Luna (aka Stinky) and I had an excellent #TigerPatrol at the park today. No doubt there was a Tiger Infestation and they needed a couple of real pro’s. We made sure there were no tigers around before we left. Meanwhile, “Ewan-ator the Urinator” was leaving puddles in the hallway. Gross.

#TigerPatrol training is moving along slowly. Little Wormy-Bum is actually showing a bit of aptitude! Solid snootering skills just a little weak on focus. Like approaching zero. Thankfully, he has a great teacher. Yes! Me. I only nipped him once today. Yay! Progress!!

Happy #TonguesOutTuesday to all you goodest boys and girls … and even little poopy-bums like Ewan. #ScottishTerriers #DogsofBluesky

Ok (my hooman is such a pain … right below the tail) … this is how you do #TonguesOutTuesday Take notes little padawan 🐣.

Yay! #TonguesOutTuesday !! Wait …. nooo! You want me to teach Mr. Wormy-bum ?? 🙄

Meh #TigerPatrol training is going slow. Not sure there’s anything going on in Ewan’s head at all. At least his stamina has improved

…and he’s gone! #dogs #naps

Mr. Wormy-Bum heard about #TonguesOutTuesday. I didn’t tell him so don’t blame me. Anyway, the little nuisance sleeps more than me (and that’s saying something!) so here you go.

My hooman insisted that I start teaching Mr. Wormy-bum the basics of dong a #tigerpatrol. OMG! So dumb. This will take forever 🙄 #ScottishTerriers

Ewan said he got giant teefs and wants to join #fangoutfriday. Being older and much, much wiser … I told him baby teefs didn’t count but here’s the most embarrassing picture I could find of him anyway #dogsofbluesky #scottishterriers

Bwuahaha … little nuisance had to go to the Vet today. Turns out his little bum is full of worms! I definitely will not use this against him … forever! 😎😜 I figured I’d show him a few of my best moves … I call this the “Gimme Treats” look. Very effective 👍

Ok, this is too much. I was having an amazing nap in my favourite sunny spot in the Living Room and I woke up to this! Almost blew kibbles out of my butt. This little shit is a menace! #scottishterriers #naps

What the heckers is this! It just started making this sound and won’t stop. Is it too late to bring it back?? I think my human has made a mistake. Probably had no idea this was going to happen because I was so wonderful and well behaved as a puppy. #scottishterriers #dogsofbluesky

Well, we had a rocky start. I growled at the little shit and he growled right back! He may be dumb as dirt but he’s got a lot of brass. Anyway, we found an activity we both enjoy! #scottishterriers #dogsofbluesky #naps

Definitely trouble brewing. It might just be a big poop? #dogsofbluesky #scottishterriers #terriers

Spring has sprung and something is new in Potato-land !!

Spring has sprung and something is new in Potato-land !!

Someone explain this “Spring” think to me again !?! #scottishterriers

What is this??? Smells like trouble … and milk-breath #ScottishTerriers #DogsofBluesky

Out for a #TigerPatrol on this fine sunny day and thought I could finally walk into the woods ON the snow.

Here’s a tip for all you puppers out there. Make sure you dress warm. To need to be alert on your #TigerPatrol. I hear they can change their spots! maybe it was stripes. Sneaky buggers. Anyway, be careful out there!

So … It’s not dinner time and you don’t have a treat in your hand so … Why exactly did you interrupt my afternoon nap?? #scottishterriers #dogsofbluesky

Pffft. Something, something, something … smell like an old hockey bag … bla, bla bla. I AM A TIGER HUNTER!! how humiliating 😖 #scottishterriers #dogsofbluesky

A dark, snowy night for a #TigerPatrol but like the big friggin’ hero I am, I’m out here making sure all the puppers can sleep soundly. Yup. That’s me. Unless I get something stuck between my toes. Then I’m a little sucky princess.

Got in a quick #TigerPatrol before the storm. Lots of tiger tracks!

Brrr … cold today Still found time to strike a manly pose by the lake before getting back to work snootering in the snow. #ScottishTerriers #Dogsofbluesky

I just KNOW there’s a tiger hiding in here. They are very sneaky. Be thorough out there my fellow #TigerPatrol pups!

Ummm … can we review the whole “shitting in the hallway” policy again?

A frosty Sunday can only mean one thing … PUPCAKES!! #ScottishTerriers #DogsofBluesky

Holy crap! It’s cold out there today. Forget about dink-cicles, my little feets were froze when we got back from our morning #TigerPatrol

Feeling kinda lazy. Wake me up before you put more kibbles in my bowl, Ok? #ScottishTerriers

First #TigerPatrol of 2026. Stinky and I demonstrating a classic “Close Formation High Precision Synchronized Pee” or CF-HPSP for you fellow Tiger Hunters out there. #ScottishTerriers #DogsofBluesky

Super #TigerPatrol today. Yup, froze my little bird dragging it through the snow … worth it.

Suddenly feeling very wintery Frozen wiener season is here 🥶

Happy #TongueOutTuesday to all the goodest boys and girls. It’s cold out there so remember to keep your snooter wet on you #TigerPatrol

There was some worry about Bob cat. I personally don’t know a cat called Bob so I asked Charlie. Not much help. Charlie thinks cats are there to knock things over and pop snacks out of their butt. Charlie is a golden retriever so …ya … there’s that. I’ll keep my snooter to the ground just in case

Hi guys! Well the last few weeks have been pretty weird. Anyway, everyone is back home and happy as a puppy with a new shoe. Rest assured that I’ve been busy with my regular #tigerpatrol to make sure you are all safe.

LoL I said that her butt looked huge today and she gave me this look … then she bit me

Any spare boops? #dogsofbluesky #scottishterriers

Stinky helped me out with my #tigerpatrol today. She yelled at something in the woods but I’m not sure it was a tiger. #scottishterrier

Great #tigerpatrol this morning. Definitely saw some hiding in the bushes but I yelled at them and they scampered off. #scottishterriers are fierce!

What? You left the bedroom window open again and it’s chilly in here. #scottishterriers

Out enjoying the fall colours #scottishterriers

Happy #TonguesOutTuesday to all the goodest boys & girls.

I think my stinky big sister Luna enjoyed her #tigerpatrol today. It was a nice cool morning and I showed her some of my favourite spots. #scottishterriers

I think my stinky big sister Luna enjoyed her #tigerpatrol today. It was a nice cool morning and I showed her some of my favourite spots. #scottishterriers

Just got groomed and I’m soooo tired #scottishterriers

Big sister, Luna (aka Stinky) is back for a visit while her people go island hopping. We had a great #tigerpatrol this morning. Two huge poops, I peed on everything and we chased a deerz!

Yar! We need Scottie pirates!!! Scourge of the local cats, raiding the pantry, digging holes to bury our ill begotten Treasure! #scottishterrier

Don’t say “treats” unless there’s something for me in your hand. Sheeeesh.