Are you a thick boy with a belly? You may be entitled to compensation. (The compensation is me.)

Well if this isn’t me af…

A whole meal.

Proof of life. And chest.

😍🥰

Balls lookin extra sniffable

The fill in the blank words in no particular order are raw, cum, dick and butt. Also not enough offers.

Yall are nasty and don’t even know what I mean… but you can find out 👀

I need to **** *** all over some *** **** asap. -management

My Venmo, cashapp, Apple wallet, and Zelle are open for Juneteenth.

Aye lemme get in that labubuuty…

What’s weird is that when I do that much ketamine*, I just pass out *I’m in ketamine therapy.

I don’t post about my other life very often- but I’m really proud of the work I’m doing as social media director for the caucus!

Butts. Ft @pupvidhra.bsky.social

Someone I know (genZ) said the phrase ‘millennial cringe’ and I can’t stop thinking about it and chuckling. 🤭

❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ He’s THEEEEEE best!

And sometimes I wear clothes… (the faucet makes it look like I have a brass dick)

Question- why is saying BWC a thing? Genuine question.

For those curious it was a 360# shark squat for 10. 😮

When the bodybuilding trainer tells you you moved big weight very well- you believe it. 🤩

What’s a sexy euphemism for steam cleaning rugs and couches? Bc that’s what I did tonite…

Thanks @photon.dog !!!!

Just two good boys doing goodboy things. Right @sfeaglepup2024.bsky.social ?

I had an amazing time judging @iptc.bsky.social this weekend! Congrats to Pup Star Orion! It was so wonderful to see a community of pups who look out for and care about each other- and looking forward to what our winner will do for the community this year!

I’m giving out bad advice today. Respond to this squeeet with your questions.

If I had a chicken I would absolutely name her nugget.

Go see them do this!

Come say howdy when you see me! And check the link for details. IPTC: April 4-6.

With room aromatics now being ‘under scrutiny’ 🙄 Who wants to go in on a shipment from Europe? 🤣🤣

It was a highlight of MY week. What a joy!

When do we get mashup of evanescence’s ‘going under’ and Lady Gaga’s ‘disease’? Bc I need it.

“Why aren’t there protests?! Why isn’t there mobilization? Why aren’t Americans out in the streets?!” Because Black people are always the ones organizing and leading these protests and not only are we tired, we’re not cleaning up everyone else’s mess anymore. Do it yourself.

ATL is cute yall.

I need 4 self-motivated guys who want to change their life to come over, watch burlesque and learn the wagon wheel watusi with me.

Most popular mirror in Chicago.

Go listen to this very cute (and short) album!! open.spotify.com/album/5nmbKC...

Dynamo and Santa Paws!

How was yalls thanksgiving?

Just posting butt. (Get in here)

I’m appointing people to my cabinet. What would be in charge of and why?

Im in Ohio with my family. Did I just have a snowball fight with them? Yes.

Just a quick late night chest workout…

Howdy! Abt my TL 1) Black Lives Matter. All of them 2) Mental health is important 3) lots of thirst, pr0n, and nudity, so NSFW 4) no minors 🔞 5) I’m political- get into it 6) All bodies and genders welcome. ESP big boys 😍 ❤️ -🐺⚡️

Go take a listen. I’m on the second verse and chorus. open.spotify.com/track/0aqwFo...

Big mood apparently.

Can someone help me dig this out?

Oh there’s videos here now? Interestinggggggg

That’s a lie. I’m actually mad too.

I’m not mad. I’m disappointed.