I forgot about this place. It just came to me out of the blue.

I thought of you today, bsky.

Hello bsky. I forget about you

blah blah bsky blah blan

Hey bsky! I heard you missed me so I'm back! ...What's that...you didn't notice? Ok then...my mistake...

Welfare check... ...yup, still here just not posting much.

been busy & I'm checking if I missed any notifications... ...thank goodness there aren't any

Just a random post for no love.

1 whole month on Bluesky & no one congratulated me or noticed my special day. I've put in the effort to connect with posts using Ai, cats, haiku, memes, self-deprecating humor, creative writing, trivia, Gifs(jk), Educational/fun facts & mourning the loss of an American treasure. (RIP PWH) So...

One of my flaws is that I don't follow through with things until they are compl....

Is it a bad thing that I didn't post for 2 days? Even I didn't want to read what would have been typed.

Journal entry - 8/1/23 27 days at bsky high. Finding it difficult to fit in. There are so many cliques, but with which do I belong? Hopefully I will find one or maybe I will just be a loner or start a "no love" club. I thought it would be different when we moved this time.

Do you ever check the "Popular With Friends" feed and think to yourself, I need some different friends? Me neither because I don't have any.

Just rewatched The Pee-wee Herman Show filmed at the Roxy. (1981) Paul Reubens had the gift of making people of all ages know it's ok to laugh & be silly. Feeling this one.

My posts are so frequently unloved that I should be billed with a "guest star" role on the give 'em love feed -

For the .001% of you that anticipate my daily post & read them, my apologies, I took the day off yesterday. For the 99.099.99% of you that have no idea what I'm talking about & don't read my posts, please don't tell the others I forgot. TIA

I write posts just so I can see them on the no love feed.

Why is it that every time I go on bsky, it's like trying to find something you thought you knew where you put it, but somehow, it's misplaced?

Day _ _ in hours/per day

Day Michael Jordan #

If I were to celebrate the number of days I've been on bsky through song. It would be sung by the pictured singer and have a connection with one of their songs.

21 days Thats all. There is nothing further to read. Well, unless you read this part, but don't.

My cat snores. It sounds like a notification. When he sleeps, I can't stop checking my phone.

I wish I had more bsky invites. Then I could invite more people that might enjoy my posts. OR Maybe they will receive even less engagement and I can feel better about myself. Win/Win

XX Day If you read that as "adult" or "porn" it's not what you're thinking. Most will recognize this as the Roman numeral for 20...but then again...the Romans knew how to get their freak on. Ignore that first sentence. I kinda like the way you think.

#19 is represented as the Sun, in tarot cards. It is said to reflect happiness & contentment, vitality, self-confidence & success! I wanna be the sun.

Happy Sunday to all that celebrate/observe it! Happy day/night time to those who live by no schedule and the days are a blur.

My next post will definitely go viral if - A: It's entertaining in any way. 2: I suddenly get to 50k followers. Wait and see...

Just saw Oppenheimer. I liked it, but I'm not sure how historically accurate it is. Einstein didn't stick his tongue out ONCE.

Day 18 on bsky island. No sign of rescue. Food & hydration primarily consist of coconuts which are running low. It has not rained for days. Built a questionable raft from driftwood. It's not ideal, but my only option. Tomorrow's the day. One way or another, this is likely my final entry.

So, I have accomplished a few confidence building goals here on bsky. now I am going to reach for the stars! ✨ really. the stars! ⭐🎤 Will you help get @alyankovic.bsky.social to follow me? 🙏 ...I won't be weird about it or anything... 🤪 ...Just to flex. 💪

quick question for anyone that might see this... Is GM a thing here or nah?

Welcome to #tezos ꜩ

Useless trivia for day 17: The number 17 is the most common randomly selected number between 1 and 20. (MIT & Google say so) #hashtagsarenotathinghere

bsky day 16. At this age, your life experience permits you to finally drive on your own. The freedom of being able to go wherever you want, whenever you want. After you've seen all that the world has to offer, you will likely realize that you were better off at home and drive only when necessary.

do you like getting faves/hearts/likes? give that good feeling to someone who hasn't got many by checking out this feed: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7jjqhixxhj2vinaxr26i4gkc/feed/aaaotaqa2gwma

15...I am still waiting for my minutes of fame.

Today's word of the day is: fortnight. Ex. - I have been a member of bluesky for a fortnight. For those tuning in, please be advised that there will be no word of the day tomorrow.

Add reminder to write a post about my 13th day on bluesky.

Day 12 of my bluesky adventures and I think it's time for a laugh... Have you heard the one about the farmer selling 24 dozen eggs?... ...Never mind...that's 2 gross

🎁 Enter the 'Skeletal Heron' by PapaBearded giveaway in our Discord! This captivating NFT with a haunting poem is waiting to find its new home. Join us and immerse yourself in the eerie beauty of the world of dark art! 💀🔥 discord.gg/DuPPE9gp58

Today is day 11 of my bluesky adventure and I want to share a funny gif with everyone! <Spinal Tap amplifiers go up to eleven.gif> Oh wait...I forgot that...ugh...

I asked AI to make me a grocery list of 10 items for a budget of $69 USD. The result: Chicken breasts (2 packs) Ground beef (1 pound) Pasta (2 boxes) Rice (1 bag) Canned tomatoes (2 cans) Frozen vegetables (1 bag) Eggs (1 dozen) Milk (1 gallon) Bread (1 loaf) Apples (6-8 pieces)

Captains log Stardate – 101133.05 The inhabitants of planet Bluesky do not seem hostile by nature, but also do not appear to have interest in our arrival. They either ignore our attempts or seem confused about what we are trying to communicate.

So, I know that most people will not see or read this, but... ...I can't wait to post about something you won't see or read tomorrow! It's gunna be great...not that you'll know, but really good stuff..

Day 9 of being on the bluesky. If I were a cat who died once every day from singing up, this would be my final post.

I'm guessing you need a buncha hearts n stuff to be on the "what's hot" tab... ...for my posts to be visible on the "following" tab, one would hafta follow me (and maybe give me hearts n stuff). Thanks, bluesky for confirming I am neither hot nor popular.

The number 8 walks into a therapists office and says to the doctor I won’t lie down otherwise we will be here forever.

Day Se7en on bluesky.

Don't worry everyone! I just sent a help request to bluesky support about notifications not working. Hopefully it'll be fixed soon...