today's mental screensaver is helmut getting knotted by his werewolf husband <3

time for ajs hater hour i respect anyone drawing any form of caligari but when i see a humanoid cal that isnt a fat fuck im like what. who is this man. thats not my mushroom i dont know him i remember seeing someone who gave him eyes and i was like no!!!!!! no youve massacred my fungus!!!!!!!!

mhrhmhmmg caligari in a slutty frilly little outfit with his big stupid schlonk peeking out from underneath his skirt.......

not that anybody asked but janus WAS caged for an entire month leading up to their wedding

going by averages it's likely lily and janus were dating while lily was still getting periods which is incredible news for janus because as someone who loves eating pussy and also blood,

hmmm silly little scene where lily pretends to be a clueless curious woman who wanders into the lair of a big scary monstrous spider and the spider snatches her up and haha well... u know ;)

looking myself in the eyes saying "you do not need to buy horny art of the mushrooms. you need to buy a car"

helmut not quite in the mood for sex so instead hes holding a fleshlight for bob to fuck while they make out and cuddle in bed 🥰

*sits bolt upright in bed from a dead sleep* ldg is the one who gets pregnant but when the baby is close to being born caligari is inexplicably the one who gets the big milkable tits

no coherent thoughts in me tonight just L desperate for mushroom cock demanding that caligari fucks her until she forgets how to use her legs again

last night's delirious milfshrooms scenario

will never tire of the thing where characters are having sex and one of them is like "shit fuck wait" to try and warn the other that theyre about to blast but they cant actually get the words out because theyre too busy being about to blast

it takes a metric fuckton of alcohol to get janus drunk but when hes there he gets sooo silly. he WILL start singing, if there's karaoke nearby he is hijacking it immediately and probably dragging lily up there too, if only to dance with her while he sings

couple dynamic i really like is when after they have sex one of them is energized and ready to get shit done and the other is ready to pass the fuck out

now the milfshrooms (cal/L/penny) thoughts are descending..... cal fucking L from behind while shes making out with penny..... 🤤

lily putting together a presentation on the resilience of the human skull when under high pressure and exactly how much weight it would take to do real damage, not for science reasons but to convince janus it's safe for him to sit on her face

watching the caldg miis fuck around yelling GET OFF THE SEESAW AND GO GET YOUR WIFE PREGNANT

humanoid-ish caligari has a massive stupid mushroom hog but make no mistake janus's dick is four inches at ABSOLUTE maximum and by god he knows what to do with it

carefully sorting my discord channels into "contains people who know i'm a piss freak" and "contains people who cannot prove i'm a piss freak"

i feel like we've lost the plot on the term milf and people just use it to mean a curvy woman now. like did u forget the m part. the whole thing is she's a mom. she's got a kid. and yeah that might means she has a "mom bod" but i always thought milf was less an aesthetic and more of an archetype

a bit ive always thought it would be funny to do during sex is every time the other person says your name you go "yeah? 🙂 whats up you need something?"

tomodachi spiderlily is making me think about the "business partners crushing on each other like mad" stage of their relationship

janus leaning into lilys little terato-centric breeding kink by telling her how lovely she would look with a womb full of spiderlings 🥰

ok seriously how the hell are people finding me what is going on. what algorithm is delivering random text posts to people

the type of dumb shit theyre doing in the basement

bob coming home from a long day all tuckered out, takes a nice hot shower and gets into bed with helmut and they cuddle and make out and bob is already dozing off but then he feels that helmut is hard and hes like aw honeybear do you want me to help u with that ❤️

their love letters for sure got real horny sometimes. janus starts it by writing all poetically about how perfect her body is and how he wants to touch her and worship her and make her feel good

also happy easter. lily helping coax eggs out of spidermode janus's massive throbbing ovipositor 🥰 whilst naked ofc because theres a lot of goo involved and it makes cleanup easier ❤️❤️ and yea maybe shes pausing every few minutes to touch herself with a hand covered in that goo 😊 god bless 🥰🥰❤️

when they first start working together janus typically leaves lily alone while shes working cuz he doesnt wanna bother her (he wouldnt be much help anyway) but eventually she invites him into the dissection room to look at something weird she found in one of the cryptids

they need to shoot me out of a cannon for the things i want spiderlily to do to each other

its officially the season of melting in a warehouse for eight hours a day so if anyone wants a perpetually sweaty boydyke to toss around hit me up

and some horny stuff to go with the blurb on tumblr

LDG is busy #Fanart #Sadbossa

who are you people. how are you getting in.

sometimes you look at a character and go damn it they WOULD be into [kink i'm not into] wouldnt they.

hi hello. lily harigali in nothing but a lab coat with a scalpel clenched between her teeth. ty.

[somno talk] L getting up before cal (that guy REALLY likes to sleep now that he can) and going out into the house but having a crazy case of the morning horny so she goes to check on him in bed and hes still asleep but he IS torqued up so she just climbs up there and rides him while he snoozes 🥰🥰

shes a cutie and i love her and im insane about her

grrrrr caligari cumming in his wife aaaaaaaaaaaah

ironically i COULD see caligari having a thing for feet

re: tumblr post about the caldg expies, theres a very specific scenario in my mind thats driving me nuts where the cryptids call janus while theyre tracking someone down because they have some issue except janus and lily are banging when they call

early post rebraining helmut moaning like an absolute WHORE anytime him and bob get into anything more than chaste kisses. bob starts kissing his neck and he turns into a porn sfx soundboard. and hes not even playing it up it really is just that intense

cal and L having a nice peaceful morning and when it starts to rain theyre in the kitchen doing whatever food crimes they do but the weather is making them progressively hornier until eventually L grabs him and they both hiss "PROPAGATE." and then go at it raw on the kitchen table

been a while since i drew mlp but its important that i keep my header two ponies banging so everyone knows where i stand. gotta respect my roots

boy the bots are actin up lately huh

i will never ever ever give caIigari a head but god i wanna see him eat L out. she needs to grab him by his skull or his hair if he has it and hook her legs over his shoulders and fuck his stupid face. but she shan't because he is not allowed to have a face. she likes him being a void too much.

i am not immune to character covered in something that it takes u a second to realize is weird alien jizz

also really really like to imagine calla lily au caldg both crushing on penny like crazy. they want her so bad. fucking each other while they talk about how hot she is and afterwards being like we have GOT to get that milf in bed with us we're gonna go insane