Accidental Haiku #13094, from "America Now Has an EV Rust Belt. High Gas Prices Won’t Rescue It." in the Wall Street Journal: workers were laid off in waves, sometimes rehired, then laid off again. https://www.wsj.com/business/autos/ev-factories-layoffs-autoworkers-f93de8d3?mod=hp_lead_pos7

Accidental Haiku #13022, from "Publisher Pulls ‘Shy Girl’ Horror Nove…" in the Wall Street Journal: my life in many ways and my mental health is at an all time low.” https://www.wsj.com/business/media/publisher-pulls-shy-girl-horror-novel-after-ai-allegations-c7944702?mod=lead_feature_below_a_pos2

Accidental Haiku #12413, from "‘Antigone (This Pla…" in the Wall Street Journal: Wouldn’t it have been ok to just let things be . . . quiet for a while? https://www.wsj.com/articles/antigone-this-play-i-read-in-high-school-review-inherited-roles-tyrannical-rules-a2d78233?mod=arts-culture_lead_pos2

Accidental Haiku #10650, from "Going All In on Steak Made Texas Roadhouse No. 1 in Cas…" in the Wall Street Journal: Line dancing at some point during their shifts. Peanut shells crunch underfoot. https://www.wsj.com/business/texas-roadhouse-steak-beef-costs-casual-dining-8204b179?mod=hp_lead_pos7

Accidental Haiku #9409, from "They Built the Hottest Firm on Wall Street. Now They Have to Save It." in the Wall Street Journal: A sector that was Both sexy and stable in The pre‑AI era. https://www.wsj.com/finance/investing/blue-owl-private-credit-downfall-b657a53a?mod=hp_lead_pos7

Accidental Haiku #9152, from "Texas Senate Primary Is Heated and Republicans Are Worried" in the Wall Street Journal: increased personal wealth while in office and his contentious divorce. https://www.wsj.com/politics/elections/texas-primary-election-campaigns-12f83ec2?mod=hp_lead_pos1

Accidental Haiku #8460, from "Telluride, America’s ‘Most Luxurious Ski Town’ Is Tearing Itself Apart" in the Wall Street Journal: Down Telluride’s main street chanting, “End it now!” People were crying. https://www.wsj.com/us-news/telluride-ski-resort-dispute-6e2cc777?mod=hp_lead_pos7

Accidental Haiku #8106, from "The Week the Dreaded AI Jobs Wipeout Got Real" in the Wall Street Journal: respondents said they worried AI could pose a threat to humanity. https://www.wsj.com/tech/ai/the-week-the-dreaded-ai-jobs-wipeout-got-real-3ba5057b?mod=hp_lead_pos1

Accidental Haiku #6449, from "Mamdani Proposes NYC’s Biggest Hou…" in the Wall Street Journal: News that Mamdani made for him. It read: “Trump to City: Let’s Build.” https://www.wsj.com/us-news/mamdani-proposes-nycs-biggest-housing-project-in-50-years-he-needs-trumps-help-dfaaadfe?mod=hp_lead_pos4

Accidental Haiku #6109, from "The Sickest Burns on the Internet Right Now Are Coming From…" in the Wall Street Journal: of a broader French strategy to adopt a more combative tone. https://www.wsj.com/world/europe/french-response-foreign-ministry-x-account-trump-elon-musk-e7095fc1?mod=hp_lead_pos8

Accidental Haiku #5351, from "Americans Are Leaving the U.S. in Record Numbers" in the Wall Street Journal: data doesn’t yet fully capture the number of people leaving, https://www.wsj.com/us-news/americans-leaving-the-us-migration-a5795bfa?mod=hp_lead_pos7

Accidental Haiku #4652, from "Trump Puts On a Show, Casting Democrats as the Villains" in the Wall Street Journal: But it did not take long for Mr. Trump to switch into emcee mode. https://www.nytimes.com/2026/02/25/us/politics/trump-state-of-the-union-speech.html

Accidental Haiku #3327, from "Exclusive | Trump Administration…" in the Wall Street Journal: That no ideas are settled until announced by President Trump. https://www.wsj.com/politics/policy/trump-administration-considers-action-requiring-banks-to-collect-citizenship-info-8e26f6d2?mod=hp_lead_pos2

Accidental Haiku #2933, from "I Hold a Money Meeting With …" in the Wall Street Journal: you can make yours more formal—or even jet to the beach house to chat. https://www.wsj.com/personal-finance/i-hold-a-money-meeting-with-my-family-every-quarter-heres-how-to-lead-yours-bf993952?mod=hp_lead_pos9

Accidental Haiku #2480, from "The Problem With Sleep Right Now Is Shame About Sleep" in the Wall Street Journal: timing—is innate. You’ll feel less ashamed if you remember this. https://www.wsj.com/lifestyle/relationships/sleep-shame-how-to-fix-e93dad35?mod=hp_listc_pos4

Found haiku in today's Journal: Fresh Western sanctions, seizures of aging tankers, known as the shadow https://www.wsj.com/world/as-war-enters-fifth-year-ukraine-shows-russian-victory-is-anything-but-inevitable-7898d921?mod=hp_lead_pos10