ice can melt

I've got a pretty bad cold...I'm almost tempt to invite the Empress to run my profile. key word: *almost*

Whoa...everyone must be buying Mother Day's gifts and and/or spending their tax refunds.... Our Etsy stores are off the hook the past few days, especially the flagship store.

Like "almost immediately" you were were going to open up the SoH or retrieve the nuclear materials deep in the Iran mountains? That kind of "almost immediately"?

Yes. Yes you did. Thanks MAGA and all those Special Assholes that unleashed chaos. Not just at the pump. But the entire chaos

And what do they say about pirates under the rule of international law?

1975 memories….

Things you remember about 1970s grandmas Sanka coffee Permed coifs 1950/60s station wagons Always turned into Lawerence Welk, Bonanza, or Hee-haw

Name your top 15 TV shows ever, gut instincts only MASH Sherlock WKRP in Cincinnati Star Trek TNG Red Dwarf Mr. Bean Lost X-Files Columbo Monk The Man in the High Castle Dark Winds St Elsewhere Grantchester Miss Scarlet

They’re extinct….Florida man is the closest substitute in the wild….otherwise, the Orlando zoo is the only place you can find the Real Deal.

The young prince: “what’cha watching, Dad? Peering over my shoulder and sees the “walk like an Egyptian” playing on my iPad. Before I can say anything, he says, “that’s really old music.” I was his age when this was a hit.

Sorely disappointed in the @nuggets.bsky.social Maybe next year!

post your favorite LOTR character, wrong answers only:

ello, please tell me your favorite 1-5 nonfiction books. “This Boy’s Life” by Tobias Wolff “Always Running” by Luis J Rodriguez “Runaway: Diary of a Street Kid” by Evelyn Lau (she autographed my copy 30 years ago) “Seeing Ghosts” by Kat Chow “Postcards from Tomorrow Square” by James Fallows

hello, please tell me your favorite 1-5 nonfiction books. “This Boy’s Life” by Tobias Wolff “Always Running” by Luis J Rodriguez “Runaway: Diary of a Street Kid” by Evelyn Lau (she autographed my copy 30 years ago) “Seeing Ghosts” by Kat Chow “Postcards from Tomorrow Square” by James Fallows

Many people say Kegsbreth had too many martinis before giving that briefing. I don't know folks. Just this is what many people are sayin'. It's a shame, really

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It’s all fun and games until a) someone does and a shake and bake or b) a chicken runs around without its head…

So, once again @andrew-yang.bsky.social is clotted toying with running for President. Just what we need another rich narcissist in charge. How about:

Name a song that sets your teeth on edge.

More like a king and the court jester

Without downloading anything new, where are you mentally?

If I were Jimmy Kimmel…I would wear this:

Wait until they realize jokes about doing 69 doesn’t mean doing with an Orange.

Damn, it’s open mic night at the pentagon….but Kid Rock sounds like he’s gargling a few gerbils.

Look, I’m not going to y’all what do but if the UAE is going to bolt from OPEC, I’ve got every reason to leave something. But I’m not in any clubs and I really don’t want to ditch my streaming service.

I feel Cold War vibes in a way I wouldn’t have expected even two years ago….

I feel Cold War vibes in a way I wouldn’t have expected even two years ago….

Man, if big ass drama was unfolding around me, I sure as hell wouldn’t be sitting cool as a cucumber just eating my salad. Looking at you, Michael Glantz.

Put your junk in the box….

Describe your personal life rn with a movie title Good Will Hunting

They’re doing the Senator Collins thing….

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So, if she’s truly on a crusade to get rid of mean, divisiveness rhetoric, is a divorce in the cards for her?

Sounds like my workplace.

Film you've watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: No Star Wars, Star Trek, Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, or Marvel.

No shit?

Play nasty games, win nasty tasting prizes

You shouldn’t draw a snake and add feet to it. But sure as hell, AI will.

You can tell I’m Gen X because whatever life throws at me, I’m like, “whatever, man” (but all the while I’m running mental calculations).

So, I’ve heard a couple of talking heads are saying Iran has a new captive. That’s an interesting take. Won’t say I disagree, but maybe it’s more accurate to say the captive surrendered in a self-own.

This needs to be in my sleazy “play that funky music” playlist

Funny dodge given his love of infusing religion into his warrior ethos.

So I got off on a conversation about a weird gift I was given when I was living in China… 三鞭酒 The old guy who gave it was sincere and told me to not let my wife drink it but she would be very 😀 and satisfied. No, I didn’t drink it.

Heroin math > Meth math

To provide context: We have a new guy on our team. He likes to quote "The Fifth Element" on a multiple-times-a-day basis. And the below is one of those lines. I know one of female coworkers can't wait for him to quote the "...all the positions" Chris Tucker line. Gonna take it to HR.

I get really nervous when someone tells me, "The government sent me to help you. Just stay calm."

BLUF: So, you're saying I got time then

I wonder if the Dingle Peninsula has any unique berries. IYKYK

Or, hear me out, an overly dramatic middle schooler drunk on their words and they just discovered e.e. cummings too.