicit one. #C4News

Bog-brush jacksie impalement makes you sound more like Tiny Tim than Jason Rees-Mogg. I have empirical evidence of that. @LBC @mrjamesob.bsky.social

At home with Chris Mason.

Sherelle Jacobs' contribution are the final proof that Daily Telegraph recruitment policy has 'batshit crazy' as a minimum requirement. #bbcaq

People have been trying to climb the greasy pole for as long as there's been people. #bbcaq

Labour scandals cause Chris Mason to ejaculate at Warp Factor 9; when it was the Tories he could barely muster a 3.

@mrjamesob.bsky.social Get your bildungsromans right. David Copperfield.

“Keep it short, Paul, because you’re being decent and we’ve got knobheads waiting to come on.” #bbcaq

Funnily, the phrase ‘sorry, go away’ also came to my mind there, but directed at the caller, more saltily phrased and minus the apology. #bbcaq

Yes, call the bigot back, why don't you? #bbcaq

Having non-longer-politician Rees Mogg on #bbcaq is peak Gibb.

#c4news needs to keep Krishnan on hand to deal with these propagandists. Matt doesn’t have what it takes.

@mrjamesob.bsky.social Did you intend for a preview featuring Ferrari bemoaning crime escalation to come on *immediately* after you'd trailed a feature on dodgy news outlets bemoaning crime escalation, or was it just fortuitous timing? #LBC

The deer saw Isobel and didn’t return the compliment. #bbcaq

The Jacqui Smith response to Oakeshitt is the only correct one. #bbcaq https://youtu.be/4f_XsXDcLXQ?si=3dPqN_z3JtkTcb_i

The host could maybe have mentioned that Guido Fawkes' editorial stance leans somewhat to the right of Genghis Khan. #bbcaq