You (Kinnear) are CEO of a mine. Your GM (Moyes) spends £70m on new rock trucks and bulldozers. He parks those in the yard, runs old machines and rentals that break down all the time. The fleet can't move enough rock to feed the crushers... Is he GM next year? The fuck he is. Moyes Out.

What fucking Genius designed that corner routine? Against Yanited, as if the VAR wouldn't have a million excuses to deny any goal scored with that nonsense going on. A team of highly paid football coaches came up with that... And Moyes approved it. Fuck the lot of them off. 🤯

We don't concede that goal if Myko plays, because even he isn't stupid enough to wander around in the middle of their half when he's last man back at a corner...

With Moyes we Rust. Get this nan-haired relic away to fuck.

'Freshen it up a bit' eh, Moyes? Fucking rotten selection, tactics, set-pieces and subs yet again. What exactly is he doing for his SIX MILLION POUNDS A YEAR ??? Shite coach.

Here's a plan: leave NOBODY back, then take the corner short and dick about with it. Wankers.

25 minutes it's took to make that sub. Now he does it after we've conceded. Moyes is washed man.

Michael Fucking Keane back on his own!!!! Fuck off you stupid cunts

Nice hospital ball from Tarks. Dope.

This team has zero composure. None. That's what we need to buy, more than anything.

Fucking hell. TB and his fucking shoulder again...🤬

Garner being a low-key shithouse so far, kicking and heading everything first time instead of controlling the ball...

Tactics: "close down everything and hope something drops for you up there". 🫤

STATE of that defending Keane like a fucking statue in the middle of mayhem. 🤮

Oh well. COYB. Let's do these twats !!

Alcaraz injured in training says Moyes. 😕

Moyes to US tv... "We wanted to freshen it up a bit" by playing Michael fucking Keane??? Fuck off man, you're demented.

Ahem...

My team: 4141 JP Garner Tarks JB Myko Rohl Armstrong KDH Ndiaye George Barry Moyes: 4231 JP Patto Tarks Keane JB Garner Gana Armstrong KDH Ndiaye Barry

We all mentally prepared for Keane to be crowbarred into the team tonight, with Jarrad at LB behind Armstrong? 🫣

Struck once again by just how grimly attritional PL football is this season. Beautiful game it is not 🤮

Matty Cash has 100% dyed his scalp, the bald-denying twerp 🤣

See EFC have put out a Michael Keane sanctification video... That'll be another contract extension for him, and a transfer request from O'Brien in the summer then... 🤮

Mandelson and Epstein were Russian and/or Israeli agents working to compromise UK and US politics. Farage likewise. Trump, Johnson and Andrew are dirty narcissists easily honey-trapped into being Putin's bitches. Expect show-trials, patsies, aggressive cancers and jail suicides as cover-ups proceed.

Hahahaha. Trump is such a dopey cunt

Xg was 3-1 to us. Robbed there like we robbed Fulham Saturday. But playing those two at fullbacks and two DMs at home though, just no need for it.

Pickford 5 Myko 3 Branthwaite 7 Tarkowski 3 O'Brien 3 Gana 5 Garner 6 George 4 Barry 3 Ndiaye 6 Moyes 2

Typical Everton gut punch. And 2 weeks to simmer on it. Fuck off.

All that chaos came from Mykolenko fucking up at the other end. Twat of a player.

Oh you cunts, not again....

Mykolenko is a fucking hopeless dope.🤬

You know what, its Iraola that's coached these to foul, dive, cry and cheat on every contact. He can fuck off, not interested in Everton ever playing this cynical cheatball. 🤮

I ALWAYS think he's gonna miss 🤯 Skiliman 💙💙💙💙💙

Bournemouth's press is insane, but they won't keep it up... we need to stay patient and play in their half

Absolute whining shithouses these Cherries 😭

No Keane, No McNeil... small mercies 😁 Come on you hubbly bubbly big beautiful blue boys !!! 💙💙💙

Niasse on the club's Dockside Live YouTube show... Just revealed that he started as a right back - a very good one - before converting to a striker.... What could have been eh? 🤣

My team: 433 / 4141 JP Patto Jake JB Myko Garner Rohl KDH Ndiaye George Barry Moyes: 4231 JP Jake Tarks JB Myko Garner Gana Armstrong KDH George Beto

Dancing up to the nearest kopshite tomorrow like...

Guehi has some record tho... Beat the RedShite 4 times this season 😎 And jilted them ... Love it.

Hahaha. Hold that you fucking red shite. Be looking down on you soon

So funny. So, so funny I am breathless Hahahaha hahahahah 🤣😭🤣😭🤣😭🤣😭🤣😭🤣😭

Please someone clip that shot of Haaland's dad pissing himself laughing 😎

Tremendous scenes 😁😁😁 Well I never felt more like singing the Blues, etc

Hahahaha. Penalty 🤣😎🤣😎🤣😎🤣😎🤣😎🤣 Fash bastard. Hope Semenyo takes it tho....

Get in you little beauty. Commentators instantly make an appeal to VAR and mourn the goal Cry more you kopite cunts 😭😎😭😎

A two man wall though. Knobheads.

Oh get to fuck. "From a million miles out" against "the biggest goalie you've ever seen" Just desperately sad how cunty these people are.

Salah, diving shitbag. To nobody's surprise.

Konate does a judo, no penalty. Premier League: Corrupt as fuck.