taylor swift’s face is botched so bad

imagine being new to atlanta and seeing ALM on every other car not knowing it’s atlanta luxury motors and not all lives matter 😭

she’s an “ethical” billionaire but she used AI to make her stupid ass easter egg videos instead of paying an artist

detroit style is the superior form of pizza

the venn diagram of people who think ‘wood’ is a clever song and whose favorite author is colleen hoover is a circle

we don’t talk enough about how horny the radiate app is

idk man i just feel like given the events of the world being an edm content creator with a large platform spending a week crying on the internet about lost luggage when you’re the one who chanced it with frontier is kinda tone deaf

ppl saying becca bloom is relatable is insane babe you have more in common with a NYC rat eat the rich includes her 🗣️

ATL being your home airport ruins every other airport for you bc wdym my luggage isn’t at the carousel when i arrive and it takes 30 minutes to finally get to me?????

being next in line at TSA and not paying attention should be a federal offense bc why are they having to shout at you to move forward

Imo, America isn’t going to have a Nepal type uprising until unemployment rates hit a similar level (~11%). Most employed ppl can’t risk being ID’d or arrested at a protest deemed “violent” or “radical” bc they’ll lose their job. And hardly any of us can go w/out income for more than a few months.

both fantasy teams won, placed top 4 in my chopped league, and both my nfl survivor entries are safe

i wish facebook marketplace had comments so bad

dog rescues will be like “mr glitter pants needs a fenced in yard, two dog companions, a human who’s home 23 hours a day, $97/week food, monthly grooming, and a trust fund” and then keep wondering why mr glitter pants isn’t getting “any interest” 💀

why so many romance bookstores and why no moody thriller/horror bookstores

eat the rich includes becca bloom

between 6 of my friends they have had 8 baby girls i don’t know a single person with a baby boy maybe men are going extinct 🙏🏻

nobody loves this emoji 👹👹👹 the way i do

too much discourse about “song of the summer” not enough discourse about overthrowing the government

having a negative opinion on taylor swift and posting that opinion on your mark zuckerberg or elon musk owned social media platform is actually fucking insane fyi

is anyone else elbows deep in the saga of the woman who fell in love with her psychiatrist???

ah so overconsumption for ourselves wasn’t enough we needed to also buy accessories for our labubus sure sure

not to sound insane but 95 really isn’t that bad when the humidity is only 50%

the casting for fantastic four was atrocious especially pedro pascal send tweet

guys the wendy’s by me uses AI to take your order now 🫠

the trisha paytas joke isn’t even funny because her baby was born 10 days ago pls stop with the same goddamn punch line over and over

the new snack wraps suck quit lying

i have no interest in starting my own business but i would like someone to hire me to be the order packer like please let me galavant around your inventory room putting packages together i’m begging

new big brother watcher here- do they always cry this damn much??? omg

chris is fucking INSANE- he has 100% driven more than one woman to intense therapy he is terrifying #loveislandusa

cierra and nic just being like edited out and no acknowledgement is crazy #loveislandusa

WHY IS EVERYONE DEFENDING CHELLEY TRYING TO CLAIM TWO MEN BE SO FUCKING FORREAL????? #loveislandusa

all the men ganging up on amaya is my 13th reason fuck this show what the fuck

i know the mf who sucked multiple women’s toes isn’t telling huda she did too much 💀 #loveisland

hey AXS what the fuck after 13 mins in queue????

which one of you bitches voted for HUDA????????? be so serious

i hate to see a man on the phone at the grocery store bc i just know he’s asking his gf the stupidest fucking question you’ve ever heard

"Does she not see what me and Jeremiah have?" Uh, no Huda. She literally just got here. #Wtf #LoveIsland

this love island challenge is absolutely stomach churning please make it stop

white women owned brands finding a way to gentrify mahjong like it’s bunco was not on my bingo card

i’ve been sick for nearly a month and i think it’s now turned into an ear infection a week before my 15 hour flight to japan i’m actually going to jump off a bridge

sitting in the break room listening to a gal coworker ask a guy coworker the intricate details of his wife being pregnant- if they were trying, did she get her IUD out, etc. like????? 😵‍💫

impulsively got curtain bangs yesterday only to remember this morning i don’t own a blow dryer which is insane on its own

you know what propaganda i’m not falling for? NUULY. $98/month is insane i fear. that implies i’m spending at least that much a month as-is on clothing. not to mention you’re telling me you can order 6 things and not only do they all fit but you like them? cannot relate 🥲

at old navy with scott and really connecting spiritually with the 4 other women in here helping dress their partners lmao

i hate trying to decipher if my headaches are caused by caffeine withdrawal, dehydration, not eating enough, stress, hormones, impending death, or nothing at all

“joe why don’t you go stand on the beach over there and pretend to find closure over your sister’s death” #survivor48

if mitch spent 1% of his energy on actually doing fucking anything rather than talking about making moves maybe we wouldn’t be so bored #survivor48

Liz Wilcox mention ugh what an icon! #survivor48

clocking in for another week of these losers twiddling their thumbs and singing kumbaya #survivor48