i hate a scared ass bitch. get over it hoe

people who are "too scared" to go to Seattle are also afraid of their own shadows. scary ass bitches.

i can't stand a bitch that follows every single rule. some of these are arbitrary, hoe!

genuinely love when a patient is ripping into me for no reason in front of a lobby full of witnesses cause then i get to see if i'm really in the wrong (usually i am not, and they validate me!!)

it's just no reason y'all should be waking a bitch up!

i really hate living under these heathens. it's either DV in the daytime or obnoxious sex at night😭 i'm not saying don't fuck, just please put a pillow in between the wall and headboard 💔

really tired of weird shit happening hehe

i'm already mad that i have to go to work tomorrow smh!!

hiding in the bathroom for five mins of peace

bitch i do rich shit, my money thick, thick

this morning sucks!!

me when my favorite rappers beef

bitches didn't eat or chew! they were tube fed!!

i rly hate when the girls come for JT, that's my goat 😔

i need people with kids to get a fucking grip

i haven't talked to this girl in 5 years wtf she doin messaging me

y'alllll they got me training someone and idk if i have the patience 😭

my coworker rly upset me today like fucking always

i can't believe no one's referenced the fact that a running joke about this mf was that he looks like he eats people. why would i empathize with a cannibal? 🤨

me when i have to tell my coworkers they fucked up

people are funny cause i tell them what their doctor's office tells me and then they go back to the doctor's office to "make sure." just for them to walk back with their tails in between their legs 🥳

i put a curse on this bitch like three years ago and it's not working quickly enough so ima do it again

i hope this new enemy of mine croaks 🩷

gonna smoke a j and let it gooooo

yalllllll i need a career change hehe

girllllllll i had a bad experience with a patient yesterday and i'm so aggravated with coddling adults that are old enough to be my MOTHER

i'm less than ten days away from hitting a year streak on reddit😭

i wish this dude would go find a different job so we could get a technician who actually knows what the fuck they're doing

my coworker is the missing step metaphor and everyone keeps falling in the cracks......but whatever let's let him keep on messing with people to feel a little bit of power

i'm still annoyed that my PA thought i was taking zinc cause i read an online article....like no girl, i read two peer reviewed studies 💔 i'm not like those other quacks 😭😭😭

my tummy hurts hehe. i think maybe from restarting my meds last night. but i am gonna try to be consistent with my meds again.

"i'd rather have a bandaid" don't care. didn't ask. plus, you're on blood thinners.

guilty of this myself, but. baby phlebotomists, PLEASE stop telling people that they NEED a butterfly every time. this is almost never true for most people. and you want your phleb to use the tool they are most confident in.

am i insane or is my pattern recognition uncomfortably accurate

bruh why they got hank goin to an incel camp with G.H.

i've been really enjoying the king of the hill reboot. at first i wasn't loving the time skip, but i get it now.

i hate a "you spoiled!" ass bitch. i will purposely spoil a series for you bitches out of spite alone

hate ai

my manager's funny cause she'll try to protect the company from frivolous spending by not ordering us the needles we need. nordstrom of the lab world is hilarious lmfao.

i'm so tired of spineless toddler parents. bitch hold your kid well or don't waste our time.

tomorrow's friday

the worst roommate i ever had would steal my shit, and then hide every little thing including toilet paper and pans in their bedroom. they would also still use my shit, including the toilet paper. some people can't live in community and i refuse to live with anyone like them ever againnnnn.

what is it called when your coworker has their priorities fucked up

management is silly 😔

another work week survived

when i'm in the beating a dead horse contest and my competition is someone who's still doing tiktok live panels about love island

i now understand why we had to protect pregnant people from discrimination

they just asked me to work OT

my coworker recommended her friend for our open position and so far i am not impressed

i absolutely love when someone tries to shove their urine in my ungloved hands. all bc they think their identity might be stolen from the pass through window. meanwhile they have a top 10 most common last name and an even more basic first🤨