A v-neck so deep it carries promise not only of a belly button but also moral decay, recklessness even

There are babies who are older than your joke about the age of my brita filter

She showed me the cinnamon roll with the tenacity of an influencer breaking bread without intent to neither share nor eat the oversized bun

A heavily boiled thanksgiving texture bringing to mind your now poorly aging ex

The agility with which a big mac is slammed into its paper container

Trying to maintain authority as you wait for your plain omelette at the hotel breakfast

I lk wish you would all move to Lisbon

DJ:n Johan Norling åkte till Ukraina för att spela och upptäckte en livlina för queerhet, ung livslust och ren överlevnad. www.flamman.se/jag-gastade-...

It's worth more when Americans protest on the streets because they really aren't so used to not driving

I smelled Davidoff Cool Water in the public pool locker rooms and was thrown into a time warp. Now I'm not gay anymore

People playing bagpipes are making those tracks up as they go along

I miss the segments in 90s dance music videos where there would be sped up footage of clouds

J’adore Wetherspoons

Mars bar dick veins

What are we gonna do with all this ambient

The world is burning and the call to activism is a screenshot of a tweet posted on instagram, containing a joke on "how your e-mail finds me"

What did Calatrava design in your hometown

When you say ”reclaimed wood” it means you stole it from a trash pile or

Want to read old travel tips in mid 00’s Monocle Magazine and see how it went

Am I experiencing my first real vacation? Birkenstock tanlines

Do you still have the photo of the router with the password

Whats the latest thing you bought from the UNESCO online shop? shop.unesco.org/en/collectio...

Kind reminder to please archive your posts from the pandemic years

We forgot about Mariah Carey’s efforts in Precious (2009) real quick

That’s so cool, wow

Germans are developing sarcasm and it’s making fellow Europeans nervous

The type of lesbian that wears oversized y2k style shorts, like a lost member of Limp Bizkit 👍🏻

Airplane food is healthy, balanced and beautifully presented in apetizing and chic 'special' wrapping, enjoy your meal

Comfort reading comments on youtube clips with Tenor Saw

Polo Ralph Lauren is downtown Carhartt WIP

I feel your promo text is beautiful, innovative, energetic and sensual. Wow

I liked you better online 💔

Commenting "ID?" all over your shitty mix to take the piss

Incredible new food trend at my house to ”slow toast” bread by leaving it out 24h then eating with a hammer and fork, enjoy

Drawing from both old school Chicago, Italo, and contemporary producers, DJ City presents a contemporary but classic vista of the timeless four-to-the-floor sound for the 51st edition of PHANTASYMIX. Listen here: lnk.to/DJC51AM

What makes a man sexy? Parking tickets littering the car, cash, bottle opener on key chain, IPTV, eu size 45 shoes, hot sauce, torn underwear, female friends, cheap haircuts

I am so excited for you

I wanna be real honest and up front about the fact that draft beer in general, if served right, is a million times better than to suckle from a bottle or can.

Gonna be a bit crazy here and give the Aldi Salade Niçoise a 1 of 5 though, just because I feel it’s partly my own fault that I decided to try and eat it

Staff involved in the boarding process at airports should be allowed to have a shot of vodka every time someone says "I have travelled with this bag many many times"

Honestly, you're being very Charthartt WIP Double Knee right now

White man, thirty-nine years old, learning to crip walk (dance)

Conforming to US cultural imperialism and exchanging ”haha” for ”hehe”

Play truth or dare and the dare is to ask a record store owner about the origins of UK garage

Feeling very his & hers w Kendrick Lamar and FKA Twigs new albums atm

Me too bro, I fucking love pesto

Arca is the Manu Chao of gay people

I hate your Birkenstocks but I love your right to wear them