Just a reminder...

#Breaking :D

Wow, even the turtle gets it. But what is he gonna do about it?

Yes, one of them actually said it....

Look at that little beta bitch look on his face...

The "No more wars" president justifies invading another country because they didn't give him the Peace prize.

Is it just me, or is it hilarious that the people who wore maxi pads on their ears are obsessed with tampons?

Oh no! If only someone could have seen this coming and warned us!

Funny thing was I was thinking about this yesterday. If you don't have (or don't want to part with) your own trophies, hit up some thrift stores.

Statistically speaking, if we deported all magats from Von Shitzenpantz on down, we would do more to lower the US crime rate and protect women and children than we would by deporting all the immigrants...

Shoutout to all the phishing accounts that are raising our ratings by leaving us "recommends!"

I'm old enough to remember when Republicans thought that it was a bad thing to rule completely by executive order...

Run, bitch, run!

True story

#AmericaFirst

There are many forms of resistance....

Every accusation a confession...

Anyone wanna take a wild guess at his political party?

A major award!

I thought they were against that sort of thing?

Last night at family dinner, my 3 year old asked: "Father, to what do we attribute the pervasive inclination among progenitors to fabricate precocious aphorisms for their progeny, engaging in vicarious intellectualism that defies developmental plausibility?"

Ahh yes, our golden age of prosperity...

Wow - you mean that the sewage-swimming (recovering?) heroin addict with no medical training may have been wrong? Naaah, can't possibly be...

I seem to be struggling with my we wading comprehension...

This claim has not yet been substantiated to my knowledge, but I really, really want it to be true!

#Shocker

"The Nobel Prize is not a 14-year-old girl at Mar-a-Lago. It can't be transferred."