i think one of the funniest biological manifeststions of bodily functions is that the appendage thats literally made for going in vaginas is like *maybe* the third best tool your body has for pleasuring one

i really, really, really, REALLY wanna move out of here asap but i have nowhere near enough financial stability to get myself anywhere right now, ughhh

I drop a dollar bill in the "complain about not having locked private accounts to vent my feelings" jar and go back to moping

i just realized that comm tagged this account instead of my art account uh hi

i would like to go at least one (1) single day without something feeding into crippling social paranoia issues

anyway dont worry about me ive just been in a really really heavy romantic impregnation mood lately

idk dude my brain cant settle on whether i like the idea of being an openly sexual and flirtacious being at all times, or being a loving husband and father

the most impressive cumshot I'll ever produce in my life will be the first time someone lies back and tells me to genuinely knock them up the second most impressive cumshot will be the sex we have to celebrate the positive test some weeks later

what a great day to wake up with giant fat unemptied breeder balls

god i just really wanna fuck im tired of being cooped up in this house

you know its a rough night for the mental health when im willing to go on social media and whine about something like that publicly

man id just like to know what pussy feels like

chiderg doing a public service with his ass at the local glory hole, but hes so fucking huge he can only fit his donut thru the hole

idk im a fucking whore today i wanna see cocks give me cocks

hey so if i start taking zinc pills to shoot a lot, whats a good dosage and rate to take it at, and how long does it take to have effects

what if Chiwolf gathers the several wolf hunks theyre down apocalyptic for, worships the fuck outta their fat breeder balls, jerks and sucks them off to get them to all cum into the same collection, mixes it around a bit and then funnels it all into their fertile pussy The Puppy Roulette, mayhap

i might need to go wolf mode here at some point because lately im sliding HARD into the more Fluid Switch vibes that embodies him. i wanna hump butts and faces but i also just as much want my ass passed around by big men or take multiple cocks all over my face ...fuck

man the sluttiness bug has been hitting me HARD lately

when i was in my early 20s i always swallowed everytime i sucked a guy off because i didn't wanna deal with the mess of them shooting all over my face (not helped by me wearing glasses) im older now and realize sometimes you need to let a guy have a canvas to appreciate his handiwork on

if the way to a mans heart isnt thru his penis then why do they throb at the same time and rhythm

i dont care what the bible says about gay sex, the sound a guy makes when his hole takes every inch of my dick is way more important than scripture

i dont care when your teeth lightly hit my dick while sucking it, it just adds texture

hilariously might post more frequently here as i become less active elsewhere, since horniness is one of the very few methods i have for dealing with heavy stress and depression

im so fucking touch starved im gonna lose it

my mood is dogshit today but maybe getting my dick sucked might help

i think my bisexuality hyperfixation is swinging back to the other side of the spectrum now because lately ive been wanting to yoink hogs left n right again

if im left alone for too long it usually takes like less than 10 minutes for my thoughts to entirely become like god i want to have sex so fucking much rn

i hope yall appreciated those pics i posted a while back the reality of things is that i have body image issues to the point that i dont even really like the prospect of having sex irl because itd mean someone would see my body and euughhnhghhh

full honesty that might be a lil embarrassing, but the reason i've been so pussy-minded lately is from realizing that all my experiences have been with partners that got the dick-n-ball loadout and i just really, really fucking wanna have a go at pussy

having naturally fat balls and a girthy dick means i was put on this earth to breed sluts left and right and ive been FAILING at that task so far 😔

im insanely horny this morning

the literal hottest thing is getting my balls worshipped like relics before breeder sex

I'm seeing a lot of posts to call your reps but little on actually how. 5calls.org is a great site where you can put in your zip code and get numbers for your house representative and two senators. You also can get a script if you're like me and stumble over your thoughts.

I need a dragon milf in my life *so* badly.

at some point I'll post a boner pic, rn im too sick to want to get hard and stay hard for one

and now yall know that me having big breeder balls isn't just a sona thing

fuck it, hairy balls #dergnudes

id post actual uncovered junk but i really need to trim first lol

back in my day, you had to work for a nice shapely bulge, nowadays these underwear with pouches just give it to you for free, can you believe this 😤 #dergnudes

in celebration of getting my account back, heres my fat bulge all over your face #dergnudes

so whats the standard nude posting etiquette on here because i wanna post a pic of my fat bulge

i have regained access

the small influx of followers i got because i accidentally responded to a thread on my other account with a post from this one this app is very well designed

fighting the constant battle in my head between "i wanna post nudes because i want people to worship and praise and salivate over my body because that would give me the hardest boner of my life" versus "im not posting nudes of myself in a public space that just feels like a recipe for disaster"

it's a day ending in y, time to hear me horny roar for dragon pussy

hi my name is chiderg and my favorite hobby is fucking the whines out of men til their neighbors can hear them

ok it was bordering on just thirst posting so im bringing the horny thoughts to this account this morning god i need dragon women in my life help

so this is the part where i tell you the least surprising dragon thing: it's IMMENSELY arousing when a bunch of people congregate around me and start worshipping and desiring my body so that animation popping off and the mass reaction to it has been making me /crazy/ horny

gimme your fuckin' face

I did a funny a couple days ago lol. Everyone go wish the big dragon man a happy birthday! #nsfw