"Who the fuck said pss pss?" #cats #catsofbluesky

Relatable. #programming #devs

A highschool friend decided to travel & visit me. He still thinks we're in highschool. I'm already plotting on having him cut his trip short (he decided to stay for a month). Ideas people? Deportation was on the table.

Isn't she the cutest mama spider? 😍 This is a nursery web spider (Pisaura lama) carrying her egg sac. #spiders

Hi. 👋🏾

"You dead, bro?" #catsofbluesky #meme

@alslips.bsky.social Since retiring, I've been out of the forensic lipreading (lip speaking) scene for nearly a decade. Any tips/advice on current methods and/or useful tech/resources to get back into it as a freelancer? (I'm bilingual)

I'm having one of those "Oh, right." days. (balls still intact though)

Oh my, look at how much you've grown #BlueSky! I remember when you were *this* 🫳🏾 tall! 🥲

Happy belated New Year everyone

Mr. Meowdward the CEO of Whiskas spotted in a supermarket in Türkiye #cats #catsofbluesky

"To me, the thing that is worse than death is betrayal. You see, I could conceive death, but I could not conceive betrayal." - Malcolm X #quotes

Truth.

womp womp

Accurate.

Social media platform that has grown in exodus from Elon Musk’s X is accused of not declaring user numbers

The void cat absorbing the star's heat. #cats #catsofbluesky #blackcats

A joint Kuwaiti-Danish excavation has uncovered a 4,000-year-old temple on the island of Failaka in Kuwait #archaeology #Kuwait #Mesopotamia #History #Religion www.biblicalarchaeology.org/daily/ancien...

GrapheneOS version 2024111800 released: grapheneos.org/releases#202... See the linked release notes for a summary of the improvements over the previous release. Forum discussion thread: discuss.grapheneos.org/d/17474-grap... #GrapheneOS #privacy #security

Can't believe this is a thing. But my question was answered: "People are undergoing unnecessary eye surgery because people on social media did it?" "Of course. People ate laundry detergent because people on social media did it."

A ship's horn sounded as she spoke and she joked, "I think it's Elon Musk," before adding, "I'm not afraid of you, fuck you, Elon Musk." #quotable #news #musk

The Lost Children - excellent documentary about the 4 children who survived a plane crash in the Amazon jungle in Colombia last year. Worth watching!

Mine is 2024, I'll change it in 2025 just so you know.

Congrats to @bluesky for all the new users My 2 cents. Find every news source the has an RSS feed or equivalent and create accounts that that show their public deeds on here under @johndoetimesfeed That way we all get access to news without having to wait for them to create accounts first.

Had to give him a boop on the snoot, couldn't help myself. #voidkitty #catsofbluesky #cats

Made 1kg (2.2 big macs) worth of homemade meatballs for the boys. I must say I'm a pretty good chef when the wife isn't around...

My stepson got off his desk after spending all day studying for an exam & sighed, "Why is the universe so hard?" I feel you son. 🤣

Guardian will no longer post on Elon Musk’s X from its official accounts

Welp! It's time to mute the news until Wednesday! Good luck.

Pet owners understand this.

"What's this crap? Get me real food, asshole." #caturday #catsofbluesky #cats

TV station in Norway run by people with learning disabilities, autism and ADHD Awesome! ❤️

Advertise your account with just one image.

"If you can't understand it without an explanation, you can't understand it with an explanation." - Murakami #relevant #quotes

1) My most recent trip really opened my eyes on the goodness & humanity of people who have suffered unspeakable atrocities. A man refused huge sums of money for rescuing me because, "Helping people cleanses my soul".

Planning a road trip through a warzone, what could go wrong? #whydoilistentopeople

“I felt exactly how you would feel if you were getting ready to launch and knew you were sitting on top of two million parts — all built by the lowest bidder on a government contract.” — John Glenn

@chuckwendig.bsky.social can't help noticing that in my 2nd reading of Wanderers, Stover keeps stroking his beard when pissed. You have a beard... Am I on to something here? 🤔

Colombiaaaaa! 🇨🇴 #copaamerica

Note to self: Don't hold the phone as a front seat passenger. Phone gave me a shiner on my left eye when we got rear ended. Ricocheted right off the dashboard at 40kmph. Ouch.

Someone told my wife, "You shouldn't let your husband wash the dishes, that's your job." Never seen a man so throughly demolished verbally. 10/10 would watch my badass wife do it again.

Watched a comedy reality show last night called, 'Presidential Debate'. 2 senile old fools insulting each other like playground kids to win leadership of a nation. Y'all need a real political system. #usa

Why is anyone still surprised that a country with a history of #humanrights abuse since inception is still doing this? #Israel #Palestine #Gaza

We always keep a pack of hotel style slippers by the door for people when they come over. No shoes allowed in my home, but no need to walk around barefoot either.

Me standing reading some ancient gravestone. Random twat: Take off your hat. Me: What? Why? It's raining. Him: It's offensive to wear a hat in a cemetery. *looks around* Sir, I don't think the dead give a shit, kindly piss off.

Pelusa 💕 #cats #catsofbluesky