Ya’ll, this Comey case is going to get thrown out by the judge. Trump is then going to attack the entire judiciary. There is no way Bondi brought this case expecting to win. It’s all pure show and distraction (ahem).

Issuing a forgery attributed to Trump to a birthday book 22 years ago sounds an awful lot like 2 fake birth announcements in Hawaiian newspapers back in 1961 to cover for the little African baby who will one day be POTUS.

Without the promise to release the files, he was just Epstein’s best friend.

No one is quicker to dismiss the Constitution or the Republic than the “We don’t live in a democracy, we live in a constitutional republic” crowd.

One might think that the reversal in GOP attitudes toward states’ rights and a growing deficit would require a lot of thought and introspection. But judging from the current discourse, not a thought was given at all.

Watching the GOP claim to be the party of Lincoln while boosting the Confederacy is peak entertainment. 🍿🥤

Man. I really hoped to see the birthday boy show up today in his little military outfit. My prediction is that it’ll have medals like the world has never seen, sponsored by Coinbase.

Is there anything inside the Trump library? Because you know these fuckers aren’t writing any of this down.

I’m not a creep, I just want to know what all’s going to go into that sandwich.