🏩 ❤️‍🔥 💉 The Love Doctor is In💉 ❤️‍🔥 🏩 Cassy Cyanide, our resident love kitten, will take excellent care of you... if you're good.

🏩 ❤️‍🔥 💉 The Love Doctor is In💉 ❤️‍🔥 🏩 Misty Mandana is bringing a love cure right out of Pandora's Box.

It's criminal to use music with words as the ambiance in a yoga class

🏩 ❤️‍🔥 💉 The Love Doctor is In💉 ❤️‍🔥 🏩 Mercy, the creature who hasn’t decided if they want to eat, f#ck you, do both or nothing at all.

🏩 ❤️‍🔥 💉 The Love Doctor is In💉 ❤️‍🔥 🏩 Andromeda Gore will see you now. They don’t wanna be your girl, they wanna be your God.

UP NEXT 🚨 Let's get a little Love Sick 😈 💘 🏩

THANK YOU everyone who helped with the fundraiser on the 10th. Due to you showing up and throwing your well earned cash at the stage, and some really great colleagues/friends coming together to perform, Blassphemy! was able to raise over $2,000 to go toward 2026 production expenses!

Alabaster's birthday is coming up and SHE'S RAISING FUNDS FOR HER BLASSPHEMY PRODUCTIONS ABOUT IT. Who will we be seeing on the 10th?

HEAR YE! HEAR YE! If you are looking for a little hair of the dog treatment on January 18th, your hangover cure just arrived 😈 Come to Creepatorium for Morning Wood! Because mornings are hard... and so are we! Brunchtime show! Bloody Mary and Mimosa options are available for your responsible cons

The very first Denver Burlesque Weekly show roundup of 2026 shows is out! Start your year off with a BANG!

The very last Denver Burly industry newsletter of the year is out! Have you signed up to start your 2026 off right?

Want to end the year strong? Denver Burlesque show roundup it out now!

Denver Burlesque Industry newsletter is out for this upcoming week!

NEXT UP! January 10 at Lion's Lair. Blassphemy! celebrates Alabaster's Birthday AND has a fundraiser to increase 2026 Dancer guarantee pay! Get your tix now! Or sign up for a membership!

Wanna know what's happening in Denver and Surrounding Area burlesque this week??? December 18-24 is out now!

Denver Burlesque Industry newsletter for December 15-21 is out! The end of the year is a little light, but thank you for your continued support!

December 11-17 Burlesque Show roundup is out! This weekend is absolutely packed! You have your pick of the litter!

December 8-14 Denver Burlesque industry newsletter is out! Lots of casting calls, classes, and one coworking event coming up this week!

Denver's Burly Show roundup for December 4-10 is here! Be sure to check out next weeks shows too. It's a.. uh... packed weekend to say the least.

December shtuff

It's a light week for shows, but you should support anyway, and plan ahead for future shows! The latest Show roundup for November 27-Dec 3 is out now!

This week's Denver Burly Industry newsletter is out! There are a few casting calls and a virtual class happening on Thursday that you definitely don't want to miss!

Be sure to catch some shows this weekend! Next week is SPARSE! And by that, I mean... it's empty!

This is your last chance to catch Blassphemy in 2025!!!

🤘Tearing up the stage... Alabaster!🤘 Alabaster is a burlesque performer, producer, host, and two-time award-winning kitten with a knack for creating art out of chaos even she wasn’t expecting. She's known for her weird mix of grimy, comedic burlesque and totally unhinged narcissism.

This week!!! Linktr.ee/alabasterbutt

🤘Tearing up the stage... Cassy Cyanide🤘 Cassy Cyanide dazzles stages all over Denver and Beyond. Now, she keeps busy with her own recurring production, Heartbreak & Hotties: a Pop Punk burlesque tribute show, resident kitten of Blassphemy, and Co-producer of Booty in the Breakdown!!

🤘Tearing up the stage... Mercy! 🤘 Whether they’re bringing you a bloody burlesque performance, flying around a pole, or making you sweat, Mercy doesn’t ask for your attention; they take it. So lean forward and join them in the shadows. Mercy.

🤘Tearing up the stage... Kerri N'Fuego!🤘 trained in the ways of ”Sin city” but now a mile high city girl; this dancer is a spectacular variety style performer that will leave you smoldering.

🤘Tearing up the stage... Kreole Brat!🤘 Kreole Brat is a R&B flow artist with range. From photography to paint pouring canvases to shadow dancing & midnight ballerina activities, she does just about anything that keeps her creative, sexy & grounded.

SUPER EARLY BIRD PRICING IS HAPPENING NOW FOR DECEMBER ROULETTE BLASSPHEMY! Booty in the Breakdown is the ROULETTE version of Blassphemy!, meaning none of the performers know what songs they will be performing to! We just shuffle a playlist and set a timer!

I was productive today and washed all my laundry. Rewarded myself with a nice bubble bath. Too bad all my towels are down in the dryer...

Denver's Burlesque show roundup for November 6-12 is ready for your perusal!

Industry newsletter for the 3rd to the 9th is out! There are several casting calls 😍😍😍

This week's roundup is out! Hope you have a wonderful and SAFE Halloweekend!

Industry newsletter for the end of October! WHEW this month has been a doozy!

💥Introducing our other coproducer... Alabaster💥

Something a little different this month since I was ~*away*~

October 20-26 industry newsletter is out! Also Alabaster is back! So you'll start seeing actual updates to things again!

💥Introducing our Coproducer.... Anita Salsita💥

QUICK TURN AROUND!!! Next Blassphemy is November 8th! It's ALL METAL COVERS and super early bird pricing is A GOOOOOOOOOO Blassphemy! November 8, 2025 9:30pm $20 DOS (Cheaper before) @lionslairdenver #ButtsAndBreakdowns #BlASSphemy #BlassphemyDenver #DenverEvents #DenverWeekend #DenverBurlesque

💥Introducing.... La Santa Muerte💥

Come one! Come all! To MuerTease: A Dia de los Muertos Burlesque Show! Join Vivalesque and Alabastard productions on November 1st at Creepatorium to take part in this vibrant celebration of the Day of the Dead! #DenverBurlesque #DenverToDo #DenverEntertainment #DayOfTheDead #DiaDeLosMuertos

💥Introducing.... Ana Pedestal💥

TODAY IS THE F#CK!N DAY!!! Grab your cash money and head over to Lion's Lair for a booty shakin good time!

💥Introducing.... Reyna Muerta💥

💥Introducing.... Lady Peacock💥

INTRODUCING: MuerTease! A Dia de los Muertos Burlesque Show happening at Creepatorium on November 1st! It's a celebration to remember our dead through cabaret and community.

Denver Burlesque Show Roundup Newsletter! October 16-22 is out now! @cassycyanide.bsky.social

Have you RSVPd for co-working tomorrow? You need to if you want to get the Google Meet link or make sure there is room in the study room at the library! Get on it! We will see you there!