These #toshdk have such nice stitch definition

@kate @skazka you guys should tell your father about this https://bsky.app/profile/craigburley.com/post/3mh6k3xgnuk2j

neighbors with the heavily modded pickup truck doing snow removal 💚 helping a dumb baby absolute IDIOT child who lives on the block get his infiniti out of his parallel parking 💜

as always, i reserve the right to switch it up - but here is my spring playlist 👼 https://open.spotify.com/playlist/3JUVLrDGeNv1sgjlp4ODdh?si=d872c4dbe8244232

Oh I see. He wanted a bed.

Not remotely big enough but they are NOT letting that stop them

ok...TODAY we are unpacking our rice and putting it in a vessel, where pantry months won't get it. "so it's been how many months since you cooked your own rice" don't worry about it.

in baptist history class they are telling us about how roger williams would row himself across a body of water to argue with the quakers then row himself back home......diagnosable problem and i have it too

it's good i don't live in the heated rivalry universe bc i'd make jiang cheng levels of gay and homophobic look like child's play

We're flying to Pittsburgh with a men's wrestling team onboard and im soooo convinced we're going to crash and they'll eat my body while having homosexual entanglements

@sebbowav 👋

i only use google drive for its intended purpose (making copies of fandom callout docs for perusal at my leisure)

[Whining] I don't feel the worst I've ever felt in my life but woo boy we are closer than we've been in awhile

mediocre for a lifetime or perfect for a year...

HEROIC: local woman goes to to-read bookmarks instead of seeking out new, non-bookmarked badfic to read

manager who had carefully avoided talking about the horrors was like "oh please tell me in detail what you've been doing" and i'm like ok well I'm Glad the suburbs care about this now but also it's upsetting to talk about...thanks....

it's crazy some edgelord hasn't written a comic where alfred dies of dementia brought on by chronic sleep deprivation from supporting bruce's dumb hobby

while i had a fever i was tormented with visions of the kind of sex steph and cass should be having in my fanfiction...and now i'm implementing it

the family we're supporting needs rent paid for march, so will many other families. we pay directly so that stays out of the pool - but their kid goes to this school, along with many others. please help if you can. https://www.gofundme.com/f/support-minneapolis-neighborhood-school-families

badficcers hold up half the sky

"no one needs another lois marries bruce instead of clark fic" vs "everyone needs a lois marries bruce instead of clark fic where lois goes insane and tries to bait bruce into having an affair with superman"

but, as an atheist, shouldn't he be okay with that https://federatedfandom.net/@[email protected]/116072257262440480

AWNING FAWNING DOT XYZ https://federatedfandom.net/@[email protected]/116071608204483150

okay i haven't done anything fannish in 2026 really at all but watch this space bc i'm going to post my cass/steph before spring if it KILLS ME

self soothing with ludicrously ooc cersei lannister femslash :rainbow_gritty:

hello beautiful friends, if you are looking for (yet another) way to help mn, the school i am volunteering with has an ongoing fundraiser. we distributed over 100k to help with february rent and food and that is expected to continue for the next x months […] [Original post on federatedfandom.net]

i'm so tired of PROFESSIONAL TELEVISION COMPANIES putting their FAKE FAN EDITS on the INTERNET and drowning out REAL EDITS made by TEENAGERS with IMMATURE AESTHETICS and BAD TASTES IN SONGS. i'm not searching for "10 of their cutest moments uwu" from a NETWORK! GET OUT!!!!!!!!!!

Fandom used to be fun...they used to write fic where the scoobies gangbanged giles

okay great i followed a bunch of people from my fannish bluesky and set up crossposting to it from here which means i feel less rude saying I AM SO FUCKING STRESSED BUT I CAN TAKE AN HOUR TO DRINK WATER AND READ ABOUT HARLEY QUINN TOUCHING POISON IVY'S TITS

i'm gonna move more of my REAL LIFE posting to @elena, feel free to follow me over there if that's mainly what you are hanging out here for. if you are seeing this from bluesky u can follow my bsky which will have the crossposts from that account. this account will stay fannish and ima link it […]

okay. tomorrow: church, mutual aid errands, foot patrol, what's the weather going to be like, JESUS, hot hands drop.

one of the problems with the democratic party being soooooo controlled by consultants who in turn seem to base 99% of their political theory on pollsters is that the party has become absolutely toxically obsessed with sloganeering e.g. "don't take the bait"

my keyboard is sticky for unknown reasons and i keep making dumb typos, but the timeline for when it showed up/fixing it looked like: xmas, then emotionally draining travel, got the flu on the drive home, emotionally draining work stuff, last wednesday. with NO break. so sorry ifitype likethis 😭

i'm sorry that nazi who got chased out of downtown was in prison for FOUR YEARS??? how are you an ex-con crying bc you got water pistol'd in the face and you were in minnesota in january and didn't pack a hat. the softest fascist alive.

one of my favorite anti-ice signs near me since it's in the office of a tiny consulting company of the most white-nerd people you ever saw on an "about us" page, printed (one assumes) on the office inkjet. SO true

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may we hound these devils to their deaths, my god https://www.twincities.com/2026/01/16/family-of-u-s-citizen-detained-by-ice-in-st-paul-seeks-her-release/

voicemail from my uptown dermatologist telling me they are closing their clinic permanently, today, due to "circumstances out of our control". jesus christ

now why did claudia just bust the closet door open like that........my tabbies are BOTH feds

okay well i did shell out $1k for it in the end but our drain is CLEAR i can SHOWER AGAIN and POOP without worrying it will come back up through the LAUNDRY SINK

microwaving a fish fillet, pepper strips, a tasty bite chana masala bowl, and topping it with zhug thank god for the PANTRY and the FREEZER

a blog: https://awningfawning.xyz/be-jubilant-my-feet/

we have a giant fuckoff FUCK ICE flag hanging in our front yard and i was a little concerned the plumber wouldn't like it but in fact the plumber, who lives in rockford mn, asked where he could get one and we commiserated about how fucking evil all of this is 💚

i'm very much not pro landlord in any case (ALAD) but i have to admit when i see people going "omg PE buying homes! what about MOM AND POP landlords!" i do think about the one landlord we had as a kid whose rancid 80 year old mom would come over uninvited and unwanted with pecan pie to spew the […]

In ICE's defense, this is probably the only way most of them are allowed within 100 yards of a school

kate and i were talking about how this stuff is shaking out with various political factions and she said re: fake authoritarians making bootlicking arguments: "you would NOT throw that tea in the lake. i mean ocean," which is maybe the most minnesotan thing she's ever said

yeah (seen on x)

Thank you so much mardia for the SHOWER

God, it's so quiet