nobody: twitch streamers testing chat settings:

do you ever just bite your tongue so hard you have to cancel stream

we’ve been successfully selling creek water in a can for 43 years and calling it “Bud Light” i’m well aware of how impressionable americans are

all 49 other states: record-breaking, dangerously hypothermic temps south FL with 60° sunny weather:

RIP TikTok. It should’ve been Twitter

call me a fisherman the way im boutta use reels and shorts #tiktokban

interstellar aint got nothing on my time blindness bro tell me how i BLINKED and made four hours disappear

it’s all fun and games until you completely flip your circadian rhythm (i am suffering)

my fortune for today

chobani yogurt