Shut the fuck up

Hey life isn’t fun or cool

In search of a guitar string sugar daddy, hmu with any leads

Yoo shoutout to that time c. Dec 2009 when I managed to qualify for regional orchestra, but once I got the music I realized I was in way over my head; I got 8/8th chair & played *so* softly during rehearsals. It wound up getting cancelled day-of due to a blizzard & I found g*d in that moment

Feel like a mouse scurrying around for a little whiff of cheese

Awww my favorite thing rn is my cats tryna go outside & then immediately looking at me like 🤨 ‘make the snow go away???’ Also we have a show in west philly this Friday 12/19, dm for address;)

Fuck I need money to preorder Horse The Band’s merch. Can you order a hat shirt pls & thank you? yy1kxy.bandcamp.com/merch

I’m addicted to Shellac fkn sue me

Psst did you know the point of life is to help ease each other’s suffering;)

R.L. Stine’s Goosepimps

Hey, let’s like *actually eat the rich* 1/1/26

UPDATE: I’m working with Garty from Really Rad to get our music taken off Spotify [they are the admin for our distributor]. It really bothers me that our music’s still up on there; fuck Spotify, get Apple Music, it’s essentially the same catalog-wise w/ some stuff Spotify didn’t have

@google your company is so funny cause yall used to straight up say “do no evil” and then when you started doing evil you just stopped saying it😂

Finding a lot of inspiration in Fleetwood Mac’s Tusk + Rumours lyrics this week, goddamn

Ayy if you haven’t turned off push notifications [for nearly everything, at least all the social medias] on yr phone I highly recommend it. I still use my phone plenty, but I have more n more moments where I’m looking at my home screen thinking there’s nothing for me on here & it feels good

Chicken Noodle Soup for the Based Soul

Hey have you noticed that our government doesn’t really govern?

Calling it now, somebody’s bout to blow up the internet soon

@microsoft.com hey you should probably fully divest from Israel’s military/government & suspend all contracts immediately, that would be the companyily thing to do

Is the gov going to issue gas masks to citizens if you need those now to exercise your right to protest?

How about we make sure everybody has safe affordable housing & food before you worry about investing more in fucking AI

My dad walked by while Kendrick’s DNA was on & he said “man rapping is such easy money”. I said let’s see you try it then, he laughed & said “not easy money for me”💀

If you’re interested in going in on some land / shipping containers / solar panels with a group, lemme know. Looking to start a ‘commune’ in PA [or anywhere, what’s up VT/NH/Canada] based on simple missions of becoming more connected to our planet, less dependent on social media/bigtech, &resisting

My phone and I are engaged in a game of chicken where we see who throws whom into the ocean first

This isn’t even our country, we live on fucking stolen land

I can’t fucking eat when there are kids experiencing IPC Phase 4 & 5 famine in Gaza right now. The people in power will not cede an inch until they are forced to do so, we have seen exhibited this for decades. TIME TO REVOLT, CLASS SOLIDARITY

Way to set up society so people have to risk losing everything in order to take time to protest / organize / stand up for crimes against humanity being broadcast to us all [Israel didn’t have to choose to allow the Palestinian genocide to be streamed worldwide]. Let alone just getting sick.

Yooo check out the alien files at dpiarchive dot com before they’re taken down😵

Hey what if DIY bands across the country formed a ~resistance network~ like today?

Really convenient for American citizens rn that we have the world’s most f’in crazy advanced over budgeted military…

Is it feasible to create a DIT social media network? Not owned by lizards? Does anyone know of any independent projects like this in the works (or related online resistance projects)?

Posting about anything other than US/geopolitics and class war is legit insane rn

Really considering quitting my job today & dedicating all my time to resisting the regime. Who’s in the same boat?

Went into a bank yesterday w/ the intention of applying for a credit card & saying I wanna max it out & I’m not gonna pay it off to see what would happen. I wound up just applying for a credit card, and the dude had the same exact birthday as me

Sexy single AR-15s in my area

How dare you prey upon my desire for $5,236 in relief checks that are in MY name

Lost insurance for the 500th time, god bless America

The way that life is set up is actually fucking insane. Gonna take our music off spotify & get rid of all (or nearly all) social media here soon, probably within the next couple weeks.

Chords are fake, just make your own voicings

TIE INSURANCE TO YOUR EMPLOYERS THEY SAID. IT’LL BE GOOD FOR EVERYBODY THEY SAID.

David Lynch, I’ll be real with ya big dog I don’t even know what the owls are supposed to be seeming

Crisper Denim Company could be something

Started a gym playlist (lol) and so far it’s just the entirety of Hello Nasty. Spent three hours on it tho

They Might Be Giants

They should’ve given Shrek a full head a hair

Hahahahahahahaha

Where is the meals for $3 store

How are you gonna make this illegal w/ these egg prices?

Started my last 6 weeks waking up to a negative account balance, glad to see today didn’t disappoint🙃

Just thinking about this Deady + Aloner gig coming up NEXT FRIDAY 6/13. I play guitar in the world-class band Aloner now, check out our 2nd gig^ w/ the new line-up!!!